gianluigi
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put that chicken shit gun away bennet. stick a knife in me...look into my eyes as you turrrn the blade
i dont need a gun, john. I DONT NEED A FUCKING KNIFE
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Mad Moe
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'What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?'
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jamie-lee
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"Your the kind of guy that would fuck a guy in the arse and not even have the god damm common courtesy to give him a reach around, I'll be watching you"
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cossie_corsa
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Registered: 15th Nov 03
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more arnold lines
get to the chopper (predator)
let of some steam bennet(commando)
no one sends me to the cooler (batman and robin )
[Edited on 26-05-2007 by cossie_corsa]
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by cossie_corsa
let of some steam bennet (predator)
thats commando MOFU  GTF off the internet now :@
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IndyKalsey
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Registered: 26th Oct 06
Location: Manor Park, East London
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'I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose'
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TomWilly
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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Bristol
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"aye fackin ate pikeys"
"I Fucking hate pikey"
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Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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http://members.tripod.com/~JB5353/happygilmore/hitcar.wav
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Welsh Dan
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Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".
I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City.
Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he? 
and from the same film.
Why is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?
Ah, thats the sooper dooper deal that is
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BAZ 1256
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veronica - ron u have a massive erection
ron- what?
ron - ... its eh... the pattern on the pants.. im takin them bk to the pants store rite now.....
nothing to look at here!!! ......
dont say ur not impressed !!
ancorman
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sand-eel
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An amazing quote from a classic australian soup ( neighbours lol), "Get nicked ya chuffin hufter", lol
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Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
you are neither cold nor hot
so since you are luke warm
i shall spew you from my mouth
i have taken the father now i shall take the son
and you tell that young VALLON i'm gonna paint paradise square with his blood. 2 coats
im gonna festoon my sleeping chambers with his guts.
and as for you mr tammeny fucking hall
you come down to the points once more i'll dispatch you with my own hand
now go back to your celebration and leave me to eat in peace
Gangs of New York 
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by cossie_corsa
more arnold lines
get to the chopper (commando)
let of some steam bennet (predator)
no one sends me to the cooler (batman and robin)
That is a sin 
"John, hows your arm John"
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Jake
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happy gilmore
http://new.wavlist.com/movies/203/hg-breakfast.wav
funniest clip ever
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kH4SpF3Fpfk
[Edited on 26-05-2007 by jake]
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Carl
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Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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60% of the time, it works everytime.
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cossie_corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by cossie_corsa
let of some steam bennet (predator)
thats commando MOFU GTF off the internet now :@
apologies, was rushing and mixed he two up. nothing an edit won't fix so don't worry 
did no one pick up that get to the chopper was predator then??? easy mistake so untwist your nipples everyone
[Edited on 26-05-2007 by cossie_corsa]
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Jambo
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What did he look like??
"oh bout 6" 3, moustache"
"thats an awfully big moustache!"
- Naked Gun 2
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smack
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George: Hello Dad. You know I remember a lifetime ago, when I was about 3 1/2 feet tall, weighing all of 60 pounds, but every inch your son. I remember those Saturday mornings going to work with my dad, we'd climb into that big green truck. I thought that truck... was the biggest truck in the universe pop. I remember how important the job we did was, how if it wasn't for us, people would freeze to death. I thought you were the strongest man in the world. And remember those home videos when mom would dress up like Loretta Young, barbeques and football games, ice cream, playing with the Tuna. And when I left for California only to come home with the FBI chasing me, and that FBI agent Trout had to kneel down to put my boots on and you said, "That's where you belong you son of a bitch, puttin on Georgie's boots." That was a good one pop, you remember that. And remember that time when you told me that money wasn't real. Well old man, I'm 42 years old, and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me, so many years ago. I finally understand. Your the best, pop, just wish I could have done more for you, wish we had more time. Anyway, may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. I love you Dad. Love George.
George: So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
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SportBoy
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your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece - full metal jacket
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SVM 286
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''IS THIS SOME KIND OF WHITE C*NT'S JOKE THAT BLACK C*NTS DON'T GET?!''
Never fails to break me nearly in half.
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
''IS THIS SOME KIND OF WHITE C*NT'S JOKE THAT BLACK C*NTS DON'T GET?!''
Never fails to break me nearly in half.
i posted that on page 2, love it also. Cos i'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.
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baza31
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If the milk turns out to be sour, i aint the type of pussy to drink it- lock stock.
Theres hundreds in Snatch, is there any chance of getting them as ring tones?
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
''IS THIS SOME KIND OF WHITE C*NT'S JOKE THAT BLACK C*NTS DON'T GET?!''
Never fails to break me nearly in half.
i posted that on page 2, love it also. Cos i'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.
Sorry Carl  Should have read the thread.
Oh and it's ''Nicolarse'' 
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All Torque
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Bricktop (Snatch) "I don't care if hes Mohammed 'I'm ard' Bruce Lee"
Newt (Alien) "They mostly come out at night, mostly"
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Pete (All torque) "They mostly come out at night, mostly" (speaking of the elusive GTCG Mafiosi)
So true
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