Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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Originally posted by Tom
I read it as door at first aswell 
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Originally posted by lee_wee
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Originally posted by Tom
^^  i'm concerned by that laughter given his close proximity to donkey's (blackpool beach)
oh yeah, theres a donkey orgy every saturday night when the clubs kick out....
kinky
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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And stinky
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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And sandy
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In the spare bed...I don't like sleeping in our bed when Adam's away and it turns out the spare one is much comfier
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Friday 4th May
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Oops pressed send by accident before the end of my text! Retard! He was badly beaten up and I have to give him CPR and then he spewed all over me! Bizarre! - my nut case friend Ailsa about her dream last night about Dale
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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best text so far
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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the one before that from her was about a seagull walking into her office this morning
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Is she a crackhead 
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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"A seagull walke into my office this morning, oh & I've just dribbled on myself Exciting morning for ailsa. I had a dream about Dale last night,"
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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no...just a bit of a bunnyboiler / stalker / seriously messed up in the head and cries all the time she's drunk girl!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Originally posted by Fee
no...just a bit of a bunnyboiler / stalker / seriously messed up in the head and cries all the time she's drunk girl!
But at least she's not a crackhead
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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i like the sound of fee
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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Originally posted by Aj.
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Originally posted by Tom
Where did you wake up this morning?
On my Gf's living room floor (thats where we sleep because she only has a single bed at the moment)
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This morning
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Hi, how are you? i'm fine thanks, missing you so much. Can't wait to see you again x i love you x x
Was the text from your girlfriend? You only saw her this morning
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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Where did you wake up this morning?
On my Gf's living room floor (thats where we sleep because she only has a single bed at the moment)
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This morning
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Hi, how are you? i'm fine thanks, missing you so much. Can't wait to see you again x i love you x x
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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Yep
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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It looks like I'm a mind reader
I've quoted you before you've even posted
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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Will she come out when i'm up next
Dale rang me the other week, he told Nicola he was going out for a guiness and ended up battered on cider
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee
It looks like I'm a mind reader
I've quoted you before you've even posted
 what are this fridays lottery numbers?
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Originally posted by Fee
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Originally posted by Aj.
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Originally posted by Tom
Where did you wake up this morning?
On my Gf's living room floor (thats where we sleep because she only has a single bed at the moment)
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This morning
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Hi, how are you? i'm fine thanks, missing you so much. Can't wait to see you again x i love you x x
Was the text from your girlfriend? You only saw her this morning
it wasn't me, I was reading that thinking eh 
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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My bad
Hense the quick edit
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
Will she come out when i'm up next
Dale rang me the other week, he told Nicola he was going out for a guiness and ended up battered on cider
you honestly don't want her to....she will start turning up at your door and sleeping outside your house
She's the one that Andy Leith found sleeping in the bus stop outside his house after Dale's stag night in Aberdeen...
You've met her before I'm sure...she gave you a lift into town in her mini
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my g/f's bed
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Yesterday
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
been worried about you, was hoping that you would let me know you got home alright, im sorry for yesterday he is just a cunt, From my mum
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I'm waiting on a text saying she's finished but it aint coming 
I wana go home gotta get something to eat before football at 8 
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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Yeah I remember her I thought she was ace .... I must be nuts too
And shes more than welcome to turn up at my door 600 miles away
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote:
Originally posted by Shane
Where did you wake up this morning?
In my g/f's bed
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Yesterday
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
been worried about you, was hoping that you would let me know you got home alright, im sorry for yesterday he is just a cunt, From my mum
Your mum calls people badgers
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