--Dave--
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why is it so wrong for a girl to buy a guy a drink?
It's not the fcuking 70's you know.
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corsa_chelle
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i know that! but i dunno now i work in a nightclub i see it loads and blokes come in with lasses and she buys the drinks all night  maybe im just old fashioned
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Robin
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Maybe that lass won the lottery?
Or got paid.
Or is buying drinks for her boyfriends birthday.
Or the bloke is her boss.
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corsa_chelle
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possibly!
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CoastalCorsa
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Heres one for ya, worked a treat for ma mate last week
He walked over to two lasses who were sat on a sofa in a cocktail bar and says " Can you move up, I have a large arse "
to which one of the lasses replies whilst moving up " It looks alright to me "
He then made a tit of himself, went to the bar and spent £30 on a round, then dropped it when he tried putting the tray on the table, so we sent him back and made him buy it again.
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Bonney
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quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
I loe the come backs to womens come backs
Man : Did it hurt ???
Women : What when i fell from heaven ?? (trying to be clever)
Man: No when u hit every branch of the ugly tree
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Little Vik
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
why is it so wrong for a girl to buy a guy a drink?
It's not the fcuking 70's you know.
I dont think theres anything wrong,i will always get a round in and pay for dinner.
Actually somehow on my birthday last year i paid for my half of my dinner on my birthday 'treat' 
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C2RL R
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Originally posted by corsa_chelle
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Originally posted by C2RL R
on a brighter note my pal tried the coat/knife one and the bird thought it was so funny she bought him a drink
why are girls doign this isn't it suppose to be the bloke that buys the girl a drink or am i being old fashioned
 
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mk4_astra
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let me lick your pissflaps
works every time
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Little Vik
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pdwhelan
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Come with me if you want to live, or get creamed on!
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mattk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Sam
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Originally posted by Tom
Hey fatty, got any flour?
WTF!
[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Sam]
Need something to find the wet spot with
Or say fart for fuck sake, Give us a clue
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mk4_astra
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flour trick doesnt work on fat birds, you find a wet patch and end up humping her armpit
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pdwhelan
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or the wet gunky patch she leaves on the bed!
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LeeM
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sick
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
I'm off out 2nite, so wanting some to use...... 
Good and Bad all welcome 
''Fancy going halves on a baby/bastard/abortion?''
*dependant on how drunk and or nasty you are*
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LeeM
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just walk up with a big smile on your face and punch her in the fanny, ask if she'd like you to kiss it better
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