willay
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Just how things turn out mate, if I go out with a skinny bird then I got out with one. Without sounding like too much of a loser alot of it does depend on what kind of person they are 
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AdZ9
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 i think im going to start looking around for gf material now, i'm coming to the end of my single spree! Need to find a good girl who I can have good sexy time with! I'm such a fussy bastard though, every date i go on i purposely find something i dont like about them, don't know why, just happens automatically!
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--Dave--
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haha fair enough they say big girls are the best shag to as they have to work alot more and put the effort in to be good 
again, i love how this thread has turned out!
fat girls are definitely not the better shags
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--Dave--
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Stage 1 of 'Operatation sort Dave's life out' is complete;
Car has been unclamped
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AdZ9
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Take up a hobbie too! I'm starting Aikido for the first time this Sunday evening, i've always wanted to do it, am actually going to go try it and see how i feel! Also starting Choi Kwang-Do to, meet some more people. Good thing is that both classes are in a diff town to where i live, so i get to meet normal people, not the idiots who live round by me!
Whats stage 2 of Operation sort Dave's life out?
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--Dave--
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Stage 2 of Operation sort Dave's life out is;
Get the bitches name taken off the mortgage and see if Northern Rock will allow me to carry on living there I imagine as long as I keep up with repayments I'll be fine.
Stage 3 is getting my brother moved in
Stage 4 is getting my finances sorted out (after having paid her off)
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--Dave--
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Hobbie sounds like a good idea, always fancied taking up a martial art but again haven't been motivated enough to do so.
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AdZ9
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I've always wanted to do another one, I did karate for 7 yrs but got bored after a while, I was quite young and made it to black belt at a young age, was to naive and i quit!
I wasn't motivated either, but i watched some videos on Youtube of various martial arts, then found the closest classes. Will be a good start i reckon. Choi Kwang-Do is big nowadays, its been dubbed the biggest martial art of 21st century, its called the martial art of street fighting. Its all about learning how to punch/kick/defend yourself without damaging your joints etc like most martial arts do. It has no fancy stuff either, teaches you stuff you would use in self defence in a day to day life! Check it out, search google for Choi Kwang Do!
Its good to have stages too, got something to follow to, good idea moving your brother in, will have a good laugh if you live together!
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--Dave--
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will check it out mate  always wanted to learn something like that.
I only want him to move in because of his PS3.... 
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quote:
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I've got a shitty second hand sofa which I bought off my ex's fit sister, was worth it just to see her again and smell her hair. But sure.
Are you feeling ok? do you need a hug?
probs been said by now, but pics of said fit sister
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willay
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Always a good idea to keep yourself busy Dave, it can be awful cause you are use to spending all your time with some bint.
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--Dave--
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indeed willay.
Thanks for all the help and suggestions, I feel a bit lighter now 
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willay
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any time mate.
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AdZ9
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quote:
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Thanks for all the help and suggestions, I feel a bit lighter now
I feel like that once i've had a proper big shit, feels like i'm floating around the office, i love it. Sometimes i don't poo for weeks just so I can have a monster poo and feel really light
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--Dave--
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WTF mate 
I go once a day, religiously. If i don't I start feeling ill
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willay
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--Dave--
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yes, this thread is now going somewhere I didn't think was possible.
Back on topic please
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AdZ9
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hahaha, actually sitting here giggling like a girl. I don't really, im the same, i feel bad if I don't drop the kids off at the pool at least once!
Imagine if that was true though, you hold it in for 3 weeks, and you put on like 2 stone, then you go for a massive crap that takes 4 hours, imagine how light you would feel!
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--Dave--
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AdZ9
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Anywhooo back on track
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Change the name to "Willays advice thread"
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willay
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you guys fucking love it.
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AdZ9
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Willay is only 12 years old and he can give all this advice, mastermind
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Rachel H
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This turned me on
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--Dave--
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I admire willay's outlook on life.
I do not admire his taste in women.
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