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Author Charlotte Church is up the duff
andy1868
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if i could sleep with her accent i would without hesitation, however i can't so i'll just have to settle with her body instead
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What's the history with Charlotte Church and Seth?



You what?
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deano, Seth has a reputation for a fondness of the larger lady, especially ones that are preggers with milky udders etc. or so i believe, correct me if i'm wrong anyone


Don't shoot me
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Robin - there was a mention of Seth being pleased or something. Took it out of context, thought he had been dumped by her and would be glad to see her up the duff as it is ruining her life.

Andy has corrected me though.

Carry on.
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There seems to be a strong contigent of narcotic users in this thread
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I'd do her fat or thin

Edit: not mega fat mind, pic on the 2nd page looks fine to me though.

[Edited on 01-03-2007 by joe6886]
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what a difference 5 hours make!

i posted this to let the CS community know and wish her and Gavin my best and hopefully get the same from other members....

instead we have an arguement about her size. has no one thought what size she will be in 4/7 months time? getting big by then!

SetH your odd but i must agree bring on the udders

basically Charlotte is beautiful, Welsh accent or not isnt a girl i'd kick out the bed, i'd love to give her reason to sing in bed, and with curves like hers i dont kno how i'd keep my hands off, a woman is surely meant to have curves?

I wish Charlotte and Gavin my best wishes and prey they are sensible when naming the child
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Amen to that.
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Yes All the Best Charlotte and Gavin as i'm more than certain you have a passion for Corsa's and visit the UK's most popular Corsa website and are sat reading this

[Edited on 01-03-2007 by joe6886]
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I have it on good authority Gavin wants to know how he can release a few ponies from his 1 litre 8 valve, CS as always has the answer - k&n decat and a power button off ebay

Thank us later Gavster
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Originally posted by deano87
Amen to that.



might i also add my scientific findings


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LMAO at Hammer & Andy
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quote:
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I have it on good authority Gavin wants to know how he can release a few ponies from his 1 litre 8 valve, CS as always has the answer - k&n decat and a power button off ebay

Thank us later Gavster


Tell him to try double declutching when he overtakes.
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Oh in that case, Hi Gav Remember fold your rear seats flat for that extra bit of grunt.

Andy
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LMFAO this is fantastic
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Andy, you are a legend
Hammer
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Agreed that equation is absolutely watertight
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1 litre 8 valve? What the fuck is he driving...
Hammer
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Moneys tight when your feeding a woman of Charlottes size, give the guy a break he's trying.
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He imported it from Brazil, I just U2U'd him. Said they are gona call the kid Robin.
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Stupid fucking name for a kid.

*shakes head in disgust*
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
1 litre 8 valve? What the fuck is he driving...


Corsa with a Nova engine transplant
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it was a gsi, hes had the nova engine put in cause he cant afford to insure a 1.6, thats what he told me anyway
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
1 litre 8 valve? What the fuck is he driving...


Corsa with a Nova engine transplant


It was originally a 1.2 16 valve but he put on an adidas sock as an airfilter sucked in one of Charlottes many pies bent 8 valaves and couldn't afford to get it sorted

I tried telling him there were a couple of idiots on cs not to copy tbh
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
1 litre 8 valve? What the fuck is he driving...


Corsa with a Nova engine transplant

Immense, that could catch on.

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