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Tom
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15th Nov 06 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--


I don't have issues Jade, honest

Tom sent me a U2U saying how when his new girlfriend was pleasuring him he was closing his eyes and pretending it was Jade.

Sick.


Closer
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I know Jade, disgusting isn't it.

:barf:
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mooney
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if you could suck yourself off would you spit, swallow or be a dirty boy and shoot all over your face??
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I know Jade, disgusting isn't it.

:barf:


:hueeeeey:

U sick bastard

quote:
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Tom can we do role play tonight, i'll pretend to be a policeman and come and arrest you

Please babe
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mooney I would try and get a few spurts into my mouth, then just let it run down my chin and onto the very few chest hairs I have.
SteveW
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quote:
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mooney I would try and get a few spurts into my mouth, then just let it run down my chin and onto the very few chest hairs I have.


then look in a mirror while rubbing it into your chest saying "whos a dirty boy"
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FPSML
Jamie Walby
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I missed out on the last 2 pages of this thread.

The Curious Lady Bird
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Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I like to sit on the bed and put my legs almost behind my head. I then insert a small pocket rocket into my bum and tug myself off whilst twisting and thrusting the rocket.

At the point of ejaculation i lean forward and try to catch my spunk in my mouth.

The end.


What would you call such a technique?

After wooping, docking, space docking and munging I feel I need a new sexual reference to tell everyone about in the changing rooms before football. Getting the lads in an uncontrollable state of laughter before a game is great for morale, team bonding and puts you in a great frame of mind


fpmsl i've never heard that one before
Joe
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quote:
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I would call the technique above the Mischievous Beetle.


Thats genius
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thought this thread might have been binned

i tried it last night. (sucking myself off) and jeeeeese i have a bad back today
Tom
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Grow a bigger cock steve
Jamie Walby
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What would you call sitting on your ass with your legs crossed in such a way that you can masturbate with your feet?

The Randy Buddha?
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Jamie

The Inquisitive Buddhist
Jamie Walby
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The Inquisitive Buddhist

Thats fucking quality, I set em up and you knock em down Dave
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they just pop right into my head what's wrong with me?
Jamie Walby
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no idea. Too much munging perhaps.

Do you have MSN Dave, perhaps we could cyber dock?
Tom
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What about on all fours with your cock between your thighs, basically shagging your legs?

The twitchy diver?

[Edited on 16-11-2006 by Tom]
Jamie Walby
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Im not sure Tom, I shall await Daves response.
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Im not sure Tom, **re-stacks the pins**.


me too, eagerly infact
Jamie Walby
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Well stacked


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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
What about on all fours with your cock between your thighs, basically shagging your legs?

The twitchy diver?

[Edited on 16-11-2006 by Tom]


mmm, that sounds like the position I tried the other day. I called it....

The Raunchy Cricket.

Add me to MSN Jamie > gump1983@hotmail.co.uk
Jamie Walby
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im going to add it but i dont beleive that thats your address

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