Robin
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smoking rolled up newspaper down the bottom field. always lighting fires. spraying the retarded kid from the year aboves hand and setting it on fire 
newspaper cigarettes  they were just WRONG
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Edd
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we also had a german teacher you used to rub her fanny off the edge of the table in front of the whole class
was my 1st real viewing of german porn
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gianluigi
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i once forgot it was sivies day, i refused to get out of the car until mum took me back home so i could change 
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Robin
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oh, i kicked a lad in the knackers in football, accidentally. he told his Mum, i got suspended and got a caution from the Police for Assault 
I had a criminal record for a year, for a high tackle
his name was Breckon Ross. he has a brother called Kered.
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Jamie Walby
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Last day of year 11 we opened 5 tins of salmon and put them in my mates locker, handed the keys back into reception.
We didnt plan it very well though because we had to go back and sit our GCSEs smelly times.
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James
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What school did you go to Walby?
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
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Originally posted by Demo
smoking rolled up newspaper down the bottom field. always lighting fires. spraying the retarded kid from the year aboves hand and setting it on fire
newspaper cigarettes they were just WRONG
you know that shits schoolyard
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Liam
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Oliver, i love you
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Cybermonkey
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we had a spastic kid called jesus in the year above, someone deliberately kicked a glass window through as he walked passed, and got showered with sharp fragments. cut his face real bad
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
we had a spastic kid called jesus in the year above, someone deliberately kicked a glass window through as he walked passed, and got showered with sharp fragments. cut his face real bad
uncool 
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Robin
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We grew mould in a locker, used to feed it with sugar and coffee Mr Todd (sixth form head, absolute psycho) leant on the locker door, and it went in, so he put his hand in the mould
in our maths room was a telephone socket, for the old internal phone system. you could see the maths office from our maths room, which had a phone in it. our teacher, Mr Cunningham, was the head of maths so he had to answer the phone if it rang. someone bought a phone in, rang the maths office, and got us out of hours of work by ringing and hanging up when Mr Cunningham got to the phone
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gianluigi
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i remember we went on the field and got 2 retards to fight eachother, that was the BEST EVER was like when you get 2 insects to fight, but in human form. it got really out of hand, and they both got really hurt, but was so cool
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Hammer
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i skelped a screw off the back of a techy teachers head, we were then barred from woodwork
we had a batty old english teacher as well i used to hold her book for her and turn the pages she loved me, this was until i kept going back to pages she had already read and she eventually clocked after reading the same page 5 times and the whole class pissing themselves
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gianluigi
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Haimsey
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one lad in my PE group called Matthew Smith got floored during rugby and dislocated his kneecap
he made a swift return to school, unfortunatly cause hes a cocky twat head, we were stood outside english and he started being cheeky to my mate.
bearing in mind he cant run cause hes on crutches still 
my mate walked up to him and booted him in his dislocated knee
was funny at the time now t just seems harsh
Marcy Marc 
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Demo
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my mate had the same tv as one of our science labs so he brought the remote in one day when we knew a video was gonna be shown and the teacher shat himself. mustve thought the tv set was possessed or something
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
we had a spastic kid called jesus in the year above, someone deliberately kicked a glass window through as he walked passed, and got showered with sharp fragments. cut his face real bad
uncool
Was his name Johnny Bristow and carry a brief case? Was a bit slow, I should rephrase that VERY slow and would go mental if you touched him?
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Haimsey
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in yr 8 (yr 2000) we used to watch porn on the technology computers becasue they had a projector
the class geeks were horrified and upset at the sight
Marcy Marc
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Edd
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pmsl just remembered my physics teacher was crazy
one day we had to watch a video so he puts the video in and its some softcore porno he then says oh this must be one of the biology video's
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gianluigi
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PMSL our form room was a computer room, spent every morning and afternoon searching for unlocked porn sites
we found http://www.just-legal.com
hehe
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Robin
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Luigi, click on that link
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Haimsey
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our electronics teacher couldnt stand aerosols alergic or something i dont really care tbh
each time we wanted to end the lesson someone sprayed some he ran out each time it was great at the time but he could have died as a result
Marcy Marc
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Robin
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our first CDT teacher was FIT.
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Robin
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her name was Mrs Thomson BTW
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Haimsey
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i fancied my RE teacher  and she knew it, although when asked if she liked a bit of young blood she just went red, sat at her desk and ignored us
Marcy Marc
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