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3CorsaMeal
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she found one behind the washer and she thought it had a leak til i said id given it a bath in the toilet




i reckon cats were invented for people to experiment on
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what if you get a cat that likes citrus fruit?
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what if you get a cat that likes citrus fruit?


then it must be a lemon
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what if you get a cat that likes citrus fruit?


lure it in with some jif lemon, then spray it with acid
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FPMSL @ this thread
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Rub Vagisil all over your car, cures all pussy related irritation
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well i was gonna suggest canisten
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
what if you get a cat that likes citrus fruit?


lure it in with some jif lemon, then spray it with acid


lure it into a sulphric acid bath that will sort the little furball out

or ebay it and get one of those cat sounder thingy mo bobs, stick it outside near the car, should solve the problem - but isn't as fun

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by Dom]
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quote:
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well i was gonna suggest canisten


would that not be better if he had a birds nest?
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quote:
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she found one behind the washer and she thought it had a leak til i said id given it a bath in the toilet




i reckon cats were invented for people to experiment on


and hamsters. hamster + lipstick = pink hamster
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as soon as i saw the title to this post, i knew it wasnt going to be the most serious thread ever.....
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well i was gonna suggest canisten


would that not be better if he had a birds nest?




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well i was gonna suggest canisten


would that not be better if he had a birds nest?


i dont ge tit
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You can buy some stuff from Pet shops apparentley to stop this from happening
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I think I know what.... Robin...... meant
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You can buy some stuff from Pet shops apparentley to stop this from happening


Since when do Pet Shops sell BB guns?
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You can buy some stuff from Pet shops apparentley to stop this from happening




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that thrush looks like a gobby cunt
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You can buy some stuff from Pet shops apparentley to stop this from happening





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that dog is
Lynny
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i did a google image search for 'evil dogs'
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PMSL at you lot
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http://www.deteracat.co.uk/
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I love this one

http://www.deteracat.co.uk/scarecrow_water_jet_pack.htm

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