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Originally posted by SetH
First i would set a trap by rigging devices in his car. When he gets in his car all the doors would lock. A voice would then come over the speakers and say, "Ever made love to a man? well you are gonna". The some dark twisted goth rock music kicks in at full volume, a spring loaded cable under his seat is released into his ankles severing both his achilles tendons.

the doors unlock, he crawls out of his car whimpering, blood pissing everywhere. A white transit van pulls up, a bloke in a gimp suit runs out of the van screaming wearing a massive strap on, on both his head and his groin. The gimp drags him into the back of the van. Pulp fiction music from the arse rape scene is playing at full volume whilst the bloke is driven to the woods.

he is then dragged out of the van and taken to a desolate hut. stripped naked and dressed in a little pink dress. all the while brokeback mountain is playing on screens on the walls.

all of a sudden the dark goth rock starts up again and mike tyson comes flying out of a cupboard in a spandex pvc outfit. He is rigourously anally assualted and is put back in the van, dropped off at his local pub a blubbering and bleeding mess.

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Originally posted by gianluigi

-knock him out
-put him in the back of a van
-drive to the other side of the country, in the middle of nowhere
-strip him naked, take his phone, wallet and everything else
-then ditch him in a field, blindfolded, and driving off, not knowing where the fuck he is.

what would you do?

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Originally posted by jake
handcuff him to a lampost in Luton with a sign round his neck saying "I hate p*kis"

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