ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto my house, crushing and killing me 
i got that one too
this can only mean.......
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you
PLANTED A FUCKIN TREE BY MY HOUSE 
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EtHi
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Registered: 2nd Jan 05
Location: Northumberland
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looks like im going down the barrymore route
You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.
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VipeR-X
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Registered: 12th Feb 05
Location: Luzern, Switzerland
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You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
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Marshall
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Registered: 10th Nov 05
Location: Boston, Lincs Drives: 1.4 Sport & 2.2 astra
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An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.
they usually just gob in my food
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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In a drunken game of Russian Roulette, you forget to spin the cylinder, and you kill yourself in the first round.
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Hamish
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Registered: 4th Apr 05
Location: Ashtead, Surrey Drives: 100bhp Mint with Hole
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While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
LMAO
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by Scoty B
You will be smothered by Lucy Pindars massive breasts.
Never heard of her Scot, so typed her name in, into Google image search.
HOLY TITS AND PERFECT WOMAN BATMAN!!! 
She is immensely good looking, like a cross between Jet from Gladiators and another fantastic brunette I annoyingly forgot whilst typing this.
Bet she's thicker than a particularly thick batch of 'Old Ma Pig Shit's, old time, thicker than thick Pig Shit, specialist Pig Shit' though, and has a higher sperm count than the combined, pre shag, testicular forces of the entire CS membership.
Bet she's common too.
Still, can't have everything.
Would love to spend a week or two distorting her water squirter.
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mark_gsi
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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While you're at the circus an elephant breaks free of it's chains and knocks the tent down covering the crowd. When the police show up they shoot the elephant with a tranquilizer gun but accidentally hit you instead. You're given a monstrously large (and fatal) dose of tranquilizer.
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly.
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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if i were female
You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
wtf
[Edited on 19-04-2006 by Haimsey]
Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
User status: Online
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While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.
sounds just like me
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.
erm!
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G_Man
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Registered: 4th Dec 04
Location: Darlington Drives: Seat Leon Cupra R
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While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
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Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Did the writers of Final Destination use that site for inspiration?
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
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cunningham
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Registered: 25th May 05
Location: Lochore, Fife
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After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
nice
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antscorsa
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: london
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After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.
haha this is sooo true
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler
not very likely as i have no girlfriend
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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You die from complications of a ruptured appendix
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
Cool
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