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mwg
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10th Mar 06 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
If I came out and saw the person that had parked next to me open their door into my car I'd slam their head off the pavement

end of rant


Not a rant in the slightest Matt, it's good to vent mate.

Better than getting an ulcer.

In the event of this type of occurrance taking place again in your presence and particularly if it involves your car Matty, I for one, would like to encourage you to perform a ''BITE THE KERB!!!'' type manoeuvre on the offending party a la Amercan History X.

In January, I returned to my three month old, previously pristine and much beloved car that still had 57 payments outsatnding, and that will eventually have cost me 28 grand when paid for, to find that some hellspawn summbitch had left a deep pin dent in the front near-side wing.

In the words of Mr. J. Travolta, ''it would have been worth it happenin, just ta catch the guy doin' it''

Had I done so, I would have enjoyed an enthusiastic hour or so of battering his head to a pulp in my door jam, Vinnie Jones style, while my friend would have simultaneously performed a Cossack dance on his testicles whilst wearing feshly sharpened golfing shoes.


PMSL revenge SVM styleeeeeeeeeee sounds good
SVM 286
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10th Mar 06 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Indeed.

Would make a great educational vid.
mav
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10th Mar 06 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If i am going to supermarket etc I always take Kieran so I park in the parent and child spaces, nice and wide..

I HATE IT though if i see somebody parking in these spaces without kids and I let them know, had plenty of arguments in car parks to do with this
LeeM
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10th Mar 06 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

kieran will be gutted in a few years when he finds out u only had him for easy parkin mav lol
RS6
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10th Mar 06 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Matty G
Just walked down to Booths supermarket to get some scran and was walking through the car park and some old bastard opened the door on their car and slammed into the car parked next to it. They dont seem to give a shit about other peoples cars. When I walked back had a look at the car that they had opened the door into and they'd put a big crease right down the rear door

This is why I very rarely use car parks If I came out and saw the person that had parked next to me open their door into my car I'd slam their head off the pavement

end of rant


this happened where I work at sainsburys they have no staff parking!

they had no sod on trolleys one damp windy evening trolleys were all over the car park, i came out and there was a trolley right next to my car i thought the worst got a dent in side of my door

i got it sorted in the end phoned dent devils £60! all gone but now just bike it, if i can not worth the hassle

[Edited on 10-03-2006 by RS6]
CCA
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10th Mar 06 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by lee_wee
kieran will be gutted in a few years when he finds out u only had him for easy parkin mav lol

But he'll have his second kid then to use for parking spaces
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10th Mar 06 at 18:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i woulda got the persons reg and kindly told the people with the damaged car the details, dont see why people should get away with it, they will keep doing it unless they get there insurance hammered by a claim
Cheb
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10th Mar 06 at 18:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just park shocking, take two spaces and that way less damage can be done.

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10th Mar 06 at 18:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if you use two spaces and dont buy two tickets you can get a fine
Carl
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10th Mar 06 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was in a car park the other month when some muppet in a 4x4 reversed his tow bar straight into the side of a parked car. it put a proper massive dent in the side of the car and they just drove off.
mav
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10th Mar 06 at 22:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CCA
quote:
Originally posted by lee_wee
kieran will be gutted in a few years when he finds out u only had him for easy parkin mav lol

But he'll have his second kid then to use for parking spaces


very true if i can't get a parent and child space i park away from the shop in middle of 2 spaces...

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