gianluigi
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i remember my first afterschool detention. was nearly in tears  after that, it was just like getting 30 mins social time in the clss room with mates lol
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welshdude
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I remember cheating in a welsh test in year 7 by putting a book on the floor and flicking through the pages with my feet. Looking back it must have been so obvious.
Also one of the science teachers pouring cold water onto hot cooking oil causing a huge mushroom flame which made the ceiling crackle
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L33 LEG
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Originally posted by Ian
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but ye ur rite, is useful
I mean being bullied. Makes you angrier inside.
i used to be bullied alot, hence why i turned out the way i did. i didnt like it so had to change who i was
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gianluigi
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who's heard of a program called Lan Talk XP, basically it allows you to send messages to computers in a network. oyu can send a message to one computer, or room of computers or the whole network if you wanted. so when we got hold of this, we sent things like mr. riley sucks cock, etc 
i remember walking into the business room, seeing this little shit in yr9 playing games on the pc, i went back to the 6th form block and i sent his pc a message saying. you've been caught playing games, you will be logged off the network for 2 weeks, your name has been sent to the head, a letter sent home blah blah blah, i went back to the business room, and he looked as if he's seen a ghost, all pale and looked as if he just shat himesfl mazin!!!
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CorsAsh
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We had competitions hoikin out big lumps of phlegm from second floor windows and awarding marks for distance, consistency and shape, I won that one with a perfect circle further out than anyone else could manage,
we made our form teacher in 3rd year have a nervous breakdown by taking the piss outta him for still living with his mum etc, he came in, drew a stick man on the board then asked us to throw paper balls at him whilst he sat there crying (disappeared for a few months after that)
Found some old hockey sticks and used to fight each other in the class rooms, we got found out and bollocked as the walls got hit a few times - looked like sarajevo
One lad got expelled for supergluing anothers hands to the desk
Someone else got expelled for throwing scissors and sticking them in another lads head
I got detention for nicking pogs from this lad who looked like a mini saddam hussein
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L33 LEG
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we made our form teacher in 3rd year have a nervous breakdown by taking the piss outta him for still living with his mum etc, he came in, drew a stick man on the board then asked us to throw paper balls at him whilst he sat there crying (disappeared for a few months after that)
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Sam
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I remember chatting up fit birds at school and copping a feel or two from said fit birds! 
Music lessons... Loved playing on the piano!
Umm... Yeah there was some MILF teachers there too.
Mmmm... 
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Icy
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this thread is class
brought a smile to ma face
mate got expelled for throwin a bag of shit over other mate
me and other mate kept shoutin BONK in french class when we got taught la banke or wotever as bank in french,
threw paper balls at french teacher when she was writin on the wall, she kept turning round gave class a row but didnt know who it was and did it again when she turned back round was soo funny
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PK1
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even though i'd have classed myself as a bit of a geek in y7 to y9, and still a bit in y10/11, I did do some really bad stuff!
Me and a mate used to nick stuff all the time, usually money and phones
I was obsessed with fire and used to make flame throwers in the corridor
Constantly getting done for screwing with the computers, although I get really serious when they try to blame something on me (find me out...) started using big words and threatening them with legal stuff
When I was 16 my parents left me at home for 3 weeks...A couple of days I drove the car to school with no licence/insurance and generally handbraked/ragged the sh*t out of it before and after school with huge crowds
Me and mates made teachers cry and leave the room all the time, this one biology guy used to come to school in a white shirt and leave in an ink stained blue shirt daily!
Every last day we'd do something...one some ppl covered a teachers car in white paint, let pigs loose in corridor, spray paint walls etc
best part is this school is meant to be the best in the area and all the outsiders still think that!
[Edited on 03-01-2006 by PK1]
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gavin18787
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why was after school detention such as threat
used to scare the shoot out of me
I just remember a not so clever kid that would do what ever the "cool kids told him to do.
Such as light gas taps and start fights with the other not so clever ones
was good for placeing bets on
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Icy
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we never had detention
got a puni once for drawin a willy on a bigfoot article in a book we were readin lol
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Charlene
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I can remember when at primary school getting shouting at for teling the teacher that this lad drew a arse on my work, i laughed in the teachers faced and the teacher got my mam in school
I can remember on our school bus, opening the emergency exit doors upstairs and peopke chucking the seats out of it
We had a jew science teacher called Mr Finn and someone put a pork pie on hes desk, he wouldnt let us go until we told him who it was but no one owned up so he had to let us go
A math teacher, Mr Raine went daft and left he used to lock us in the class room, and he got locked in the cupboard a few times
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gianluigi
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locking teachers in the cupboard, what a classic 
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L33 LEG
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i got locked in cupboards
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gianluigi
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i wish to be locked in cupboards with certain female teachers
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L33 LEG
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i wish to be locked in a cupboard with school girls
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Kathryn W
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u dirty thing! You'd get locked up.. but then again doesn't seem as bad a jodi 
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L33 LEG
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i wish i was in a cupboard with u catherine
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gianluigi
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i also remember at the end of every breat time the toilets were locked, to stop people bunking off lessons in there and smoking in ther etc. and this one time this girl was in there during break and the bell went and the caretaker locked the toilet door with her in it that was classic
oh yer, meet our care taker
http://www.gaydar.co.uk/two_clones
^^let me know if that works, can't remember the link properly
[Edited on 04-01-2006 by gianluigi]
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L33 LEG
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that link shows dicks
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Kathryn W
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Originally posted by gianluigi
i also remember at the end of every breat time the toilets were locked, to stop people bunking off lessons in there and smoking in ther etc. and this one time this girl was in there during break and the bell went and the caretaker locked the toilet door with her in it that was classic
LOL that always used to happen in my school!!! All the girls used to hide in their  then you could hear some banging on the door, when the little one's used to try get out.. funny as fook
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Andrew
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Got locked in the referal room and all the staff went home Caretaker let me out 2 hours after school ended
We made a science teacher cry and eventually left the school, I threw a javelin at the PE teacher because he shouted at me and someone pushed the bus inspector down the stair on the bus.
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L33 LEG
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buses, awesome adventures!
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gianluigi
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Busses were an absolute nightmare! onetime the dirver took us all the way to the bus station, and cos everyone were being so bad, he turned round and went back to school
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Charlene
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Busses were an absolute nightmare! onetime the dirver took us all the way to the bus station, and cos everyone were being so bad, he turned round and went back to school
Ours always did that or we got the windows smashed by people throwing stones etc at that
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