shawboy
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iam just laughing thinking about mine.
was on the computer one night and as i swung round on the chair and stood up my right foot stood on my wallet that i had put on the floor(dont know why) and my foot slipped and all my pressure as i stood up whent on my metatarsle(that bone in your foot that beckham broke) and it give a right good break that still goes through me now when i think about.
was off work for about 2 month cause i couldnt work.
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L33 LEG
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=244852
my eye is still all red  
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Haimsey
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I slipped over playing football, other than looking like a complete fool i got some green stick fracture thing 
hurt, but through embarassment i played in, only found out a few days later when i finally decided to go to hospital.
only problem was they said to me "when did you do this?"
i was like ermmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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SKI
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when i was 8 i fell out of a tree i was climbing and caught my scrotem on a branch which of course ripped it open leaving my testicle dangling out of it, but not ripped off! the worst part though was it was at a local hospital i got taken too so the doctor tried to numb is with local anaesthetic, he gave up after injecting me in the balls numerous times and just said oh i cant do it send him to scarborough!!!! needed 14 stitches to put it back together again in the end
thats not the worst bit though, my mum rung my dad and he was at home making chips in the deep fat fryer, came to the hospital to see me and left it on and burnt the house down on the day when our cricket team were playing bridlington cricket team, so i was told that half the firemen there were still in cricket whites when they turned up at our house on fire
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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 thats bad  .....quite a story though
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Tom
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Numerous ciggarette burns to my person when drunk and fell asleep
chin landed on my knee playing foot when i was a kid, results in 4days of the worst pain ever - loads of holes in my tongue
edd: I kicked old barn post in primary school playing football aswell broke some toes.
Oh aye and we decided to try and get 5 people on my mates moped when we were all about 15, anyway i got the good spec (legs and arms wrapped around the front of the bike so I was facing the driver) some jobsworth who has never admitted it pulled the brake resulting in my rolling over backwards several time and nearly getting my nuts squashed by the 4's up moped done all my tail bone etc in but was funny as feck
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by SKI
when i was 8 i fell out of a tree i was climbing and caught my scrotem on a branch which of course ripped it open leaving my testicle dangling out of it, but not ripped off! the worst part though was it was at a local hospital i got taken too so the doctor tried to numb is with local anaesthetic, he gave up after injecting me in the balls numerous times and just said oh i cant do it send him to scarborough!!!! needed 14 stitches to put it back together again in the end
thats not the worst bit though, my mum rung my dad and he was at home making chips in the deep fat fryer, came to the hospital to see me and left it on and burnt the house down on the day when our cricket team were playing bridlington cricket team, so i was told that half the firemen there were still in cricket whites when they turned up at our house on fire
OMFG
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evna
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Registered: 18th Oct 05
Location: Halesowen, Birmingham
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ouch...scrot rippage man..i salute you sir!
...unless they didnt really put yout balls back in..
...from now i shall call you brenda
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AJP
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Last year snowboarding in france. It was my first year and all was going well. Been flying down the mountain sides withut any problem. On the second from last day we went up to the summit again and took the long flat accross the top to another run. During this wonderous journy i managed to somehow catch the back of my board on something fly backwards smack my head on the ice and break my wrist.
the stupid thing is that i was only going about 2mph
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by SKI
when i was 8 i fell out of a tree i was climbing and caught my scrotem on a branch which of course ripped it open leaving my testicle dangling out of it, but not ripped off! the worst part though was it was at a local hospital i got taken too so the doctor tried to numb is with local anaesthetic, he gave up after injecting me in the balls numerous times and just said oh i cant do it send him to scarborough!!!! needed 14 stitches to put it back together again in the end
thats not the worst bit though, my mum rung my dad and he was at home making chips in the deep fat fryer, came to the hospital to see me and left it on and burnt the house down on the day when our cricket team were playing bridlington cricket team, so i was told that half the firemen there were still in cricket whites when they turned up at our house on fire
OMFG
Indeed OMFG
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by SKI
when i was 8 i fell out of a tree i was climbing and caught my scrotem on a branch which of course ripped it open leaving my testicle dangling out of it, but not ripped off! the worst part though was it was at a local hospital i got taken too so the doctor tried to numb is with local anaesthetic, he gave up after injecting me in the balls numerous times and just said oh i cant do it send him to scarborough!!!! needed 14 stitches to put it back together again in the end
thats not the worst bit though, my mum rung my dad and he was at home making chips in the deep fat fryer, came to the hospital to see me and left it on and burnt the house down on the day when our cricket team were playing bridlington cricket team, so i was told that half the firemen there were still in cricket whites when they turned up at our house on fire
OMFG
Indeed OMFG
Agreed OMFG
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SKI
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the funny thing was i was not even the first person that day to have done something like that, a younger kid than i was then had done the same kind of thing but on barbed wire in the morning
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gianluigi
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ouch
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evna
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Registered: 18th Oct 05
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IT HAS BEEN AGREED.
SKI has officially had the worst, most painfull injury.
I think my penis injury comes close, with the blood and all.
Stupidest injury still yet to be decided.
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gianluigi
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i think stupidest injury is yours and you allowing some crazy biacth to rip your cock into shreads with her teeth
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TNM
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i have never broken a bone in my body!
dislocated my thumb.
Bent my hand all the way back by falling over on a frozen stream coming down a hill in the peak district. It makes a wicked cracking noise now tho
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evna
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i didnt know she was gonna do that did i??!!
Yeah im really into getting my penis massacared by some bint who i met that night.
Fucking. immense. pain.
btw gianluigi, ultimate mk 3 on the snes - super/pro/legend.
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gianluigi
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as soon as you felt teeth, you should have pulled her off 
i do feel sorry for you though
kudos on your last coment, i have never heard that before
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Tom
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This thread is sick I will not be visiting it again
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evna
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*bitch slaps tom*
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Scott F
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i think mine was getting a bit competitive when i was playing tennis against a mate on a makeshift tennis court we had made up. i went for a return shot, tripped over this wall and ended up dislocating + twisting my arm! it was damn painfull at the time but looking back i think it would have been funny as fuck seeing the palm of my hand pointing upwards!
then there was the time when i was walking home pished and decided it would be a good idea to smack the shoot out of this signpost with a metal bar i had picked up but when i took my run up i fell down a ditch and badly twisted my ankle. i dont think it would have been as bad if i didnt have another 2 miles to walk home!
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evna
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...and the thread died before we could proclaim a winner
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gianluigi
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get over it
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evna
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over.
"f.a.b. you s.o.b"
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stuartmitchell
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falling head first off a wall onto a lit BBQ and...
trying to impress the girls in Gym by doing a front flip, broke my toe
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