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Gg_mf

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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: Brighouse
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8th Nov 05 at 12:16

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
a chick in a wheelchair so if you have any probs/arguements you can just wheel her somewhere and run away

haha thats mean but funny

Rus

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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8th Nov 05 at 12:18

brunette, stunning brown eyes, size 10 to 12. just below my height (5, 10) arse and tits are a bonus. generly loyal and nice

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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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8th Nov 05 at 12:18

tall slim dark haired girl. Can look after her self. Decent career prospects. Likes a good party, and has a laugh. Into cars...

Fiona....
24, 5'10, dark hair, size 8.
Alcoholic impreza driving, 1/4mile driving, solicitor

hehe

awww

[Edited on 08-11-2005 by AK]

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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8th Nov 05 at 12:20

adam, you are sorted for life i reckon

you will both be 80 years old in wheelchairs still talkin about impreza's and stripped out corsas

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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8th Nov 05 at 12:20

fiona does seem ace, marriage material may i add

Half Pint

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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8th Nov 05 at 12:21

i don't know but will tell you when i find her ........

Lawrah

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8th Nov 05 at 12:23

this one...lovley smile..

Andrew

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Registered: 5th May 04
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8th Nov 05 at 12:25

Charlene is the perfect girl for me

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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8th Nov 05 at 12:27

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah

this one...lovley smile..

Probable opinions, shallow as fuck, dumb as fuck and only wont swallow

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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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8th Nov 05 at 12:28

are you a lesbian

Lawrah

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8th Nov 05 at 12:28

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah

this one...lovley smile..

Probable opinions, shallow as fuck, dumb as fuck and only wont swallow

still would tho yeh ?

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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8th Nov 05 at 12:29

she looks too glorified, i prefer girls that look good naturally, not trying to copy what they see on telly and girly mags

3CorsaMeal

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8th Nov 05 at 12:29

still would tho

CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
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8th Nov 05 at 12:30

She looks orange in the second pic

Cybermonkey

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8th Nov 05 at 12:31

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah

this one...lovley smile..

Probable opinions, shallow as fuck, dumb as fuck and only wont swallow

still would tho yeh ?

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TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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8th Nov 05 at 12:32

I would.

Lawrah

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8th Nov 05 at 12:36

how easy would she break!! still would tho

Cybermonkey

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8th Nov 05 at 12:38

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah

how easy would she break!! still would tho

you are sooooo Joff

but yeah she'd get it FRY 'n' DRY

Sam

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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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8th Nov 05 at 12:38

My requirements for a new girlfriend:

- 24 to 30 years old
- average build (not stick insect or whale like)
- isn't taller than me, and no shorter than 5ft4
- C cup+ sized boobs
- nice shapely bum
- long hair
- sense of humour, no mental issues, knows how to have a laugh
- isn't a slut or a compulsive liar
- isn't a chav
- has a brain and is able to have intellectual conversations
- doesn't mind pulling their weight at home
- shares similar interests and qualities as myself

I don't ask for much!

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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8th Nov 05 at 12:58

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah

how easy would she break!! still would tho

God damn yeah

stuartmitchell

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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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8th Nov 05 at 13:04

hot, blonde, good chat and a wee bit kinky too

sorted

Lynny

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8th Nov 05 at 13:26

- intelligent (so can hold a conversation, isnt all pathetic and immature)
- good prospects in life (aim to have good, social standing in career)
- sense of humour (must be able to make me laugh)
- good looks (none of this skinny, blonde haired, pikey look. i want tall, dark, sexy and a little bit tubby!)
-doesnt have a huge ego on himself (but also has some confidence)
- likes all the romantic stuff (as well as the full on rampant sex)
- ha similar tastes to me (cars, football, music, films etc)

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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8th Nov 05 at 13:35

WTF WITH ALL THE PICS

PUT THEM IN THE SPECIAL PLACE

Sam

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8th Nov 05 at 13:53

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
- intelligent (so can hold a conversation, isnt all pathetic and immature)
- good prospects in life (aim to have good, social standing in career)
- sense of humour (must be able to make me laugh)
- good looks (none of this skinny, blonde haired, pikey look. i want tall, dark, sexy and a little bit tubby!)
-doesnt have a huge ego on himself (but also has some confidence)
- likes all the romantic stuff (as well as the full on rampant sex)
- ha similar tastes to me (cars, football, music, films etc)

We must go out on a date sometime!

Lynny

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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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8th Nov 05 at 13:55

quote:
Originally posted by Sam

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
- intelligent (so can hold a conversation, isnt all pathetic and immature)
- good prospects in life (aim to have good, social standing in career)
- sense of humour (must be able to make me laugh)
- good looks (none of this skinny, blonde haired, pikey look. i want tall, dark, sexy and a little bit tubby!)
-doesnt have a huge ego on himself (but also has some confidence)
- likes all the romantic stuff (as well as the full on rampant sex)
- ha similar tastes to me (cars, football, music, films etc)

We must go out on a date sometime!

im not 24-30

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