Mikorsa16v
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ROFL 
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Craig W
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One of the doormen i work with was telling me about a bad experience he'd had a little while ago. He was out one night, pulled this bird and went back to her gaff. They got to the bedroom and she had plastic covers over her bed, a bit odd he thought, but maybe it was a new bed or a new spread. Anyway, they got down to business and after a bit of slap and tickle in the height of the erotic events she asked him if she could tickle his ring-piece with her dildo. In my opinion this goes against any male religion, but he didn't know the bint so thought f*ck it, why not, she's only going to tickle it. Tickle it she does, and after a while she starts adding a bit of pressure. Again, he doesn't know her so goes with the flow and before long she's got the lube out and is sticking a finger up his arse. 1 pinky, 2 pinky, 3 pinky... woah - she's really beginning to fill his back door in. She then proceeds to stick the dildo up his dirt box and slowly (but sensually) begins to enter the unknown. After some gentle thrusts she starts to speed things up by this time he's actually enjoying himself. Face down, legs akimbo and sporting a starfish that the local aquarium would be proud to have on display. She's really going for it, proper rogering his ring and raping him of his anal passage that us males like to think of being a one-way street... when all of a sudden she whips the dildo out and to his sheer and utter disbelief and disgusting amazement he uncontrollably sh*ts all over her bed. Before he could check her reaction he runs to the toilet in a mindless panic and clears himself up. He sheepishly returns to the bedroom to get his clothes and finds the filthy anal rapist sprawled across the bed covered in his excrement rubbing it all over her body, up and down, round and round. She was covered in crap and loving it. This explains the plastic sheets, she was obviously a serial arse penetrator.
A sh*tty experience? Quite literally.
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Sam
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FPMSL!
Your stories are quality Craig my boy!  
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John_C
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i'm wetting myself
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Lukemax
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hahahahahahahah fcuk me that is so funny hahahahahahahahaha
pics?
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Craig W
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Sorry Ian i didn't know we needed work warnings for txt 
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richard_syko
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Would of thought sluts would of given an indication 
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Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Would of thought sluts would of given an indication
Sorry, Richard, actually no, Dick - can i call you Dick?
Anyway, Dick, i didn't know text was seen as graphic material.
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richard_syko
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Alright dont cry
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Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Alright dont cry
I wont, Dick, thanks for the concern
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Jake
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more
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Ian
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Yeah those stories would have most firewalls blocking the site on contact haha
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Mac Daddy
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lmfao amazin story
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Face down, legs akimbo and sporting a starfish that the local aquarium would be proud to have on display
FPMSL that quote is worthy of being trax banter
another quality story craigy boy tell us more please
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Cybermonkey
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OMFG that shitty one is baaaaad i thought that only happened on movies 
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Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Yeah those stories would have most firewalls blocking the site on contact haha
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Pablo
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ROFLMAO Sick 
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dave17
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
One of the doormen i work with was telling me about a bad experience he'd had a little while ago. He was out one night, pulled this bird and went back to her gaff. They got to the bedroom and she had plastic covers over her bed, a bit odd he thought, but maybe it was a new bed or a new spread. Anyway, they got down to business and after a bit of slap and tickle in the height of the erotic events she asked him if she could tickle his ring-piece with her dildo. In my opinion this goes against any male religion, but he didn't know the bint so thought f*ck it, why not, she's only going to tickle it. Tickle it she does, and after a while she starts adding a bit of pressure. Again, he doesn't know her so goes with the flow and before long she's got the lube out and is sticking a finger up his arse. 1 pinky, 2 pinky, 3 pinky... woah - she's really beginning to fill his back door in. She then proceeds to stick the dildo up his dirt box and slowly (but sensually) begins to enter the unknown. After some gentle thrusts she starts to speed things up by this time he's actually enjoying himself. Face down, legs akimbo and sporting a starfish that the local aquarium would be proud to have on display. She's really going for it, proper rogering his ring and raping him of his anal passage that us males like to think of being a one-way street... when all of a sudden she whips the dildo out and to his sheer and utter disbelief and disgusting amazement he uncontrollably sh*ts all over her bed. Before he could check her reaction he runs to the toilet in a mindless panic and clears himself up. He sheepishly returns to the bedroom to get his clothes and finds the filthy anal rapist sprawled across the bed covered in his excrement rubbing it all over her body, up and down, round and round. She was covered in crap and loving it. This explains the plastic sheets, she was obviously a serial arse penetrator.
A sh*tty experience? Quite literally.
ive heard this before, a mate of a mate said it happened 2 their mate 
do we know the same people?
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Tom
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FPMSL @ the bloke getting anally raped with a dildo then coming back already miffed finding the bird who did it covered in his shit
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Craig W
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Dave - i expect she has many victims.
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Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
pics
Im gonna try and get some of the bird who had the sh*ts, shouldn't be too hard as she's not particularly classy
I'm breaking her down...
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Tom
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Which one is that? nae bad 
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Craig W
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The girl that has the sh*ts and loves anal.
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SetH
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when ur old boy penetrates her colonic cavitie just imagine all the runny diarroeah jobbies that have passed taht way in recent times
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dave17
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she needs some sun
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