Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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i am dead, im communicating beyond the grave
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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you been on the lager again? i recall massive pyramids of beer cans in ur avatar once 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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just my luck 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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trying to chat up a piss head
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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havent drank in a month  (ish) goina get totally wankered at the weekend like! working in a pub some-what puts you off drinking
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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yes it does, thats why i wont go back to doorwork, makes you realise how shit going out in england actually is and defo took some of the fun out of clubbing.
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
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yeah i know what you mean, get some proper dickheads in, i love it when they start on me, sooo funny, specially when its a bloke like twice the size of me, shows how sad and pathetic they really are
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Yep, kinda people that would wet their pants if u met them down an alleyway and they didnt have drink in them or their rood boys behind them.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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 i could not do that, i would probably go home crying every night
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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u live in australia dood, youd be a legend working in a bar. bartender with english accent, lmao poontang potential is of the scale boy!
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Lynny
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im not going to intimidate anyone, im not the biggest lass alive, but find you can soon talk them down once they start with the abuse as they done have a braincell amongst them. we had great one other night, lass was about 15, her lad was about 25, they argued, he took his boots off and threw them at her head, was funny as fk
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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took his boots of and threw them at her head? wtf? fpmsl
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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seth, i dont need to work behind the bar, i am being told by my mates that i could have any woman in my local place if i wanted, but im too shy, even at work my supervisor asked what the fuck i am playing at, with all the women coming on to me because i sound "proper" 
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Lynny
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he was a builder so had the proper big boots with steal toecaps etc, we were creased up laughing as she went fucking mental! stupid slag
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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LMAO at the boots
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
seth, i dont need to work behind the bar, i am being told by my mates that i could have any woman in my local place if i wanted, but im too shy, even at work my supervisor asked what the fuck i am playing at, with all the women coming on to me because i sound "proper"
Well there you go, u just described all the reasons why you should work behind a bar, will give you more confidence man.
lynny wtf was she doing in there if she was 15 anyway? i suspect this bar is in a deprived inner city area.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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the 3 VM girls at work though, OH MY DAYS, each one of them is fucking perfect on their own ways, one is dark tanned and a dancer so an amazing body, the other wears glasses but has that sexy secretary look about her, and the other is probably the most gorgeous woman i have ever seen
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
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isnt deprived, or in an inner city, its in one of the biggest, if not the biggest shopping centre in europe lol!
yeah she was underage, i said not to serve her but the manager in at the time didnt care as he was enjoyin watching them argue
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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im moving out there, thats all there is too it man, im fucking going, do they need doormen? you behind the bar as well, hell we could be a fucking team. ill sell my house and buy us a yaught
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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lol they all stand around me and make me talk english and stuff, its funny as fuck but the whole time im imagining im at an adults fairground where i get to bend each one over and do up the ass
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
isnt deprived, or in an inner city, its in one of the biggest, if not the biggest shopping centre in europe lol!
yeah she was underage, i said not to serve her but the manager in at the time didnt care as he was enjoyin watching them argue
NIce bit of professionalism from your manager there, see him enjoy it when he looses licence. We got stiched up once at work, the local newspaper brought a 15 yr old girl in for a drink. thing is they picked someone that looked 25 ffs we didnt stand a chance. was in paper on monday, place nearly lost its licence ffs.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
im moving out there, thats all there is too it man, im fucking going, do they need doormen? you behind the bar as well, hell we could be a fucking team. ill sell my house and buy us a yaught
we could open up our own bar  the booty is UNREAL. fucking stunners everywhere, oh boy i cant wait till summer when they get to put short skirts on and little skimpy tops. i remember the summer just gone i would walk around the local shopping centre with a 24/7 hard-on, you konw the one i mean where it dont go away no matter how much you push it down your shorts
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
isnt deprived, or in an inner city, its in one of the biggest, if not the biggest shopping centre in europe lol!
yeah she was underage, i said not to serve her but the manager in at the time didnt care as he was enjoyin watching them argue
NIce bit of professionalism from your manager there, see him enjoy it when he looses licence. We got stiched up once at work, the local newspaper brought a 15 yr old girl in for a drink. thing is they picked someone that looked 25 ffs we didnt stand a chance. was in paper on monday, place nearly lost its licence ffs.
three of the managers care, the one that was in that night, doesnt give a shit, he hates the place! doesnt bother me, im only there another month anyways hopefully as moving away
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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PMFSL, keep trying to say this to my mate regarding travelling, its like am i fuck going to find my wife in this country when there are places with girls like that.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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mate when i get my next paycheck im getting a 1MP camera phone, the pics will be coming thick and fast like hot man goo
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