dave17
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had it done the other week, people who say it doesnt hurt are full of shit, i have out a reasonably loud 'ffffffffffffuuuuuuucccccckkkkk' when he did it.
believe the horror stories. pissing after what so painful, brought a tear to my eye  
i get my results on tues, il let u kno how i get on 
kinda learnt my lesson tho, think il wrap up with the randoms, dont wana visit there again 
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Nismo
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what if its a super hot nurse and junior willy wants to become senior willy 
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Ben
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ive had it done 6 times now
they dont whack anything up you willy inless you have clap.
all as they do is run a little swop over your jap eye which has a tiny sting to it , then if you want get a blood test which dont hurt at all -and i HATE needles .
then you call them a week later and ask them if you have anything .
they tell you no (hopefully)
then you poke some more untill another miss hap
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Ben
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
had it done the other week, people who say it doesnt hurt are full of shit, i have out a reasonably loud 'ffffffffffffuuuuuuucccccckkkkk' when he did it.
believe the horror stories. pissing after what so painful, brought a tear to my eye
i get my results on tues, il let u kno how i get on
kinda learnt my lesson tho, think il wrap up with the randoms, dont wana visit there again
you pussy , it only hurts if you get clap , they dont ram anything down it untill you get results  and only if you have clap
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dave17
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erm, i belive i WATCHED him do it
i know what i saw, and felt
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Skinz
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painz wasnt the ex sassy ?
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Ben
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yeh they dont stick anything down , they put the swob on , which might push down a milimeter. i should know by now they know me on a first name basis in that place now
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Lee 16v
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this thread has actually made me feel sick and my stomach is going all weird. im going now. lol
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Antz
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had it done, didn't hurt me at all, they just stick a tiny cotton swab down ya knob and pull it back out.... nothing like an umberella that scrapes all your insides out
Also make you piss in a cup... don't worry ,ate, you might even get the fit student nurse as I did
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Carl
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all my friends who have been say its one of the worst things ever.
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Corsa_Sri_93
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
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Originally posted by CCA
They'd give you a blood test to check for AIDS
Every ones got aids! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
 LOL
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Blade_sri
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im going to go, had a few nites with this lass, Found out 2day she is a dirty drug user. Funny u wont think it looking at her! women!
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Sam
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I should probably go and get myself checked out. I just don't like the thought of some stranger sticking a cotton bud type thing down my Jap's eye...
Can't I just take a blood test only? I can handle that...
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
what if its a super hot nurse and junior willy wants to become senior willy
Ah the mammaries, I mean memories
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mav
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at this thread.....
worse pain i've ever felt painz...
only jokin never had it done...
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Jules S
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LOL, this thread takes me back a few years (Im an old fokka now.... 37)
tested positive for chlamydia in about 92....at the height of the aids scares
scared the shoot out of me...six weeks wait for aids result
as for the chlamydia.......They DID shove the cotton bud about an inch up first time ....i went back every six weeks (as did the missus) cos we kept re-infecting each other. After a while (as ben says) they dont shove the thing up there....the doc i saw told me they actively do that to make sure you dont come back....he added its easy enough to 'milk' (read soft wank) the discharge to your japs....esp if you actuallly take their advice and dont take a piss for the time beforehand
/doctor benny signs out saying 'bag up ma bitches' 
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by benny_h
LOL, this thread takes me back a few years (Im an old fokka now.... 37)
tested positive for chlamydia in about 92....at the height of the aids scares
scared the shoot out of me...six weeks wait for aids result
as for the chlamydia.......They DID shove the cotton bud about an inch up first time ....i went back every six weeks (as did the missus) cos we kept re-infecting each other. After a while (as ben says) they dont shove the thing up there....the doc i saw told me they actively do that to make sure you dont come back....he added its easy enough to 'milk' (read soft wank) the discharge to your japs....esp if you actuallly take their advice and dont take a piss for the time beforehand
/doctor benny signs out saying 'bag up ma bitches'
It's a bit like the army, they try to rebuild you their way
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Jules S
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reminds me actually.....
one time i was down the local GMU clinic a load of youngsters walked in (about 5 of them) all cock sure of themselves being en-mass
They spotted me and thought i could 'welcome' them into the STD fold...they were making all sorts of (very nervous) laddish jokes....i gather they pulled a train on some slut with warts
anyhow, they were all still laughing until the first one went in...he had the cotton bud treatment, closely followed by some acid treatment to the warts under his foreskin.....you could hear the squeals
the lads laughter stopped pretty soon after.....
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J da Silva
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I can imagine, I banged a few fatties and sluts on a holiday, just turned 18, my cock was twitchin for 2 weeks solid so it was the sensible thing to go get checked out when I got home, luckily I had nothing, but the nurse turned me on with her mahoooooosive swingers I had a semi on, she had to wait till it got tired
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dave17
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THE RESULTS ARE IN
ITS NOT GONA DROP OFF
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Nismo
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richard_syko
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yet
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dave17
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so true
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Andrew
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I deffo don't need one like but good luck anyway
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