Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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Had a few bruises on my knees and arms before
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Had a few bruises on my knees and arms before
and i thought you were one of those innocentt, save 'til marriage women! 
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Had a few bruises on my knees and arms before
ooo you like abit of the ol' doggy
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Had a few bruises on my knees and arms before
ooo you like abit of the ol' doggy
No. But his boy friend does!
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Jules S
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Registered: 24th Dec 03
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Tore a banjo on saturday after 20 years of shagging my way through the female populus...
Wondered what all the fuss was about until i noticed the bed looked like a butchers chopping block 
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a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
Location: Scotland
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worst i have had is cramp was quite funny actually 
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by K2 HOY
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Originally posted by --Dave--
worst injury sustained was when an ex was on top riding away and lifted up a little too high... cock came out and she basically sat right down on top of it almost breaking it in half. We both heard a sort of clicking/bone noise and i just rolled over crying
Seconded
thirded
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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A mate of mine snapped his banjo and had to have an operation to sort it ive been scared of it ever since he told me
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Natz
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Registered: 18th Dec 00
Location: Milk 'n' Beans
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carpet burns - bloody stairs!
cramp all through my leg!
I broke a nail once too! that was the worst. It really hurt!!!! my nail lady laughted at me!
[Edited on 17-08-2005 by Natz]
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
A mate of mine snapped his banjo and had to have an operation to sort it ive been scared of it ever since he told me
A Frenuloplasty. Yeah, read up on them after second time, although my lady did such a good job that it healed perfectly as tho I'd had the actual op, and it's better than ever now! Talented medical student she is 
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Welsh-Cruiser
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Registered: 6th Mar 05
Location: South Wales
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Sanpped the end in 6 places
Rekon takes a week to heal at least
[Edited on 17-08-2005 by Welsh-Cruiser]
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote:
Originally posted by drax
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
worst injury sustained was when an ex was on top riding away and lifted up a little too high... cock came out and she basically sat right down on top of it almost breaking it in half. We both heard a sort of clicking/bone noise and i just rolled over crying
Seconded
thirded
Fourthed (  )
[Edited on 17-08-2005 by Nath]
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mazdaspeed
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Registered: 8th Jan 05
Location: Darlington
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carpet burns never heal
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Rza_2002
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by drax
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
worst injury sustained was when an ex was on top riding away and lifted up a little too high... cock came out and she basically sat right down on top of it almost breaking it in half. We both heard a sort of clicking/bone noise and i just rolled over crying
Seconded
thirded
Fourthed ( )
[Edited on 17-08-2005 by Nath]
fifthted
[Edited on 17-08-2005 by Rza_2002]
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Gez G
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Registered: 12th May 04
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by mazdaspeed
carpet burns never heal
Still have a large carpet burn on my knee from going at it on a carpeted floor.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Dom - Penile Frenulum. 
mine is pierced
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Dom - Penile Frenulum.
mine is pierced
enough
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luisa
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Registered: 11th Feb 05
Location: Bedfordshire
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pics
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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quote:
Originally posted by luisa
pics
please, i've not eaten yet
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luisa
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Registered: 11th Feb 05
Location: Bedfordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by glasgow_corsa_c
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
pics
please, i've not eaten yet
 someone was bound to ask so I thought i'd get in there first
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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get ur pics up first lol
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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yes i will trade you a pic of one of your breasts (the bigger one) for my piercing.
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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The old banjo string one & carpet burns
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stevegreetham
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Registered: 30th Oct 03
Location: Grimsby/Sheffield
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A lad i used to go to 6th form with told me that his mate was getting a BJ off this lass who was epileptic. She then started fitting while she had his boner in her mouth which resulted in her biting down really hard.
Apparently, he then had to start wacking her head and shoving her head off him to ger her off of it.
Not sure if it was a made up story but it made me laff anyway.
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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quote:
Originally posted by stevegreetham
A lad i used to go to 6th form with told me that his mate was getting a BJ off this lass who was epileptic. She then started fitting while she had his boner in her mouth which resulted in her biting down really hard.
Apparently, he then had to start wacking her head and shoving her head off him to ger her off of it.
Not sure if it was a made up story but it made me laff anyway.
i just spat out coke all over my screen while reading that
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