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Butler
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"Would you like to play a game?"

"What game?"

"How about - Hide my cock in your cunt"


Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
Or..... Flap Flap


That too
luisa
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
Or..... Flap Flap


That too



private joke!?
Pablo
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yesh from Bristol, Jay was a fairy and stoood int eh road, funnest thing ive ever seen.... well one of the!
luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
Yesh from Bristol, Jay was a fairy and stoood int eh road, funnest thing ive ever seen.... well one of the!


Jason Iles
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Pablo
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I remember taking that pic! Was that wen nat, rob and mat went early, me u and nath stay'd for a while longer?!
Jason Iles
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Yep that was the Kebab shop
luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles


ahhh bless your cottons x
Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Yep that was the Kebab shop
Jason Iles
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Cheers
Tom
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I never normally remember how I pull birds I usually already know them, or they just pounce best i've ever got away with (got told in the morning) was 'Alright love, do you want a drink?' her (she was a bit ropey) yeah and I cut in before she said what she wanted with 'Sorry i've got no money on me' some how she bought me a drink, paid for a taxi back to mine and let me jump on board...a few times probably best I don't rmemeber most of the time
SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
My usual chat up line is "ffflup raaaarrrhh he he he", then I fall down


PMSL...

i do that one quite a lot too
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
My usual chat up line is "ffflup raaaarrrhh he he he", then I fall down


PMSL...

i do that one quite a lot too


Doesn't work alot though

[Edited on 03-08-2005 by Jason Iles]
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I grab random women and pull them towards me so they can feel my pulsating member.
SteveW
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not usually it results in the girls laughing and walking over you
or
just walking over you
or
me blacking out and waking up in a bush outside
Jason Iles
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Originally posted by SteveW
not usually it results in the girls laughing and walking over you
or
just walking over you
or
me blacking out and waking up in a bush outside


ROFLAO Fuck yeah
CorsAsh
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What chat up line did you use to pull Nemo, Jase?
luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
What chat up line did you use to pull Nemo, Jase?



He proabbly said he has a new toy called a wangley dangley and asked him if he wanted to play!!
Jason Iles
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3rd Aug 05 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
What chat up line did you use to pull Nemo, Jase?


I said "I've seen a boat" "follow me" the rest is history
SteveW
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clever clogs
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
What chat up line did you use to pull Nemo, Jase?


I said "I've seen a boat" "follow me" the rest is history


Awww, makes me all feel all warm and fuzzy
Jason Iles
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Nismo
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I farking love you all

its warm ove , you know the love that makes the bit between your sack and crack go moist
Jason Iles
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ROFLAO

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