willay
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I read that as fisting in the morning 
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CCA
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 this definately took away the boredom
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I read that as fisting in the morning
PMSL
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Carly
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Skinz
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do you fist yourself carly 
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mav
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was caught with my hand down her pants and my cock out in her hand in a car by a guy walkng a dog, he just laughed and walked on...
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CorsAsh
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I had a similar thing to that mav, was bringing my girl off, looked up and some old guy stood there looking but trying to make it look like he wasn't - dirty old perv.
Got out with my stoplock, said "can I help you?... he goes "errrr, no, I'm err just lookin around..." then left sharpish
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by CorsAsh]
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mav
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i just looked up as he was walking past laughing, he didn't stop
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willay
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Originally posted by mav
was caught with my hand down her pants and my cock out in her hand in a car by a guy walkng a dog, he just laughed and walked on...
EW MAV, you are too old 
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CCA
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Ive caught my best mate and one of our friends from london, not a pretty sight.
Ive also walked in on my mum and step dad, walked out VERY quickly makes me shudder
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Carly
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Originally posted by Skinz
do you fist yourself carly
no,do u young man?
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Half Pint
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can i insert my finger in your ass !
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willay
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This one time,
I was balls deep into my first girlfriend in one of our fields during a party I was hosting, and another couple sneaked up on us and ran past us quickly going RAHHH!!!
Anyway, half way through we decide to stop and catch up with them, we find them on the other side of the field going at it so the gf at the time lays me down on the grass nexts to them, both girls got up and stripped naked (two heffas may I add) and then we both got humped within a few meters of each toher (we were clothed though )
Ahh such gay times.
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by willay]
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by mav
was caught with my hand down her pants and my cock out in her hand in a car by a guy walkng a dog, he just laughed and walked on...
EW MAV, you are too old
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willay
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this thread must not die 
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SetH
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i got caught wanking when i was 15, was actually to a heffer types juggs mag if i recall.
Anyway i was banging away at the meat and my dog was asleep on my bed. He just wonders in and doesnt mind that im having a wank. Anyway my mum walks in and i try to pull my trousers up. The sick bitch turns around and says:
"you can catch aids of dogs"
Then she walks off, thats the most twisted thing ive ever heard my mum say and its scarred me.
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CCA
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did i start a good thread?
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CorsAsh
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haha. I bet you wanted to be discovered though you perv...
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Nismo
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Ive been busted a few times 
on a similar subject , was round a mates last week and another mate was there with his misus little kid , the kid comes walking in and for no reason goes "my mums got 3 dildos" we all laugh and the lad thats seeing his mother goes "no she hasnt shes only got 2"
The kid then goes "no i found another one the other day"
we just burst out laughing he wasnt impressed , needless to say we took the piss all night saying he was shit in bed
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Originally posted by --Dave--
just remembered another one...
my brother had just finished a session with his gf and left the condom on the side of the table (intending to deal with it after he got his clothes back on obviously).
They must have been laying there as you do when the dog came in and must have had a whiff of cum the dog jumped up and grabbed the condom in its mouth and ran straight to my parents room
Next thing I hear was.... ""JAMES!"
I remember seeing it run past my room with this thing hanging out its mouth thinking "what the hell is that she's got, must be a new toy"
have had a few close calls, not been caught full on tho...
that happened to me and my gf, we left it on the side and forgot bout it. im happy to say no dogs were involved tho...
oo and another time. we always have fun at my house usually but this one time we were horny at my gf's house, the house was empty. anyway i start her off from behind and her sister walks in. i quickly jump off but she gets the idea and leaves quickly. we never spoke of it again
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by matt10i]
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willay
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Nismo owning sex toys does not mean you are poop in bed 
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Dom
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never been properly caught, closest it gets in my ex's sister opening the front and me and my ex jumping out of bed trying to get dressed asap.
To make it worse, her sister then bursts into ex's room whilst im pretending to read one of her beauty mags Apparently the sister gave my ex a lecture about sex in their house and being safe etc etc
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
quote:
Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by mav
was caught with my hand down her pants and my cock out in her hand in a car by a guy walkng a dog, he just laughed and walked on...
EW MAV, you are too old
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StuartVRS
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ive been caught loads
was going at it big time with the missus, she was getting rather loud and she wanted to swap and go on top. As we got up to move round i saw her sister standing there staring at us, all she said was keep the noise down im trying to sleep then she walked out and back to bed. I couldnt stop laughing but we carried on anyway.
Pub i used to work at, was very quiet one lunch so i sneaked off to the ladies toilets with her, going at it big time when my mate walks in and shouts out loud wow they are shagging in the toilets. Was a little embarassed walking out to see the few people that were in there sitting down laughing at us
Went to Majorca a month or so ago, met a couple and we had been doing rifle shooting. She started whispering in my ear that she was horny so we made our excuses and went back to our room. Making the use of the balcony, double bed and the bathroom we were having great fun until the cleaner walked in with her bent over the bed and me standing behind giving her the meat. In her best english she said oh im sorry turned round and walked out. I stopped as i couldnt believe what had just happened only for the missus to scream at me for stopping. Kinda ruined the moment
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Also got caught in bluewater cinema toilets when someone complained that the toilet had been occupied for ages. When we left the toilet i was confronted by a woman who works there and i explained that the missus wasnt well and had been sick  . The security guard just grinned at me and walked away, amazed he didnt throw us out
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