willay
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pfft, I like relationships, its nice to share your emotions with someone.
haha I've gone all wet all of a sudden 
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Dom
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Originally posted by willay
pfft, I like relationships, its nice to share your emotions with someone.
haha I've gone all wet all of a sudden
i agree, but most women dont know their arse from their elbow, you either get a complete runter with a hairy fanny or you get a complete bint that would like to place a tracking device on you knowing your every move (or are just a complete pain in the butt to live with when you consider other people apart from them) 
propper women seem to be few and fair inbetween, and there like a golden ticket to charles chocolate factory
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Dom]
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willay
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well its just about meeting the right women I suppose, no strings sex always leads to fucked up situations IMHO. Its all or nothing with me baby.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by willay
pfft, I like relationships, its nice to share your emotions with someone.
haha I've gone all wet all of a sudden
i agree, but most women dont know their arse from their elbow, you either get a complete runter with a hairy fanny or you get a complete bint that would like to place a tracking device on you knowing your every move (or are just a complete pain in the butt to live with when you consider other people apart from them)
propper women seem to be few and fair inbetween, and there like a golden ticket to charles chocolate factory
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Dom]
Tell me about it mate found a proper decent lass but she lives up in Brum the thing is they always start off being nice then they snap like a wild boar!
Nae mind i'll just live with pulling hoes like Steve for a while to keep me content 
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Dom
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tbh, my findings seem to suggest, anything below the age of 22/23...they havent got a fucking clue what they want in life, apart from getting boned and "pretend" love. After 22/23, then lass's seem to become wiser and their brain becomes functional....at that point, a few more golden tickets develop, and then you go hunting 
though im 19, too young to be looking for a serious relationship...already had a few of those, went down the pan quicker than vindaloo shits, friends with benefits suits me to a T, and if i want a heart to heart, then i phone my ex or female friends 
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willay
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phone your ex 
playyya
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Sam
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Originally posted by willay
Mate, I'm a serial chubby chaser, none of my girlfriends have been at a 'healthy' weight.
Same here!
With a bit of luck there shall be an exception to this rule shortly...
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willay
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I dont mind really, as long as they arent like MONSTER BATTEH or something
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willay
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Come on Sam, you must of had some weird ones
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Sam
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Are you familiar with the Kirsten story (Scottish bird off Strathycruise)?
She would win first prize in this thread for being an absolute psycho!  
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willay
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no, post!!!
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I dont mind really, as long as they arent like MONSTER BATTEH or something
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Sam]
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Dom
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Originally posted by willay
phone your ex
playyya
nout wrong with those mate, she still contacts me every now and then with probs, i share my advise and i do the same
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no, post!!!
Basically met Kirsten thru here of all places we started seeing each other for like 2 or 3 months, what I didn't know was that she was shagging some bloke behind my back, lying to me about absolutely EVERYTHING, even claimed she was pregnant with my kid when she wasn't pregnant at all, accused me of seeing my ex behind her back, and basically done me out of about £2k during the course of our "relationship".
Not only is she Scottish, but she's also a chav.
Man what a complete asshole I was. I have sooo learnt from my mistakes with that one!
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Dom
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sam thats harsh mate, i would have fucked her sister(s) and mum for that, the barried all of them under the patio like the bloke in brookie
or if i was kind, shagged her friends, took pics and sent them to her
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Laney
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I haven't had one of these. I think I'm missing out
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Dom
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I haven't had one of these. I think I'm missing out
me neither, i could do with loosing a few k right now 
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Originally posted by Dom
sam thats harsh mate, i would have fucked her sister(s) and mum for that, the barried all of them under the patio like the bloke in brookie
or if i was kind, shagged her friends, took pics and sent them to her
To be honest I should have first suspected something was dodgy when she told me she likes Burberry...
Nah she ain't no oil painting to be honest, her family and (female) mates are probably also the same...
I found it mildly amusing when I posted up on Strathycruise about what she is really like etc. I got banned from there!
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Her parents dont talk to me no more, in fact we were together nearly 3 years and once i walked out/was thrown out that night i never seen any of them again, best thing ever though now im with THE most fantastic perfect girl EVER were moving in together in 2 weeks time hehehehe
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Originally posted by --Dave--
no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
does my head in
Same as that, apart from I have more missed calls
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Her brother also caught us in the act in the living room
not really relevant but I thought i'd share
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willay
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thats going to make christmas dinner great
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Half Pint
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What was the expression on his face
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--Dave--
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something along the lines of
and then
he was okay about it
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FPMSL
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