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Jason Iles
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23rd Jun 05 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ROFLAO
Jason Iles
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23rd Jun 05 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Has he got any rabbits???

Cybermonkey
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23rd Jun 05 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or kids?

Rebrabuk
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23rd Jun 05 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sick, but hillarious..
Cybermonkey
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i wasnt motioning the pic towards a dead child, rather the scared looking cat that looks like its about to be eaten
3CorsaMeal
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23rd Jun 05 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my dad told me a funny story about his m8 and a cat.

can't be arsed to type it all, but basically.

-He hit a cat in road.
-stopped to check
-found cat curled up in the hedge
-beat it to death with a spade from boot (put it out of misery)
-carried on to work
-got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat



Cybermonkey
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23rd Jun 05 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FPMSL i bet he felt like shit
can imagine the cat in bush though, what the fook is this guy doing with a spa...AAARGH meow
Tom
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL that's ace :lol
Jake
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat



wot?
Cybermonkey
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

think he meant CAR
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat



wot?


cat = meow meow

car = brooom broooommmm

the meow was stuck in the front opening on the brooom brooommmm

meaning he had killed an innocent cat
Jake
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh. har harrrrrrrrrrr
3CorsaMeal
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ooops i meant car

Jake
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i know now. Thought he had two cats stuck together at first
Cybermonkey
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeeeeeees jake.....
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
i know now. Thought he had two cats stuck together at first


PMSL

BTW they were both innocent cats unless he was aiming atthe first one for some reason
Tom
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Onew more btw, the title makes you sound like a child
Cybermonkey
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL, *wiggum* "go ahead ralphy, take the gift from the stranger"
Jake
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
yeeeeeees jake.....






Carr
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
my dad told me a funny story about his m8 and a cat.

can't be arsed to type it all, but basically.

-He hit a cat in road.
-stopped to check
-found cat curled up in the hedge
-beat it to death with a spade from boot (put it out of misery)
-carried on to work
-got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat






Harsh but so so funny. Normally cats are more aware i thought
Cybermonkey
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not with a spade wrapped round its skull
Tom
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I wonder if it was aware it was being beaten to death
Cybermonkey
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i suspect after the first 6 blows it knew something was amiss
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Onew more btw, the title makes you sound like a child


i guess your childhood was a disturbed one
Jake
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23rd Jun 05 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
i suspect after the first 6 blows it knew something was amiss



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