Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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ROFLAO
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Has he got any rabbits???
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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or kids?
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Rebrabuk
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Registered: 28th Mar 04
Location: North East
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Sick, but hillarious..
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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i wasnt motioning the pic towards a dead child, rather the scared looking cat that looks like its about to be eaten
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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my dad told me a funny story about his m8 and a cat.
can't be arsed to type it all, but basically.
-He hit a cat in road.
-stopped to check
-found cat curled up in the hedge
-beat it to death with a spade from boot (put it out of misery)
-carried on to work
-got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat

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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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FPMSL i bet he felt like shit
can imagine the cat in bush though, what the fook is this guy doing with a spa...AAARGH meow
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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PMSL that's ace :lol
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat
wot?
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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think he meant CAR
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by jakethesnake
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat
wot?
cat = meow meow
car = brooom broooommmm
the meow was stuck in the front opening on the brooom brooommmm 
meaning he had killed an innocent cat
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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oh. har harrrrrrrrrrr
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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ooops i meant car     
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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i know now. Thought he had two cats stuck together at first
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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yeeeeeees jake.....
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote: Originally posted by jakethesnake
i know now. Thought he had two cats stuck together at first
PMSL
BTW they were both innocent cats unless he was aiming atthe first one for some reason
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Onew more btw, the title makes you sound like a child
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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PMSL, *wiggum* "go ahead ralphy, take the gift from the stranger"
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
yeeeeeees jake.....

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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
my dad told me a funny story about his m8 and a cat.
can't be arsed to type it all, but basically.
-He hit a cat in road.
-stopped to check
-found cat curled up in the hedge
-beat it to death with a spade from boot (put it out of misery)
-carried on to work
-got to work and someone pointed out he had a cat stuck in the front of cat

Harsh but so so funny. Normally cats are more aware i thought
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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not with a spade wrapped round its skull
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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I wonder if it was aware it was being beaten to death
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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i suspect after the first 6 blows it knew something was amiss
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
Onew more btw, the title makes you sound like a child
i guess your childhood was a disturbed one
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
i suspect after the first 6 blows it knew something was amiss

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