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--Dave--

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9th May 05 at 14:23

few i remember...

when i was about 7 dad had tightened up the brakes on my bmx too much and i tried to impress some girls by stopping and skidding (as you do). Front wheel just stopped dead and i went over the handlebars and did a flip cracking my head on the pavement

Then

at college was trying to impress the gf with my footy skills

and went to kick the ball using my heel when the ball falls behind you.

I caught it a little too good and it bounced straight back up into the back of my head and knocked my glasses off my face

One of the main reasons why i wear contacts now

Tom

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9th May 05 at 14:25

Dave I bet you looked ubber cool (glasses one) I always feel sorry for people with glasses when they get punched etc

not even sure why

--Dave--

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9th May 05 at 14:27

another one... (about a month ago).

Was going at it with the gf on the sofa downstairs as her bed is a little too squeaky.

We thought her brother was coming home in the morning when all of sudden we here him come through the front door. She has enough time to jump off and hide in the conservatory whereas I just froze.

Sat there with an erection and a t-shirt with socks.

He comes in takes one look at me and says "that's just sick" and walks out.

It's only later that it dawns on me that he must of thought I was whacking one off

--Dave--

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9th May 05 at 14:28

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Dave I bet you looked ubber cool (glasses one) I always feel sorry for people with glasses when they get punched etc not even sure why

I know I spent about a minute down on the floor looking for them because i can't see shit

S1MON

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9th May 05 at 14:32

i once got catch by my ex's brother new years morning having a bit with his sister, he was a bit pissed and all she could come up with was "were just talking!"

he just wondered back off out the room

i couldnt stop laughing for ages

S1MON

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9th May 05 at 14:34

prpobably my worst moment is playing footie at primary school, and slid tackling someone and going through the biggest pile of dogshit!!

I had shorts on and had to walk over to the dinner lady to get it cleaned off mining

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9th May 05 at 14:37

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Sat there with an erection and a t-shirt with socks.

quote of the day anyone?

--Dave--

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9th May 05 at 14:40

LMAO

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