TNM
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Originally posted by TOMAS
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Originally posted by Sam
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Originally posted by TOMAS
Guys, if theirs someone you've fallen head over heels about and CANT get them out of your head how do you keep it all in perspective? I just met someone and im going into tunnel-vision mode and it aint good!! 
Pics?
No pics im affraid, she aint super-model material, but then again neither am I LOL. I just love her to bits, she's an indie girl with THE most amazing smile! 1000% better than the cheerleader, Xtina-wannabe I used to be with. Only problem is that this girl has many issues, been through a lot and im trying to help show her drugs and drink aint the way to deal with it all. Suppose I like the challenge LOL.
I was seeing her five years ago when she was 15 but the feelings never gone....   Just need to make sure I keep head-steady and dont go plunging into another 'ship im gonna get hurt in. 
You will have to introduce me tommy 
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sunnyb
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Originally posted by Charlene
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nice shoes, fancy a fuck?
Somehow i dont think this will work, i think they will use them nice shoes to boot you with 
u noticed the humour then charlene! wehey, a blue peter badge is on its way to you! i can seriously tell ya now, i was mashed once in Manchester, Queen of hearts and saw some girl and pulled her with that line.(she was very upper class)
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sunnyb
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Originally posted by fox_e_lady
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Originally posted by sunnyb
nice shoes, fancy a fuck?
I was going to suggest that one. That would just make me laugh, but i guess sum girls would just slap a lad in the face who said that.
A confident guy but not overly confident is always good
damn right
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Rus
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*pull your phone out* and say "this is a really good looking phone, but will look better with your number on it"
That actually worked
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Antz
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mate once tried... (girl had phone out)... 'That's a nice phone, does it have a number to go with it?'... girl said Yeah and then walked off
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Ian
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That reminds me of one I heard one lad use.
Are you a slag?
No!
Are you a lezza?
No!
OK, type your number in here....
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Antz
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Laney
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I find a good firm smack on the arse gets the show on the road 
Edit - Yes, yes I am single
[Edited on 24-04-2005 by Laney]
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Antz
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yeah but your lass only has one eye and some dodgy teeth
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Laney
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Originally posted by Antz
yeah but your lass only has one eye and some dodgy teeth
What can I say, I got taste 
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weeeeitsme
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Make sure she notices you looking at her.
Walk over.
"Hey is your name (insert name)"
Her answer "no its not, why?"
"You look alot like someone I haven't seen in a long time"
and then general chit chat from there.
You're a bit fucked if she says "yes thats my name"
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stuartmitchell
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If a fit lass comes into work I slide my mobile number in with her reciept
Its yet to work though 
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Sam
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Originally posted by Laney
I find a good firm smack on the arse gets the show on the road
Edit - Yes, yes I am single
[Edited on 24-04-2005 by Laney]
FPMSL!
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Ben
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end of day most (not all) lasses are out on the pull when they are with a group of girls . thats what you have to understand.
i dont have a "plan of attack" when it comes to pulling , if i see a fit bird at the bar ill go and que next to her , ask her if you can buy her a drink. if she says no then no big loss.
what i did with my ex , i heard what she bought at the bar ,vodka redbull , then next time she went up so did i , asked hier if she minded if i bought her a drink ,she said no ,then said is it vodka redbull and she were supprised and ended up getting off with her , althoug 3wks later she turned into a nut case, stalked me , phone calls at everyhour , coming to my house all the time .
my current bird i met on holiday (7month ago) the first night i got chatting to her i ended up with another lass , then on the 3rd day i plucked up courage to go talk to her by the pool, i just layed on the sunlounger next to her and said "hows the hangover" crap "chat up line" but it broke the ice, then just asked her where she were going later ect but without been too much , i told her my roon number and to call me if she fancied a drink, which she did .
7month later i am still with her
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Laney
I find a good firm smack on the arse gets the show on the road
Edit - Yes, yes I am single
[Edited on 24-04-2005 by Laney]
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CorsAsh
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Originally posted by dave17
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Originally posted by Munchie
give her a tablet then shes all mine
http://grouphug.us/
Today, I was taking a crap, and leaning on my elbow and sort of looking down like I usually do and when I let a turd fall to the water I happened to be yawning at the same time and a drop of water splashed up and went in my mouth.
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vibrio
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get to know them first - GTF with picking up strange girls in bars. I'm not AK
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BabyBlade
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normally just say do you mind if i sit with you, but if the situations right like at the bar both ordering drinks you can really start talking about anything, just breathe in and smile nicely
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dave17
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what up 
jus got in from another night out, still feel a lil bit tipsy
didnt talk to any ladies tonight unfortunatley, dont get me wrong they were all fit, but they all looked like complete bitches n i cant b arsed with that, been there, done that.
thats enogh typing, im gona one read stuff now
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Carl
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I go for the daft/random apprpach, you can tell if they are stuck up their own arse or not then. (tend to find that alot of good looking girls are well and truely stuck up there own arse)
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purple_corsa_gls
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Would you ever go for someone that has a bf? this lass has one, but she was saying how he's an arse and all that, making plans and not sticking to them, lying etc, but then saying things like, he has his good sides though ( ). I was with her on Saturday night (queing for one big weekend tickets) and spent the whole night talking, got on really well and that, just thought whats the point if shes a lready got a boyfriend.
[Edited on 25-04-2005 by purple_corsa_gls]
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Paul_J
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Ugh I hate birds that do that... Can't decide whether they like their boyfriend or hate them...
One sec they're going 'he's such a twat... I don't know what I saw in him' - next they're going 'Oh he's so nice and etc'...
Just blah... Silly bitch in my flat does that all the time - now when she starts talking about him I just walk out of the room
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Robbo
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I just used to go and dance with the girl, if they seem interested go buy em a drink then see what happens
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dave17
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getting with a girl that has a boyfriend is not good, mmkayyy
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Tom
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Depends 100% on the situation, there is no sure fire way.
Usually try and make some eye contact first don't go straight in for the kill and then ask them if they want a drink, be careful of the 'better looking mates' thing tho, also if you're with a nice looking couple of girls that can help
Failing that get twated and go somewhere dark I've done that many many many times until just recently.
Alll of the above is cool for having fun, i've just met a really nice girl who is a friend of a friend and have been seeing her ever since. (altho funnily enough I met another mate of a mate 2 days later and could've chose her I just had a little fumble and left it at that )
The hoes with the boyfriends who moan all the time - fell for that one big times a couple of times, guaranteed to backfire in some way usually end up getting sh1t on while she goes back to the 'nobhead' boyfriend who usually quite sound
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