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quote: Originally posted by jr
vibrio, you just upset as you have been outwitted, and now just go for basic assults like your gay and have never had sex
a sure sign of a loser
eh 
upset about what?
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by jr
i would
your gay though
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jr
i would
your gay though
either that was clever and shows that you were just resorting to basic name calling to prove a point, or your a idiot
im going for option 2
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quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jr
i would
your gay though
either that was clever and shows that you were just resorting to basic name calling to prove a point, or your a idiot
im going for option 2
But..................
your gay though
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jr
i would
your gay though
either your a idiot, or that was clever and shows that you were just resorting to basic name calling to prove a point
im going for option 2
indeed
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i expected as much
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by jr
i expected as much
it's nice when you get whats expected
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vibrio
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PMSL I've not had the baby as my avatar for a day now
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by jr
its not a paulj essay, its amusing for a start
No its 2 people with too much spare time playing pokemon battles with a fookin dictionary
You are incorrect. Of the two things i don't have enough of (money being the other), time is one of them.
Pokemon? This is a Martial art I am not familiar with.
And DICTIONARY! Sir you underestimate and insult me.
The use of a dictionary would be cheating and poor sportsmanship.
I merely use my brain.
You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
I demand satisfaction.
A duel.
Pistols at dawn.
Or beers at lunchtime.
The choice is yours.
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quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by jr
its not a paulj essay, its amusing for a start
No its 2 people with too much spare time playing pokemon battles with a fookin dictionary
You are incorrect. Of the two things i don't have enough of (money being the other), time is one of them.
Pokemon? This is a Martial art I am not familiar with.
And DICTIONARY! Sir you underestimate and insult me.
The use of a dictionary would be cheating and poor sportsmanship.
I merely use my brain.
You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
I demand satisfaction.
A duel.
Pistols at dawn.
Or beers at lunchtime.
The choice is yours.
I demand a shruberry 
and I suggest you have some pie for taking everything so seriously

Now stop being a douche
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
I demand a shruberry 
why do you want a plant/hedge
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SVM 286
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Sir, please accept my most sincere apologies for any offence I may have caused to you with my slurred and offensive working class English.
I appear to have misinterpreted your potentially feminine user name, photograph of a new born infant, and curt responses; to be the hall marks of a lady user.
If I was incorrect, I must congratulate you as an extremely stealthy operator indeed. Why, Lockheed themselves must owe you an enormous debt of gratitude.
I sincerely hope that I am correct on this occassion; in deducting from your reaction and signed name, that you are in fact a person of masculine extraction with Gaelic antecendants.
It was not my intention to cause offence.
I was in fact (as I hoped I had explained) attempting to do quite the opposite and clarify what I honestly felt your intentions to be in the making of your previous statement to the user named jr.
You are indeed correct and have my applause regarding your observation of the type of word and usage of the same - to name 'chav'.
The word is indeed (and somewhat inexplicably used as) a slang term in many circles with offensive connotations.
This is surprising mainly due to the word's traditional origins many many years ago when it was simply the term employed to reference a small boy, in conversation for instance.
It has subsequently been corrupted by the lower echelons and used to decribe a newly born offspring.
E.G. 'I can't come to work guvnor, 'cos my missus has just dropped our new chavvie.'
The latest incarnation of the word is very offensive and is used widely to desribe someone of a 'pikey' nature (also slang).
However, there exists to this day a mystical population of motorists at a rarely glimpsed location on the British Isles that drive the rare and much sought after Ford Escort RS Cosworth, and nothing else.
For in their own words - 'anything less than RS; would be sacriligeous'.
These modest yet wise and powerful folk have their own dialect and therefore, dictionary.
From this hallowed and most sacred volume, they have adopted the very name they have chosen to use for themselves until the end of time.
And, as you so wisely yet naively (forgivable, in light of the scarce nature of the publication in question) observed, they take it from a definition which although normally classed as a colloquialism, is in fact under these circumstances, an acronym.
I foolhardily neglected to reference this fact, in regard to my deletion of the required full points between each letter of the word, thus - c.h.a.v.
I did this in the firm belief that the definition of the word/acronym that followed said, in my previous statement; was sufficient to clarify the fact.
I apologise for any confusion caused. This was not a deliberate or malicious act.
Incidentally, it is pleasantly rewarding and so unusual to engage with another soul; so familiar with the Council for Heroic & Unilaterally Methodical Persons or chump/c.h.u.m.p. as it is better known.
N.B.
Surely POAH, if not the name of a little known tribe of Pygmies native to a small lush island off the coast of Peru, or the given name of a medium sized seafaring vessel, must surely be an acronym, perhaps of a pituitary nature. and is indeed missing it's . . . .
With best wishes
The Right Hon. Tarquin Fintimlimbimlimbimwhimbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel, jnr.
I suspect your better suited to corsacrazy where the reply, while not as long, are certainly just as full of shit.
p.s I'd love to know you reason behind this comment "I appear to have misinterpreted your potentially feminine user name, photograph of a new born infant, and curt responses; to be the hall marks of a lady user"
firstly on the name front - the use of the name vibrio is from the genus name of a subset of gram-positive bacteria. They are neither male or female and therefore you cannot subject the my username to a sexuality.
secondly the photograph - I am begining to think your parents did not explain sexual reproduction (the birds and the bees) although you do get self-fertilization in a few hermaphrodites such as tapeworms. Further to the lack of sexual reprodution knowlege you clearly have clear lack of fundamental information about asexual reproduction (Bud formation in yeasts, Fragmentation, Sporulation etc). I can't believe that you don;t know that a man and a woman arerequired for the creation of a new human life which = 50/50 split therefore just because someone has a picture of a baby in their avatar it is clearly wrong to assume sexuality on that part. I suppose you think Matt H gets fucked by banana man or indeed that CorsAsh is a small bearded weirdo fuckwit
and finaly curt repsonse - you obviously have never been with a woman as you would know that a curt repsonse is one of the major complaints that woman have during conversation (commonally known as arguments) with men.
Sincerely
Ross
So, am I to understand that I owe you another apology, as you are in fact neither male nor female, but an asexual bacteria (and quite an angry one at that) with a penchant for self reproduction, and a human infant fetish?
Secondly, I have never had the good fortune to have met with either Matt H or CorsAsh, so am unfamiliar with their appearances.
Incidentally, regarding the term Vibrio. In the case of Cholera for example, I believe (possibly incorrectly) that the bacteria are Gram-negative. Therefore it would be an incorrect generalisation to refer to all as Gram-positive.
[Edited on 17-04-2005 by SVM 286]
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
Sir, please accept my most sincere apologies for any offence I may have caused to you with my slurred and offensive working class English.
I appear to have misinterpreted your potentially feminine user name, photograph of a new born infant, and curt responses; to be the hall marks of a lady user.
If I was incorrect, I must congratulate you as an extremely stealthy operator indeed. Why, Lockheed themselves must owe you an enormous debt of gratitude.
I sincerely hope that I am correct on this occassion; in deducting from your reaction and signed name, that you are in fact a person of masculine extraction with Gaelic antecendants.
It was not my intention to cause offence.
I was in fact (as I hoped I had explained) attempting to do quite the opposite and clarify what I honestly felt your intentions to be in the making of your previous statement to the user named jr.
You are indeed correct and have my applause regarding your observation of the type of word and usage of the same - to name 'chav'.
The word is indeed (and somewhat inexplicably used as) a slang term in many circles with offensive connotations.
This is surprising mainly due to the word's traditional origins many many years ago when it was simply the term employed to reference a small boy, in conversation for instance.
It has subsequently been corrupted by the lower echelons and used to decribe a newly born offspring.
E.G. 'I can't come to work guvnor, 'cos my missus has just dropped our new chavvie.'
The latest incarnation of the word is very offensive and is used widely to desribe someone of a 'pikey' nature (also slang).
However, there exists to this day a mystical population of motorists at a rarely glimpsed location on the British Isles that drive the rare and much sought after Ford Escort RS Cosworth, and nothing else.
For in their own words - 'anything less than RS; would be sacriligeous'.
These modest yet wise and powerful folk have their own dialect and therefore, dictionary.
From this hallowed and most sacred volume, they have adopted the very name they have chosen to use for themselves until the end of time.
And, as you so wisely yet naively (forgivable, in light of the scarce nature of the publication in question) observed, they take it from a definition which although normally classed as a colloquialism, is in fact under these circumstances, an acronym.
I foolhardily neglected to reference this fact, in regard to my deletion of the required full points between each letter of the word, thus - c.h.a.v.
I did this in the firm belief that the definition of the word/acronym that followed said, in my previous statement; was sufficient to clarify the fact.
I apologise for any confusion caused. This was not a deliberate or malicious act.
Incidentally, it is pleasantly rewarding and so unusual to engage with another soul; so familiar with the Council for Heroic & Unilaterally Methodical Persons or chump/c.h.u.m.p. as it is better known.
N.B.
Surely POAH, if not the name of a little known tribe of Pygmies native to a small lush island off the coast of Peru, or the given name of a medium sized seafaring vessel, must surely be an acronym, perhaps of a pituitary nature. and is indeed missing it's . . . .
With best wishes
The Right Hon. Tarquin Fintimlimbimlimbimwhimbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel, jnr.
I suspect your better suited to corsacrazy where the reply, while not as long, are certainly just as full of shit.
p.s I'd love to know you reason behind this comment "I appear to have misinterpreted your potentially feminine user name, photograph of a new born infant, and curt responses; to be the hall marks of a lady user"
firstly on the name front - the use of the name vibrio is from the genus name of a subset of gram-positive bacteria. They are neither male or female and therefore you cannot subject the my username to a sexuality.
secondly the photograph - I am begining to think your parents did not explain sexual reproduction (the birds and the bees) although you do get self-fertilization in a few hermaphrodites such as tapeworms. Further to the lack of sexual reprodution knowlege you clearly have clear lack of fundamental information about asexual reproduction (Bud formation in yeasts, Fragmentation, Sporulation etc). I can't believe that you don;t know that a man and a woman arerequired for the creation of a new human life which = 50/50 split therefore just because someone has a picture of a baby in their avatar it is clearly wrong to assume sexuality on that part. I suppose you think Matt H gets fucked by banana man or indeed that CorsAsh is a small bearded weirdo fuckwit
and finaly curt repsonse - you obviously have never been with a woman as you would know that a curt repsonse is one of the major complaints that woman have during conversation (commonally known as arguments) with men.
Sincerely
Ross
So, am I to understand that I owe you another apology, as you are in fact neither male nor female, but an asexual bacteria (and quite an angry one at that) with a penchant for self reproduction, and a human infant fetish?
Secondly, I have never had the good fortune to have met with either Matt H or CorsAsh, so am unfamiliar with their appearances.
Incidentally, regarding the term Vibrio. In the case of Cholera for example, I believe (possibly incorrectly) that the bacteria are Gram-negative. Therefore it would be an incorrect generalisation to refer to all as Gram-positive.
[Edited on 17-04-2005 by SVM 286]
yes you are correct about the cell wall of the vibrio species. it's nice to see people using google as it was intended. can you spot any of the other obvious flaws I put in to give you a fighting chance.
P.S my username is vibrio but if you had not noticed I am signing my replys Ross ( my first name given to me by my parents) should have pointed you in the direction that I am indeed male but then that may be to obvious for you 
Ross
[Edited on 17-04-2005 by vibrio]
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SVM 286
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by jr
its not a paulj essay, its amusing for a start
No its 2 people with too much spare time playing pokemon battles with a fookin dictionary
You are incorrect. Of the two things i don't have enough of (money being the other), time is one of them.
Pokemon? This is a Martial art I am not familiar with.
And DICTIONARY! Sir you underestimate and insult me.
The use of a dictionary would be cheating and poor sportsmanship.
I merely use my brain.
You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
I demand satisfaction.
A duel.
Pistols at dawn.
Or beers at lunchtime.
The choice is yours.
I demand a shruberry 
and I suggest you have some pie for taking everything so seriously

Now stop being a douche
Was actually joking Matt.
There's not much I take seriously.
Douche?
A tad harsh and unwarranted I feel.
Especially from a Python fan.
Not familiar with the pie reference by the way.
[Edited on 17-04-2005 by SVM 286]
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vibrio
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not a fan of constricting snakes
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Matt H
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quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by jr
its not a paulj essay, its amusing for a start
No its 2 people with too much spare time playing pokemon battles with a fookin dictionary
You are incorrect. Of the two things i don't have enough of (money being the other), time is one of them.
Pokemon? This is a Martial art I am not familiar with.
And DICTIONARY! Sir you underestimate and insult me.
The use of a dictionary would be cheating and poor sportsmanship.
I merely use my brain.
You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
I demand satisfaction.
A duel.
Pistols at dawn.
Or beers at lunchtime.
The choice is yours.
I demand a shruberry 
and I suggest you have some pie for taking everything so seriously

Now stop being a douche
Was actually joking Matt.
There's not much I take seriously.
Douche?
A tad harsh and unwarranted I feel.
Especially from a Python fan.

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SVM 286
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yes you are correct about the cell wall of the vibrio species. it's nice to see people using google as it was intended. can you spot any of the other obvious flaws I put in to give you a fighting chance.
P.S my username is vibrio but if you had not noticed I am signing my replys Ross ( my first name given to me by my parents) should have pointed you in the direction that I am indeed male but then that may be to obvious for you 
Ross
[Edited on 17-04-2005 by vibrio]
Good call on the Google ref.
And I did previously apologise for referring to you as female when I made mention to your origins being both masculine and Gaelic due to your signature and hot headed response. You must have missed it.
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
yes you are correct about the cell wall of the vibrio species. it's nice to see people using google as it was intended. can you spot any of the other obvious flaws I put in to give you a fighting chance.
P.S my username is vibrio but if you had not noticed I am signing my replys Ross ( my first name given to me by my parents) should have pointed you in the direction that I am indeed male but then that may be to obvious for you 
Ross
[Edited on 17-04-2005 by vibrio]
Good call on the Google ref.
And I did previously apologise for referring to you as female when I made mention to your origins being both masculine and Gaelic due to your signature and hot headed response. You must have missed it.
yes I doubt that you had even heard of peptidoglycan or indeed endotoxin before this conversation started . what about nag?
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SVM 286
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yes I doubt that you had even heard of peptidoglycan or indeed endotoxin before this conversation started . what about nag?
Did not read into it particularly far.
Am familiar with the term Endotoxin, but no on peptidoglycan (associated with peptide acids perhaps?) and nag.
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erm back to topic of thread lol:
This is my kind of car park  
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by mazdaspeed
erm back to topic of thread lol:
This is my kind of car park  
thats even more gay than the cossie pic
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SVM 286
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quote: Originally posted by mazdaspeed
erm back to topic of thread lol:
This is my kind of car park  
Very nice. Wouldn't you prefer a nice RX7 though?
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quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
Very nice. Wouldn't you prefer a nice RX7 though?
I'd prefer an Aston Martin DB9.
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Matt H
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It was bound to happen...
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