Matt H
Member
Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
Today I saw my Grandma and tripped her up... On purpose
|
Matt H
Member
Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
My cousin and I used to tie small, pajama superman capes to these two kittens, and throw them from the top bunk.
I think about it now and still laugh. good times.
|
Cavey
Member
Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
i swear to god ill mash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother out for a nice sea food dinner and never call her again
That's pretty much a quote from Anchorman. And here's me thinking people were mildly original
|
Matt H
Member
Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
i swear to god ill mash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother out for a nice sea food dinner and never call her again
That's pretty much a quote from Anchorman. And here's me thinking people were mildly original
yabba dabba doo
|
TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
My dad walked in on me giving my brother a bj. He agreed to not tell mom if I let him mess around with me sometimes. Sometimes he comes in my room after mom is asleep and puts it inside me. He made me take the pill so he can go inside. It hurt at first, now I like it. My brother also tries to do me, but I like dad better. Sometimes I will let my brother do it if I want him to leave me alone. I had my dad one night, and my brother came in after he left. This is getting weird and I think my mom knows anyway.
I'm 14.
That is fucking sick!
|
TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
|
Hes got 10 minutes to walk through that door or hes gonna find all his shit on the front step - I dont need this fucking stress when im 8 months pregnant. Im sick of him drinking with his mates every weekend and working overtime all week. I never see him and he makes me feel guilty coz we need the money from him working so much and the weekend is his "down" time - well what about me?! Its almost 6am and Ive seen him a total of 4 hrs in 3 days!
8 minutes....
Shit he better read it quickly!
|
TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
|
I have an irrational fear that I may crap my pants at any given moment. I go to the bathroom regularly to make sure that I haven't.
|
Tom
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
User status: Offline
|
I was only thinking of this tsite the other day  piss funny
|
--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
i slept with four different guys in one week. two of whick were unprotected. they both came inside me. one of them took me up the ass then went back to my fanny. hmm. hygenic. think i should get checked up.
what has this got to do with the confessions site Kinky? 
|
Tom
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
User status: Offline
|
Fresh
|
--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
My dad walked in on me giving my brother a bj. He agreed to not tell mom if I let him mess around with me sometimes. Sometimes he comes in my room after mom is asleep and puts it inside me. He made me take the pill so he can go inside. It hurt at first, now I like it. My brother also tries to do me, but I like dad better. Sometimes I will let my brother do it if I want him to leave me alone. I had my dad one night, and my brother came in after he left. This is getting weird and I think my mom knows anyway.
I'm 14.
That is fucking sick!
sick but fcuking funny 
|
Carr
Member
Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
User status: Offline
|
I'm in love with my best friend, first same sex crush ever had. I want to make sweet love to him all night even if it means doing the naughty from behind. Both of us got drunk one night and I gave him a blowjob. Ever since then, I've masturbated about it all the time. I want him so badly. I almost feel gay.
|
Carr
Member
Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
User status: Offline
|
my dad's girlfriend is a vegetarian and I hate her SO much
so one day I said to her, "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three." it made her cry, and it made me incredibly happy
Harsh yet very funny
|
Carr
Member
Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
User status: Offline
|
I just read 60 pages of confessions. I may or may not have blinked.
Matt H was this you
|
Hagger
Member
Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
User status: Offline
|
|
Charlene
Member
Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
User status: Offline
|
I've had sex with nearly everyone female in my family. My sisters (both of them. I got one really drunk and we sixty-nined. She's twenty three and it was GREAT. The other one I've been fucking since we were kids in the bath tub together. We'd be left alone to bathe and we experimented with harder and harder sex.), my cousin (Her boyfriend dumped her and I was the only guy around. She was crying while we fucked.), my aunt (She was cooking naked in the kitchen. One thing led to another and... well. Doggy style on the stove.) and the freakiest... my mother. She caught me jerking off. Instead of stopping me, she told me how I should do it and showed me her hand. Okay, it wasn't exactly sex, but it was still pretty damn close.
I am such a freak. My family is so incestuous. It might just be me, because so far I've only ever gone with family members. Please forgive me, Uncle Pete.
|
Charlene
Member
Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
User status: Offline
|
a few years ago a friend of mine was over, and he had a towel around his waist, and was climbing the stairs and the towel fell and his huge white floppy ass was exposed, then suddenly my dobberman ran over and started licking his ass and balls, and i got so turned on that i waited for him to take a shower so i could suck my dog off , after i was done, i wiped the dog's semen on my friends underwear
|
Jake
Member
Registered: 24th Jan 05
User status: Offline
|
i left msn messenger on for 48 hours. not a single person on my list said hullo to me. im so sad....
|
vxsri
Member
Registered: 27th Dec 04
Location: scotland
User status: Offline
|
my dad sits in front of his computer all day downloading porn and organising it into sections...
... and so do I.
lol
|
vxsri
Member
Registered: 27th Dec 04
Location: scotland
User status: Offline
|
i'm 19 and i slept with this incredibly hot but timid 17 year old, i was her first lover. and after we had sex, i made her feel guilty by saying that she had not satisfied me and the only way she could do that was by letting me do her in the ass. and she did. she was obviously not enjoyinging it but was too shy to say stop. i dont feel guilty
|
vxsri
Member
Registered: 27th Dec 04
Location: scotland
User status: Offline
|
I don't think most people are very intelligent. It's possible that I am in that group.
|
kinkycorsa
Member
Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
i slept with four different guys in one week. two of whick were unprotected. they both came inside me. one of them took me up the ass then went back to my fanny. hmm. hygenic. think i should get checked up.
what has this got to do with the confessions site Kinky?
 ummm eeerrrm
|
vxsri
Member
Registered: 27th Dec 04
Location: scotland
User status: Offline
|
my roommate is my best friend but i feel like bashing her head through the wall whenever she says stupid phrases that aren't funny at all.
you're not funny to anyone but you and your stupid boyfriend. shut the hell up before i make you.
|
vxsri
Member
Registered: 27th Dec 04
Location: scotland
User status: Offline
|
well done hagger!
best link i've seen in ages
|
Marc
Member
Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
User status: Offline
|
797256493 My names drew and ilove kolin 
|
