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Ojc
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Make love not war
Graham
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

Pugnut vs Yoyocorsa: Yoyo as PN would have three cars stolen, get bored with and p/x another five, then get stuck under his laminate flooring beforehand and so never reach the fight
Gizmo vs Gizmo: [Edited on 16/03/2005 by Ian]






i just had this image of pug nut stuck under the laminate floor

his new thread "how do i get out from under the laminate floorboards?"
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

Pugnut vs Yoyocorsa: Yoyo as PN would have three cars stolen, get bored with and p/x another five, then get stuck under his laminate flooring beforehand and so never reach the fight
Gizmo vs Gizmo: [Edited on 16/03/2005 by Ian]






i just had this image of pug nut stuck under the laminate floor

his new thread "how do i get out from under the laminate floorboards?"


Thats even funnier as it would mean he'd got trapped under them along with his computer

Plausible for pug nut, common sense need not apply
SetH
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PMFSL @ this thread

for the record i was also a doorman for 4 years.

how bout me and craig kick the fcuk out of all you lot
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
PMFSL @ this thread

for the record i was also a doorman for 4 years.

how bout me and craig kick the fcuk out of all you lot


I could take you
































OooooofSpiffing
SetH
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I`d bend you over and feed you some meat, i now youve been dying for it you little filth bag
Colin
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NASTY
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
PMFSL @ this thread

for the record i was also a doorman for 4 years.

how bout me and craig kick the fcuk out of all you lot


You'll note I didn't specify anyone bein a doorman in my reasons...
Lynny
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i would figh corsash
Red_SXi
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
You missed one though.

Painz vs RedSxi

I remember when those two were at each other's throats on the board - I personally don't know who would win.
Todds got bigger............. he must be eating more


Yeah i have, i'm 13stone now, been working out quite alot recently
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
i would figh corsash


I'd just put my hand on your forehead and hold you at arms length in a mocking fashion whilst you tried to hit me
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
i would figh corsash


I'd just put my hand on your forehead and hold you at arms length in a mocking fashion whilst you tried to hit me


id kick u in the nuts
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
i would figh corsash


I'd just put my hand on your forehead and hold you at arms length in a mocking fashion whilst you tried to hit me


id kick u in the nuts


Your stumpy little legs wouldn't reach
Lynny
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stumpy??
CorsAsh
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Stumpy like chicken drummers
Lynny
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no.
CorsAsh
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stumpy like that, see?
Lynny
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i wish i was a zebra
CorsAsh
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Not callin you a miniature zebra btw, don't take offence...
Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
i wish i was a zebra


you flippin hair resembles one
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
totally random thread here are the matches, decide an outcome.

Adam Kindness vs Vibrio
Seth vs CraigW
Jessy Isles vs Nirmod Jenkins
Oliver J Crowe vs Steve106gti
Pugnut vs Yoyocorsa
Gizmo vs Gizmo



why do I have to kick AK's ass


I'd like to see pugnut V's Joff
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
totally random thread here are the matches, decide an outcome.

Adam Kindness vs Vibrio
Seth vs CraigW
Jessy Isles vs Nirmod Jenkins
Oliver J Crowe vs Steve106gti
Pugnut vs Yoyocorsa
Gizmo vs Gizmo



why do I have to kick AK's ass


I'd like to see pugnut V's Joff


Joff punching himself?
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Adam Kindness vs Vibrio: AK tho Vibs would get good pics of him bein battered...
Seth vs CraigW: Prob CraigW as Seth would get distracted by some bird with her minge out
Jessy Isles vs Nirmod Jenkins: Short fight would be Nismo, tho if he went for too long, he'd catch fire and Cheesey would win
Oliver J Crowe vs Steve106gti: Take a guess...



Pugnut vs Yoyocorsa: Yoyo as PN would have three cars stolen, get bored with and p/x another five, then get stuck under his laminate flooring beforehand and so never reach the fight
Gizmo vs Gizmo: [Edited on 16/03/2005 by Ian]





Chessy might spin if it is wet
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Make love to my ass not war on joff's


sick
SteveW
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this is pretty funny shoot

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