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Charlene
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23rd Jan 05 at 01:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im going to bed now aswell Byeeee
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
whats red 12 inches long and hangs infrotn of an arsehole?

tony blairs tie

[Edited on 23-01-2005 by h18_oab]


<<<< awww, look, he likes that one
Colin.S
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Whats E.T. short for?

Because hes got little legs.
Skipz
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can i come charlene??
CorsAsh
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charlene
Drew
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ur on a roll tonite aint ya H18
Ren
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Im going to bed now aswell Byeeee


CorsAsh
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How did the US Army know that the latest suicide bomber didn't have dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders in the street...
Ren
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Skipz
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lol...

David beckham goes into training and Phil Neville asked what he got up to last night beckham replies "Well we went to a restraunt last night very posh you'd like it!" Phill replies "what was it called?" beckham say "whats the name of that train station....!" Phil reels of loads of Train stations in England finally he says Victoria and Davids eyes light up and says " yeah ask Victoria she knows!"

[Edited on 23-01-2005 by h18_oab]
CorsAsh
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Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
ur on a roll tonite aint ya H18


no I'm on a chair tonite drew
Drew
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Skipz
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Ren
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quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
lol...

David beckham goes into training and Phil Neville asked what he got up to last night beckham replies "Well we went to a restraunt last night very posh you'd like it!" Phill replies "what was it called?" beckham say "whats the name of that train station....!" Phil reelsloads of Train stations in England finally he says Victoria beckhams eyes light up and says " yeah ask Victoria she knows!"


i dont get that. some words are merged, and im kind of high on herbal tablets
Skipz
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