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quote:
Originally posted by smack
Firing potatoes across a river using a spud cannon at jippos
They were going mad but couldent do anything.


It's the water.

They can't get it on 'em.
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shooting cows with ball bearings out of a catapult, across the river. I also managed to chuck a small stone all the way across the river and hit a woman on the head walking her dog on the other side.


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You got to admit that was funny though
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S


a mate rode nose to tail over a whole street of cars on his bmx.






Does he have AIDS now Jules?

I hope so.
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Probably works in a bank.
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must have been about 10 at the time, me and a mate were on a roundabout and some seedy looking bloke came across and started taking pictures, he then asked us to take our shoes off so he could take a picture of us. My mate had a metal pole to hand and we were ready to go old skool on the fucker Cheeky queer looking cunt he was aswell

[Edited on 24-05-2007 by jake]
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom

Getting chased by a mad fella called 'purple ackey' who was a paedo scary



LMAO that has happened to me n a few m8s too
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i used to be daft as fuck a yeer ago. My stunts from last year include:

Taking out my mums kitted 1 series with a mate, (had just tured 15 at the time), Picked up 3 more of my mates, was driving like a complete twat, think i had 90 in a 20. Pulling handbrake turns and trying to drift it round corners. Ended up running over my mate infront of an audience of about 70 people. I did the off an got chased by a clio. Was flying down a country lane doin stupid speeds. Think i only had sidelights on. Remember seeing a 90 turn, realised i wasnt going to make the corner, slammed on the brakes, skidded off the road, stopped about 2 feet away from a tree. Im lucky i didnt kill myself or someone else that night. Hitting my mate wasnt my fault. He was creeping up on the car, was creeping up towards the front wing of the car when i was sitting in a space, Check the mirrors and it was clear to wheelspun out an heard a bang an saw someone fly over the bonnet, broke the guys leg. Got charged an that but i got away with it. Taught me a lesson aswell


2nd one: Used to be into graffiti, few of us decided to backjump a train. SO when it stopped at the station we would run down an paint it in the 30 seconds or so availibe.

We picked a station out in the middle of the country with no cameras etc. Mate parked his car down a wee track. We sat waiting for the train. It came and me an a pal ran down an started painting it. Looked round an noticed the other 3 of my mates werent there. Thought they might just have been too scared. Anyway the train rolled off and about 6 guys jumpted off the platform onto the tracks. I thought they were just normal people trying to be hero's, used to play rugby so i thought i would have a good chance of charging through them. So put my shoulder down an just ran. But before i knew what was happening i was face down on the tracks handcuffed with police kneeling on my back. My mates had seen the police on the platform backed out an shouted to us but we didnt hear them coz of the noise of the train. We all got arrested. I got charged on 8 counts of vandalism. They had a folder of cctv images of me doing stuff on trains but i had my face covered so they didnt have enuf evidence to prosecute.


3rd one: Was standing with a group of mates when about 5 big guys about 20 went past and said, "wtf are you wee pricks lookin at" chased them down to the lower level platforms an i battered one of them about with a metal can, broke this guys nose and jaw and got done for serious assualt

Im glad i dont act like such a bawbag anymore.
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark330d
i used to be daft as fuck a yeer ago. My stunts from last year include:

Taking out my mums kitted 1 series with a mate, (had just tured 15 at the time), Picked up 3 more of my mates, was driving like a complete twat, think i had 90 in a 20. Pulling handbrake turns and trying to drift it round corners. Ended up running over my mate infront of an audience of about 70 people. I did the off an got chased by a clio. Was flying down a country lane doin stupid speeds. Think i only had sidelights on. Remember seeing a 90 turn, realised i wasnt going to make the corner, slammed on the brakes, skidded off the road, stopped about 2 feet away from a tree. Im lucky i didnt kill myself or someone else that night. Hitting my mate wasnt my fault. He was creeping up on the car, was creeping up towards the front wing of the car when i was sitting in a space, Check the mirrors and it was clear to wheelspun out an heard a bang an saw someone fly over the bonnet, broke the guys leg. Got charged an that but i got away with it. Taught me a lesson aswell


2nd one: Used to be into graffiti, few of us decided to backjump a train. SO when it stopped at the station we would run down an paint it in the 30 seconds or so availibe.

We picked a station out in the middle of the country with no cameras etc. Mate parked his car down a wee track. We sat waiting for the train. It came and me an a pal ran down an started painting it. Looked round an noticed the other 3 of my mates werent there. Thought they might just have been too scared. Anyway the train rolled off and about 6 guys jumpted off the platform onto the tracks. I thought they were just normal people trying to be hero's, used to play rugby so i thought i would have a good chance of charging through them. So put my shoulder down an just ran. But before i knew what was happening i was face down on the tracks handcuffed with police kneeling on my back. My mates had seen the police on the platform backed out an shouted to us but we didnt hear them coz of the noise of the train. We all got arrested. I got charged on 8 counts of vandalism. They had a folder of cctv images of me doing stuff on trains but i had my face covered so they didnt have enuf evidence to prosecute.


3rd one: Was standing with a group of mates when about 5 big guys about 20 went past and said, "wtf are you wee pricks lookin at" chased them down to the lower level platforms an i battered one of them about with a metal can, broke this guys nose and jaw and got done for serious assualt

Im glad i dont act like such a bawbag anymore.


well seen yer fae glesga lol.
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Id write a list but i dont have enough time, me and gary off here used to cause chaos on a weekend
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not long ago nicked one of them 20p sweet machines and gaining a fiver and mini eggs!
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark330d
i used to be daft as fuck a yeer ago. My stunts from last year include:

Taking out my mums kitted 1 series with a mate, (had just tured 15 at the time), Picked up 3 more of my mates, was driving like a complete twat, think i had 90 in a 20. Pulling handbrake turns and trying to drift it round corners. Ended up running over my mate infront of an audience of about 70 people. I did the off an got chased by a clio. Was flying down a country lane doin stupid speeds. Think i only had sidelights on. Remember seeing a 90 turn, realised i wasnt going to make the corner, slammed on the brakes, skidded off the road, stopped about 2 feet away from a tree. Im lucky i didnt kill myself or someone else that night. Hitting my mate wasnt my fault. He was creeping up on the car, was creeping up towards the front wing of the car when i was sitting in a space, Check the mirrors and it was clear to wheelspun out an heard a bang an saw someone fly over the bonnet, broke the guys leg. Got charged an that but i got away with it. Taught me a lesson aswell


2nd one: Used to be into graffiti, few of us decided to backjump a train. SO when it stopped at the station we would run down an paint it in the 30 seconds or so availibe.

We picked a station out in the middle of the country with no cameras etc. Mate parked his car down a wee track. We sat waiting for the train. It came and me an a pal ran down an started painting it. Looked round an noticed the other 3 of my mates werent there. Thought they might just have been too scared. Anyway the train rolled off and about 6 guys jumpted off the platform onto the tracks. I thought they were just normal people trying to be hero's, used to play rugby so i thought i would have a good chance of charging through them. So put my shoulder down an just ran. But before i knew what was happening i was face down on the tracks handcuffed with police kneeling on my back. My mates had seen the police on the platform backed out an shouted to us but we didnt hear them coz of the noise of the train. We all got arrested. I got charged on 8 counts of vandalism. They had a folder of cctv images of me doing stuff on trains but i had my face covered so they didnt have enuf evidence to prosecute.


3rd one: Was standing with a group of mates when about 5 big guys about 20 went past and said, "wtf are you wee pricks lookin at" chased them down to the lower level platforms an i battered one of them about with a metal can, broke this guys nose and jaw and got done for serious assualt

Im glad i dont act like such a bawbag anymore.


you sound like a rite cunt
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Christ the amount of things I've done in my time

One of the funniest was me and my mate were just running about with a shopping trolley (as you do) and his wee bro came up and asked for a shot, so we took it to the top of a huge hill which led down towards goal posts (people from around here will know the goals down at the dam), and he hopped in unaware of what was going to happen. I took a long run and booted it with him in it and it went flying down the hill, it stopped pretty quickly though when it ramned into the post and he shot forward, smacking his head off of the post and knocking himself unconcious
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I used to go into town and to the entrance to a multi storey with a sainsburys near by. We used to nick the bread trollys and ride down the entrance ramp on them

Well, we did till the security guard chased us all over town and took my BMX
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standing behind a baseball bat and getting caught right in the face with it hurt like hell and had to have my eyebrow glued back together

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Stealing a canoe from our geography teacher's garage roof and using it in the school swimming pool at night

Turning my mate's shed round so he couldn't get into it OR his front door.

Stealing a flagpole, about 50 cones, some diversion signs and loads of roadworks barriers and blocking off every entrance to my village.

Erm, there's loads more like that, plus some that I won't go in to
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Oh, me and a friend of mine painted her sister's hamster bright pink, and it was pink until it died as it wouldn't wash out
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quote:
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Stealing a flagpole, about 50 cones, some diversion signs and loads of roadworks barriers and blocking off every entrance to my village.




I used to steal roadworks

But funny cos thats my job now
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This was only a couple of years ago, but being kicked out of school for pouring about a dozen packets of space raiders** into the swimming pool and watching them make a nice layer of gunk on top of it



**The crisps were stolen from the tuck cupboard
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin

Stealing a flagpole, about 50 cones, some diversion signs and loads of roadworks barriers and blocking off every entrance to my village.




I used to steal roadworks

But funny cos thats my job now


some little tossers did this to me last night had to dodge in and out of about 100 cones with a pissing double decker bus right up my arse
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
quote:
Originally posted by Robin

Stealing a flagpole, about 50 cones, some diversion signs and loads of roadworks barriers and blocking off every entrance to my village.




I used to steal roadworks

But funny cos thats my job now


some little tossers did this to me last night had to dodge in and out of about 100 cones with a pissing double decker bus right up my arse


Wont of been me but i bet it was funny to watch
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horrible for me, raised ironworks too
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Can't beat knock door run, or devils door knocking

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