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Craig W
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12th Aug 05 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have to jizm at least a few times a day now otherwise it's bad for my social life. I just get random semi's like walking down the fruit and veg aisle at Tesco's and all of a sudden i'll get half a lob on or when putting up my nans cupboards and i can see her size 22 purple frilly bloomers swaying on the washing line in the mid-evening brezze i'll get a twitch to tell me he's waking up etc.
Pablo
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12th Aug 05 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL!! U sound more and more like SetH
TNM
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12th Aug 05 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
I was pounding the mrs last night :d even had a sly tommy tank before she got home from work

Got the horn now...... someone pass the pot noodle horn i'm gonna blow the fucker


Is that why you didnt reply to my txt last night
Half Pint
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12th Aug 05 at 11:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yep I was going for it as nobody was home
TNM
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12th Aug 05 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
aww man i should have rang you!
mattwhite
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12th Aug 05 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl
Half Pint
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12th Aug 05 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
aww man i should have rang you!


I still would have left my wang in the mrs
TNM
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12th Aug 05 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Next time let me know and I will ring up and talk dirty to you and see what adele says
Jason Iles
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12th Aug 05 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On the hour, every hour if it wasn't for these damn colleagues in work
--Dave--
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12th Aug 05 at 12:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


i got 'half a lob on' now
Cybermonkey
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12th Aug 05 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have a lazy lob-on
vibrio
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12th Aug 05 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don;t I haven't gone longer than 5 day in the last 26 years without having an orgasim

[Edited on 12-08-2005 by vibrio]
--Dave--
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12th Aug 05 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I don;t I have gone longer than 5 day in the last 26 years without having an orgasim


yes we have seen your wife
Jason Iles
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12th Aug 05 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I don;t I have gone longer than 5 day in the last 26 years without having an orgasim


Talk dirty to me
Cybermonkey
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12th Aug 05 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
having an orgasim


Is that an addon for The Sims? OrgaSim?
stuartmitchell
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12th Aug 05 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I don;t I have gone longer than 5 day in the last 26 years without having an orgasim


yes we have seen your wife




2 weeks for me since my last ride, the dirty girl at work wants shagged in the cctv room on sunday night though so its looking up
mattwhite
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12th Aug 05 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics?
corsa5dr
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12th Aug 05 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This thread is ace

6 weeks without a shag, 1 day without a tommy tank. Coming out of a 2 and a half year relationship is a killer, need to spank the monkey all the time.
--Dave--
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12th Aug 05 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
last shag was wednesday night so thats..... 2 days. No doubt will be getting some spooning and missionary action tonight as well

Last tommy was Monday i believe will have to consult the journal
Martin
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12th Aug 05 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
having an orgasim


Is that an addon for The Sims? OrgaSim?


Corsa E-Tec
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12th Aug 05 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this threads funny, last bird i had was a while ago

but i jizzed yesterday
stuartmitchell
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12th Aug 05 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattwhite
pics?


might possibly be on cctv
CCA
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12th Aug 05 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Last had it on Wednesday
Longest ive gone without with my current bloke is about 4/5 days when he has been away.
Carly
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12th Aug 05 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You lot are animals
Especially you Kerry
CCA
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12th Aug 05 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How am i an animal?

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