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Nismo
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you must of had short term memory loss
Tracey
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who said that
Nismo
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where am i
Tracey
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do i know you
Nismo
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i have seen a boat
Tracey
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im gonna go shower and get wet


i had a dream i was on a carribbean cruise last night
was lovely-

will somebody plz make my dream come true
Nismo
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well if you have a bath and put lots of salt in it and splash the water around and close your eyes , you will be on a cruise.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey
im gonna go shower and get wet


i had a dream i was on a carribbean cruise last night
was lovely-

will somebody plz make my dream come true



ill take you
just gotta go the bank
how far will we get on er £200?

Tracey
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Errr.... lets find out


Yiiippppeeeeeeeee
Thoday
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quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey
my phone rang: Bens number (the ex)
but it wasnt Ben
was his flat mate Rob
called to tell me Bens been in a accident
he stabbed himself with some scissors
in the arse "LMAO"
and he's at the hospitol getting em removed

and ben wanted his mate to call me and tell me this

im like---
why the hell would i wanna know
was he expecting me to drive up to rub his bum better...???
i dont think so
PMSL


but thanx for the laugh anyway


he knew u were into bum sex so was ringing to see if u was interested?? isnt that the usual male thing
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
wow u had a date? ya didnt mention it anywhere


LMFAO!!!

@ this thread!!
Tracey
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sent me a text lastnight saying:

i take it your done with me- i havent heard from you all day- you havent been replying to me
ok- goodnight then lady


errrrrrmmmm.. he takes it that im done with him...
gee- what gave that away-
maybe the fact that i split up with him weeks ago.....
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Nath
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LET IT GO BENJAMIN! Have some self respect!
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You should have brought him ice skating and shoved and ice skate up his arse to give him a matching scare
Tracey
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^^^^
pmsl

but then i would have had to have seen him

got a text about an hour ago saying
You ok lady- was just thinking about you


i didnt reply. i have better people to "waste" my credit on

tonight i have been mostly txting Robbosri Darren and SammyAmmyAmtha
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Robbo
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NormSXi
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accidents are not funny, not fcuking funny at all...

Unless they're NOT in a car when they happen

[Edited on 08-12-2003 by NormSXi]
Tracey
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he's on the phone to me now!!!

omg- he's wanting to send me a pic of his scare


what is he on

im scared

anyone wanna beef him up for me
Robbo
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Tracey
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OMG OMG OMG

Ben just rang
i told him theres NO chance of us getting back 2gether
and that ive met somebody else that i REALLY like and i am happy
and he went into one about us only being apart 5 mins

i was like "5minutes" ermmm what- 3-4weeks now int it

he hung up on me


now im hoping he gets the hint
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Weird man
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey

now im hoping he gets the hint


Nath
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oh dear lord he is sad!

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