lostboy
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Her voice was very very annoying.
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jr
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Andy 
She loves the car that much she took it the Albanians to wash it with gritt.
Yeah I thought this aswell!! Theres no better way to express your feelings for your car than to let a back of wild eastern europeans wash it
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Fad
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and yo say im sad fad
Mate dunno what you are talking abot thats you in a few years
Model cars- Check
Car named Colin- Check
Diesel hack-Check
Halfway there mate
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jr
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Originally posted by Fad
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Originally posted by jr
and yo say im sad fad
Mate dunno what you are talking abot thats you in a few years
Model cars- Check
Car named Colin- Check
Diesel hack-Check
Halfway there mate
says the man, with a renault, on the renault site, looking for renault females to make baby french clutter with
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Fad
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I only came across it cos they were ripping it out of the Maganne club
Kind like here and Corsa C
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Fad
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Andy needs to get some abuse I feel
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Paul_J
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I can't decide whether I think she's fit or not...
If you think she's fit you really need to get out more
She past my strict check list:
female - Check
Got all limbs? - Check...
and ok we're done.
(joke) - I hadn't really watched it until now, earlier I had no sound on and was watching tv. Her voice is quite annoying and she does seem like a bit of a plank. Not that good looking either. But better than a wank i suppose.
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Ojc
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Shes not exactly ugly though is she? Has an interest in cars and is enthusiastic about it.
I'd have time for her.
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jr
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if i become a renault parts advisor reckon im in ?
i mean we'll see each other loads and she'll be in most weeks wont she with bits of trim and car falling off
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jr
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Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by Andrew
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Originally posted by Paul_J
I can't decide whether I think she's fit or not...
If you think she's fit you really need to get out more
She past my strict check list:
female - Check
Got all limbs? - Check...
she'll ignor you as someone that owns a hairdressers car, and go with a bloke with a megan coupe
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Fad
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I'm still cracking up over the cat called Renault and its been like four hours now
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jr
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im going to get a cat and call it citroen, and see which one falls apart first
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Fad
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Well once would get alapeicia and the other will have aids loose loose basically
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Ojc
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if i become a renault parts advisor reckon im in ?
i mean we'll see each other loads and she'll be in most weeks wont she with bits of trim and car falling off
Mate, she creamed her knickers when "Dan is behind me" so imagine when you supplied her with some new valve caps, she'd drop her kecks beg you to stick a roof rack up her anus.
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jr
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Originally posted by Ojc
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Originally posted by jr
if i become a renault parts advisor reckon im in ?
i mean we'll see each other loads and she'll be in most weeks wont she with bits of trim and car falling off
Mate, she creamed her knickers when "Dan is behind me" so imagine when you supplied her with some new valve caps, she'd drop her kecks beg you to stick a roof rack up her anus.
problem is, french roof rack = french plastic = hospital visit
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Colin
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Shes not exactly ugly though is she? Has an interest in cars and is enthusiastic about it.
I'd have time for her.
Id rather a girl that didnt have a clue about cars than one who thought pink transfers/dice & albanian car washes was a good thing.
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Ojc
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Shes not exactly ugly though is she? Has an interest in cars and is enthusiastic about it.
I'd have time for her.
Id rather a girl that didnt have a clue about cars than one who thought pink transfers/dice & albanian car washes was a good thing.
That my friend, is a damm good point. Maybe she needs someone to point her in the right direction, maybe the local Vauxhall garage to start with?
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I'd have time for her.
Me too Olly, although i'd have to insist she wear this:
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Fad
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Did you just make that image?
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jr
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no, there are alot of gimp related renault produts on the market, most of them clio shaped
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Ojc
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quote:
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I'd have time for her.
Me too Olly, although i'd have to insist she wear this:
You mean this really
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Fad
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Looking at the URL Allan just did make that for the purpose of this thread which in itsself is quite disturbing
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