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K17STY

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:33

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
I could explain turbo's, intercoolers and atmospheric densities if that would get you ladies going?

Carry on...........

JonnyJ

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:33

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
I could explain turbo's, intercoolers and atmospheric densities if that would get you ladies going?

It hasn't worked for Robin, it wont work for you kurt

Kurt

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:43

quote:
Originally posted by K17STY

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
I could explain turbo's, intercoolers and atmospheric densities if that would get you ladies going?

Carry on...........

so essentially a turbo is a round spinny thing.....

K17STY

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:44

thats where your problem is tbh.

Kurt

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:46

too technical? should i simplfy it?

a turbo is like a hairdryer blowing into the engine

CorsAsh

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:48

My car has a secondary turbo prespool so that when the charge release gate is opened to the Y-pipe there is a smooth transition from primary to secondary turbo operation on wide open throttle.

I also hav three throttle butterflies, but one is controlled by the ECU to remain shut until oil pressure and temperature is optimum, preventing damage to the engine from being run too cold.

Interesting stuff.

Kurt

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:49

Ash

*sniggers*

Lisa

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:49

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
My car has a secondary turbo prespool so that when the charge release gate is opened to the Y-pipe there is a smooth transition from primary to secondary turbo operation on wide open throttle.

I also hav three throttle butterflies, but one is controlled by the ECU to remain shut until oil pressure and temperature is optimum, preventing damage to the engine from being run too cold.

Interesting stuff.

do you have oily hands andoveralls.............lol

K17STY

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:50

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
My car has a secondary turbo prespool so that when the charge release gate is opened to the Y-pipe there is a smooth transition from primary to secondary turbo operation on wide open throttle.

I also hav three throttle butterflies, but one is controlled by the ECU to remain shut until oil pressure and temperature is optimum, preventing damage to the engine from being run too cold.

Interesting stuff.

And this is why you get to touch me

CorsAsh

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:50

That's my dirty talk

sand-eel

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:51

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

thought so

CorsAsh

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:51

quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
And this is why you get to touch me

Did I tell you it cost me £3 to get my rubber put back on today? Apparently it was a really tight fit. Had to cable tie it on in the end.

[Edited on 23-12-2008 by CorsAsh]

Kurt

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:51

CorsAsh

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:53

I might get my name changed to 0valver.

Kurt

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:54

Rotating Toblerone has a better ring to it

K17STY

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:54

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
That's my dirty talk

Straight in-line 6, triple lever carburettors, bolted to each other's body structures

CorsAsh

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:56

But how do you get around the shifter?

Wouldn't want to disrupt the synchro.... mesh.

sand-eel

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23rd Dec 08 at 00:58

nik

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23rd Dec 08 at 09:24

quote:
Originally posted by Wrighty

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

This is my selection...

lovely pair of decks

I certainly read that as decks and not pecks thats for sure

IvIarkgraham

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23rd Dec 08 at 09:33

2 pages and i havnt seen

there is no such thing as a perfect man

im suprised

Fad

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23rd Dec 08 at 09:37

What happend to Johnny Vegas Shelly

Hammer

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23rd Dec 08 at 10:07

I'd pump Mr Flowers tbh.

Shell

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23rd Dec 08 at 10:09

Gerard Butler. Yes, PLEASE.

I don't know how to put pictures

http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/99

[Edited on 23-12-2008 by Shelley]

[Edited on 23-12-2008 by Shelley]

Sam

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23rd Dec 08 at 10:49

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
one to make the girls moist

FPMSL

Shelly

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23rd Dec 08 at 11:16

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
2 pages and i havnt seen

there is no such thing as a perfect man

im suprised

read my first post

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