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sam-smith
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18th Dec 08 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ill post it
Theham85
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18th Dec 08 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whay have santa and Michael jackson got in common?

They both empty their sacks in childrens bedrooms
Shell
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18th Dec 08 at 13:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Wrap that patter or this evenings headlines will be your chibbing "

Every fucking time

Your joke however....
Haimsey
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18th Dec 08 at 13:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
"Wrap that patter or this evenings headlines will be your chibbing "


Ive read that three times and once backwards and still dont know wtf is says

Marcy Marc

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Matt L
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18th Dec 08 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
marc have you read it upside down? may make more sense then but i agree with you tbh.

[Edited on 18-12-2008 by Matt L]
Shell
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18th Dec 08 at 13:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"stop your nonesense or this evenings news headlines will be central to the beating you are about to receive"

[Edited on 18-12-2008 by Shelley]
Eck
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18th Dec 08 at 13:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
However, the beating would normally be with a blunt weapon. Hence "Chibbing", lewd.
Haimsey
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18th Dec 08 at 14:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How obvious..............

Bloody foreigners.

Marcy Marc

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Shell
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Isnt a chib one of those locks you put on your door?
Matt L
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18th Dec 08 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this joke which is too bad to post is it something to do with xmas lights and how they are chained together ??
JohnnyR
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18th Dec 08 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1 search of Google with those phrases is enough
Graham88
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u2u
Jake
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18th Dec 08 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
Isnt a chib one of those locks you put on your door?


chubb
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18th Dec 08 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
Isnt a chib one of those locks you put on your door?


chubb



bit harsh, she aint that big

Theham85
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18th Dec 08 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
How obvious..............

Bloody foreigners.



You Racist cludgie
CorsAsh
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18th Dec 08 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RossyB
I cant wait to see the mother in laws face when she opens her present this year, its a woolworths gift voucher.

For the entire company?
andy1868
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18th Dec 08 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not that bad really, its only closing on the 5th january. she'll get more for her money at woolworths

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