Tommy L
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Deano mate, WTF
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deano87
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Haimsey
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Deano gets his point across 
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Ben-B
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quote: Originally posted by Haimsey
Deano gets his point across
he has a point?
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sand-eel
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quote: Originally posted by deano87
quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
i get the pics of the grass and shit, but whats the astra etc for?
Clearly only ever read picture books - there is writing to go with it I was building suspense, making it an occasion, giving it some depth etc etc laa laa.
[Edited on 10-12-2008 by deano87]
still don't get it 
why is there pics of 2 cars not on grass
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deano87
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
quote: Originally posted by deano87
quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
i get the pics of the grass and shit, but whats the astra etc for?
Clearly only ever read picture books - there is writing to go with it I was building suspense, making it an occasion, giving it some depth etc etc laa laa.
[Edited on 10-12-2008 by deano87]
still don't get it 
why is there pics of 2 cars not on grass
Get away. Now. Go on. Leave.
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Haimsey
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quote: Originally posted by Br.ANDO
quote: Originally posted by Haimsey
Deano gets his point across
he has a point?
Yeah of course.
Could you not see all of the clearly labelled exhibits? 
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deano87
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quote: Originally posted by Haimsey
Deano gets his point across
 
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sand-eel
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quote: Originally posted by deano87
quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
quote: Originally posted by deano87
quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
i get the pics of the grass and shit, but whats the astra etc for?
Clearly only ever read picture books - there is writing to go with it I was building suspense, making it an occasion, giving it some depth etc etc laa laa.
[Edited on 10-12-2008 by deano87]
still don't get it 
why is there pics of 2 cars not on grass
Get away. Now. Go on. Leave.
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deano87
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Ash_EP3
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Deano - I respect your attitude, it's wrong but I respect it non the less
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CorsAsh
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Did Total Vauxhall also say that quoting MPG anecdotes gets you laid? 
[Edited on 10-12-2008 by CorsAsh]
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willay
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this thread needs more MPG digs towards deano
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Ste
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quote: Originally posted by Jakey
quote: Originally posted by deano87
Then what did you say to me at Trax? "How's the MPG Deano?! 

I can't remember, probably something about the dodgy premium burgers  
[Edited on 10-12-2008 by Jakey]
Jakey, that is you not getting any burgers ever again. 
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Jakey
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Im joking, there where good!
Besides, i want you to help me make 130+ bhp with £20
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deano87
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quote: Originally posted by Jakey
Besides, i want you to help me make 130+ bhp with £20
Don't eat as many burgers. Save weight
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pow
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Jakey if you can make that 306 beat my Ibiza with £20, I'll give you the Ibiza.
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Haimsey
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Daimo B
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quote: Originally posted by deano87

I've also concluded I need to get out more
Yes
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Joe
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This thread is officially lame.
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Chris F
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I feel proud knowing it was me that you first told this too
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Jakey
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quote: Originally posted by pow
Jakey if you can make that 306 beat my Ibiza with £20, I'll give you the Ibiza.
Copied from my new car thread 2 weeks ago.
quote: Originally posted by Ste W
The 306 Dturbo has passive rear steering. so as the trailing up goes up, it turns it in. As yours has been lowered on the rear, the tracking will be completely out, totally fucking up your handling. Get it back up to standard. It is easy as. just need to pull the trailing arm out of the torsion bar and reset it at the right height. And do the front to match so it doesn't look dragster. Lowering a 306 is the worst possible thing you can do. A nice mod for these is an intercooler water spray. just get the pipe and nozles from B&Q garden centre and a washer pump from an old escort fits in the gap behind the battery. Have a switch on the dash to turn it on when you need a bit of extra power in the summer. On a rolling road i had 5 bhp from this mod and more if you put icecubes in too!! If you have increased the boost then also increase the fuel, look if your fuel pump has a black plastic cap on the front, you will need a long screwdriver and hammer to tap it undone as it is an anti tamper cap designed to stop you getting in. you will need to replace it after or a citroen XUD9 (Same engine) has a metal cap on the pump that is a better replacement as it will come off and on easier. remove the plastic cap off the front of the pump, with engine in gear roll the car forward to turn the engine until you see and allen key head line up behind the little hole inside. Turn this to increase or decrease the fuel. Only a quarter turn though!! And a de-cat pipe makes the world of difference. They are 90bhp standard, mine was pushing 126bhp with these mods, total cost less than £20.
[Edited on 02-12-2008 by Ste W]
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deano87
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quote: Originally posted by CorsaCF
I feel proud knowing it was me that you first told this too
Do you also feel proud you're one of the ones that keeps going on about it?! PLUS I didn't actually tell you, you overhead me talking to myself and/or the missus.
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Chris F
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quote: Originally posted by deano87
quote: Originally posted by CorsaCF
I feel proud knowing it was me that you first told this too
Do you also feel proud you're one of the ones that keeps going on about it?! PLUS I didn't actually tell you, you overhead me talking to myself and/or the missus.
alright grocho
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