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Ste
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Stop being a wuss and kill the vermin. A .22 to the face will kill him instantly, can't get more humane than that. Or you could be really cruel and catch it alive then put it outside where he will slowly starve and freeze to death causing great suffering.


I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Nah seriously now, if its in your room and out and about, can't you like shoo it out with your limp wrist?


Well it's a bit smarter than I thought, I put chocolate in this hummaine trap and it's managed to get it out with setting it off.
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Stop being a wuss and kill the vermin. A .22 to the face will kill him instantly, can't get more humane than that. Or you could be really cruel and catch it alive then put it outside where he will slowly starve and freeze to death causing great suffering.


or he could just be a big gayer and prance around his room shrieking
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I put chocolate in this hummaine trap and it's managed to get it out with setting it off.
That's right, Trade Descriptions Act states that in order to be classified as humane it mustn't catch the mouse. I assume you read the instructions?
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Get the dyson out
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Originally posted by strick206
Nah seriously now, if its in your room and out and about, can't you like shoo it out with your limp wrist?

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Is it one of those really humane ones where the chocolate isn't actually on the mouse trap
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Originally posted by Ian
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Originally posted by DJMartin07
I put chocolate in this hummaine trap and it's managed to get it out with setting it off.
That's right, Trade Descriptions Act states that in order to be classified as humane it mustn't catch the mouse. I assume you read the instructions?


Please tell me that's not serious
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Originally posted by John
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Originally posted by Ian
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Originally posted by DJMartin07
I put chocolate in this hummaine trap and it's managed to get it out with setting it off.
That's right, Trade Descriptions Act states that in order to be classified as humane it mustn't catch the mouse. I assume you read the instructions?


Please tell me that's not serious


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TBH Ian, i'm fed up with all these idiots on this site, as they seem to never be able to answer a simple question, they just call you gay cos I don't want to kill a mouse, well how would they imaging it if we we're the mouse and we get stomped on my them.
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Originally posted by DJMartin07
TBH Ian, i'm fed up with all these idiots on this site, as they seem to never be able to answer a simple question, they just call you gay cos I don't want to kill a mouse, well how would they imaging it if we we're the mouse and we get stomped on my them.


Mate listen, it's trespassing, game over

I'm sure if i was in a lion or a tigers territory, it wouldn't search for a big box to put me in and then escort me to the door, it would bite my fucking balls off
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I had this dilema a while back. Cat brought a mouse in, it was about 1 o'clock in the morning. I knew if me mum was down first and saw it she'd scream the house down so 3 1/2 hours later I managed to get the little shithouse. I was thinking of leaving it to my cats but the one that'd brought it in was usueless when there was a few obstacles and the other one was scared of it

It deserved to die but I ust chucked it in the wheelie bin, that was the last I saw of it, whether it survived or not I don't know. I just wanted to get to bed so once I'd caught it I left the telly on the sofa and all the cusions etc. all over the floor and went off to bed cos it was 4.30

Cat got a right bollocking too
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TBH Ian, i'm fed up with all these idiots on this site, as they seem to never be able to answer a simple question, they just call you gay cos I don't want to kill a mouse, well how would they imaging it if we we're the mouse and we get stomped on my them.

if you dont like corsasport....
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you need the trap o matic

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I don't want to take it out side as it's almost freezing outside.


It's a fucking mouse not an abondoned child.

Also made me think of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS0fXQN6zrI&feature=related
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Maybe it has a name?

Try calling its name and surely it'll come to you?
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Originally posted by DJMartin07
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Originally posted by Necromancer
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Originally posted by strick206
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Originally posted by DJMartin07
I'm gay, ok.






Shut up Pedo!!!


You clearly don't know what one of them is.
Grow the fuck up
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Name it stewart





[Edited on 30-10-2008 by John G]
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ohhh josh just leave it, its not going to hurt you. If its causing you that much stress is it really worth bothering? leave the window open with some chocolate on it or something
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I would seriously consider moving out. Its obvious you aren't welcome anymore as a mouse has taken your place.
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I would seriously consider moving out. Its obvious you aren't welcome anymore as a mouse has taken your place.


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quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
I would seriously consider moving out. Its obvious you aren't welcome anymore as a mouse has taken your place.



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TBH Ian, i'm fed up with all these idiots on this site, as they seem to never be able to answer a simple question, they just call you gay cos I don't want to kill a mouse, well how would they imaging it if we we're the mouse and we get stomped on my them.

if you dont like corsasport....


I like CS, as there are decent people on it, but then there's the twats like you, that never say anything nice, you just slag off over users.
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Originally posted by DJMartin07
quote:
Originally posted by Hamish
quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
TBH Ian, i'm fed up with all these idiots on this site, as they seem to never be able to answer a simple question, they just call you gay cos I don't want to kill a mouse, well how would they imaging it if we we're the mouse and we get stomped on my them.

if you dont like corsasport....


I like CS, as there are decent people on it, but then there's the twats like you, that never say anything nice, you just slag off over users.

. Its called banter

[Edited on 30-10-2008 by Hamish]
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want to borrow my dog:


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