mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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no
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jonnysri
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Leeds (Ilkley)
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sangree: and what about electricity
bear: yeah, they do our washing n cleaning and sleep by the bottom of the bed
sangree: i have electricity my dad is one of the richest men in the country
bear: we have that too, or my hamster has taken the day off for creating my electricity
bear: nice, fancy sending me some money
sangree: nah we need it for slaves and electricity
sangree: and bananas
bear: ah a trade
bear: what can u offer me?
bear: besides sexual favours
sangree: i can offer u bryndzové halušky if you want
bear: whats that ?
sangree: it means "shut the fuck up you faggot" in uzbek
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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shep that wasnt me, Im GodCosmo 
Best thing is getting a stranger then persuading them you are someone else they know, then ruining their relationship forever!!
GodCosmo: amelie is that you?
amelie: umm hi lol wjho is thiis/
amelie: ?
GodCosmo: its me divvy
amelie: divvy?
GodCosmo: no, you're a divvy for not knowing who I am
amelie: lol who is this/
amelie: brian/
amelie: ?
GodCosmo: Good guess, lol
amelie: lol is tat u??
amelie: that
GodCosmo: yes, lol
amelie: y is ur name GodCosmo lol???
GodCosmo: wanted to confuse you, and it worked lol
amelie: lol! ur so mean 
amelie: lol
GodCosmo: sorry, couldnt resist it!!
amelie: but u maed me laff
amelie: lol
GodCosmo: I always do
amelie: lol tru
GodCosmo: you always make me hard
amelie: laff hard?
amelie: lol
GodCosmo: no, my cock hard
amelie: umm
amelie: i dont no if i shold talk to u now
GodCosmo: its a compliment, you're good looking. Ive wanted to tell you for ages
amelie: but uv nevr seen me
amelie: is this rly brian???
GodCosmo: I know what you look like though
amelie: how??? lol
GodCosmo: youve said\
amelie: i told u i had no pics on the internet
amelie: no i didnt
amelie: ur not brian
GodCosmo: yeah but you've told me
amelie: i never told u
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FAZ
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Registered: 24th Nov 07
Location: Coventry
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
shep that wasnt me, Im GodCosmo
Best thing is getting a stranger then persuading them you are someone else they know, then ruining their relationship forever!!
not very nice is it 
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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Cosmo
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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Mustafa: Talk to me
AIDS: HEY
AIDS: ARE YOU A CHICK
Mustafa: you ok? apart from the AIDS?
AIDS: I DONT HAVE AIDS
Mustafa: yeah I am
AIDS: I JUST MADE THIS NAME FOR THE LULZ
AIDS: OK
AIDS: WANNA FUCK?
Mustafa: im a fitteh
Mustafa: yes... yes I do
AIDS: OK
Mustafa: your place?
AIDS: I TAKE OFF MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
AIDS: AND REVEAL MY GIANT PENIS
Mustafa: you shit in my hand....
AIDS: NO
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
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Im Mustafa
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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mustafa? i just tried talking to you but it kept disconnecting
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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lol who are you Andy?
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AdzJohnson
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Registered: 12th Feb 07
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got sum cunt of here who shit them selves and ended the chat!!!
rog: hi
CorsaSMK: FUCK YOU
CorsaSMK: FUCKING STUPID CINT
CorsaSMK: FUCKING DONT HI ME
rog: www.corsasport.co.uk knows who u r
CorsaSMK: YOU FUCKING SPUNK HEAD
rog: this is ian the admin
CorsaSMK: WTF R U TALKING ABOUT
rog: im gonna ban u
CorsaSMK: WTF FUCKING COCK
CorsaSMK: DFJFJDFKS;
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FAZ
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Registered: 24th Nov 07
Location: Coventry
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
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I had the Cosmo Imposter
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K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
Location: West Lothian
User status: Offline
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Me too, your chat sucks ass some of you
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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quote:
Originally posted by FAZ
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
shep that wasnt me, Im GodCosmo
Best thing is getting a stranger then persuading them you are someone else they know, then ruining their relationship forever!!
not very nice is it
He was trying to be funny, not nice, afaik.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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i love the internet
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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Just had a nice chat with Jessica who told me to find out what a black man tastes like. And someone called Aids who I best not post the chat log to on here
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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lisa has big boobs
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Luke
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Registered: 9th Dec 05
Location: Oxford Drives:Corsa B C20LET
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i was the cosmo imposter
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
User status: Offline
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NewFag is which one of yous?
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
User status: Offline
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WantAids: aids
AIDS: WHAT THE FUCK
WantAids: hello my fellow disease
AIDS: EVERY SINCE I MADE THIS NAME
AIDS: SOME DUMB NIGGER HAS MADE THE NAME AIDS TO
AIDS: GTFO WITH YOUR FAIL
WantAids: I havent even seen you before you dumb shit
AIDS: BECAUSE IM THE REAL AIDS
WantAids: like the real slim shady?
AIDS: YOUR THE DUMB SHIT YOU....YOU......DOUBLE NIGGER
WantAids: Im white, Im not even a half nigger
AIDS: STATE THE OBVIOUS
AIDS: ONLY A WHITE KID WOULD LIKE EMINEM
WantAids: Im possibly 1/4 as my mums family is from scotland
AIDS: WELL GOOD FOR YOU
WantAids: does that make me 1/4 nigger?
AIDS: THAT MAKES YOU 1/4 SCOTTISH YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER
WantAids: oh.
AIDS: YOUR NOT EVEN 1 PERCENT NIGGER
AIDS: BECAUSE U LIKE EMINEM
WantAids: What about having a load of them working in our fields, does that make me 1/4 nigger?
AIDS: NO
WantAids: oh, I think it does
AIDS: WELL IT DOESNT
AIDS: BUT HEY IF YOU WANNA BE 1/4 OF A RETARD THEN GO AHEAD
WantAids: Ive done the maths and it does. For every 10 niggers I have picking cotton in my fields Im a 1/4 nigger myself
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Who is Whittie?
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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I obviously had someone from CS
lil_duke: Oooo moura
Moura: hello there duke
lil_duke: gimme mora of moura
lil_duke: hi
Moura: how was the eye swap? all go well?
lil_duke: no we lost one under the bed
lil_duke: bit dusty but nothing a quick bathe couldn't sort out
Moura: oh holy crap the dredded bed
lil_duke: Yep sure was, think I got a toe nail in it as well 
lil_duke: scatched me
Moura: this is poor, a very poor standard
lil_duke: scratched even
lil_duke: NHS is poor tbh, bloody swap was done on the cheap
Moura: put a plaster on it
lil_duke: think they give me two lefts
Moura: you maybe like the lynx guy
lil_duke: fuck yeah, he gets all the girls
lil_duke: froggy looking bastard is kinda hot
lil_duke: he's like an english david moyes
Moura: right duke im gunna go fuck the old eyes up and get sum chix
Moura: bye mate
lil_duke: see you later old chap
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
User status: Offline
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Im the new cosmo imposter
Cosmo: Faggot
Newfag: sup /b/
Newfag: NIGGER
Cosmo: harsh man
Cosmo: harsh
Newfag: I accidentaly
Newfag: a whole NIGGER
Cosmo: Dictionary?
Newfag: Dic
Newfag: k
Cosmo: muhaha
Cosmo: black faced fuck
Newfag: NIG NIG NIG
Newfag: I bet you have AIDS
Cosmo: Nig nog golly wog gice the fag a BONEr
Newfag: do you have any CP?
Cosmo: Condomonal Protection yes
Newfag:
Newfag:
Newfag: NEWFAGS CANT BLANKPOST
Cosmo: gay
Cosmo: flood
Cosmo: flood
Cosmo: flood
Cosmo: flood
Cosmo: gaynerd
Newfag: http://img.4chan.org/b/
Newfag: http://img.4chan.org/b/
Newfag: http://img.4chan.org/b/
Newfag: http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http://img.4chan.org/b/http:
Cosmo: 4chingchongchinamen
Cosmo: yellow men, who makes da chips and gravy davy
Cosmo: did you dads condom split? or were you a failed abortion?
Cosmo: or did your mother take advantage of a wet dream?
Newfag: I am a robot
Cosmo: cool, if I piss on you you'll die, yes?
Newfag: I am the NIGbot9000
Newfag: I can calculate over 9000 thoughts per second
Cosmo: Nigbot9000 sounds cool
Newfag: I eat babies
Cosmo: painted with the finest black hammerite known to man?
Newfag: no I am not painted
Cosmo: I have some babies for you to eat....
Newfag: I was too busy eating babies
Cosmo: Just dropped the kids off at the pool
Newfag: Did you kidnap some kids while you were there?
Cosmo: No, no kids to kidnap unfortunately
Cosmo: your starting to bore me
Cosmo: iz ur rAmZ low?
Newfag: dude
Newfag: we are from 4chan
Newfag: trolling ur base
Newfag: tits or GTFO
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
User status: Offline
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kami: damn. i lost
kami: fine, you win the staring contest
Boabie: Is your name short for kami flange?
kami: wat?
kami: no
kami: the fuck is kami flange?
Boabie: whats it short for then?
kami: its not short for anything
kami: its the japanese word for god
Boabie: are you fucking retarded?
kami: or, you might say its short for my gaming name...
kami: why would i be retarded
Boabie: did your mum tell you you look like a japanese god?
kami: ehm no... it came from my gaming name...
kami: kamikazechicken
Boabie: what a stupid name
kami: then i found out what kami meant. and started using it
kami: thanks
Boabie: i bet you thought you were cool as well
kami: i like it
Boabie: thats not what matters, its about street cred
Boabie: kids can be so cruel these days
kami: yeah, i just gota raped
kami: twice
kami: feels good man
Boabie: once bitten twice shy
kami: excuse me?
Boabie: did you consent to these rapings?
kami: well, if i consent to them then its not rape
Boabie: have you not heard he new craze sweeping the nation
Boabie: consentual rape
Boabie: you shout surprise then its a big joke
Boabie: har dee har har
kami: ahh fuck you... now i have that fucking christmas song running in my head
Boabie: all i want for christmas is ass raped?
kami: nah, the one where they say "i keep my distance, but you still catch my eeeyeee"
kami: last christmas
kami: thats the name
kami: i think
Boabie: why would consentual rape remind you of a Wham song?
Boabie: you've lost me suicidal turkey
kami: because of what you said
Boabie: oh right i remember now
kami: "once bitten twice shy"
Boabie: last christmas i gave you my fart but the very next day you gave it away
kami: how rude
Boabie: this year to save me from tears ill give it to someone special
kami: yeah, thats the one
Boabie: have you ever farted under the covers and made a younger relative sniff it?
kami: HAHA
kami: no
Boabie: DON'T
Boabie: the results are conclusive
Boabie: they usually baulk
kami: sweet
Boabie: depending on what you've ate that day they may even spew
Boabie: once they're over the initial shock however it kinds grows on them
kami: niiiice
kami: if i had younger siplings i would SO try that
Boabie: you sick fuck, i was only joking
Boabie: it's been good talking to you mate
Boabie: my parole officer said i should really branch out more
kami: i will eat your heart
Boabie: god bless Xxx
Some proper weirdo's on there, possibly all from here
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