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Lawrah
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What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.
Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.


You think I was born yesterday?
I'm a little too old to fall into the "hormone charged" category my dear, I was trying to drum up some buisness for you!
I'm sure some 17/18 year old who fancys their chances will be along soon enough

Enjoy your night at work!
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I'm still waiting for Lawrah and Phi to come round to mine for my birthday treet
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Odd birthday request Stevie Wonder - 50% nice 50% attention whore - but whatever floats ones boat!
Hammer
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I wish Jules and L would stop flirting and get it on tbh.
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I wish Jules and L would stop flirting and get it on tbh.


I hope the L stands for Little_duke
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Originally posted by DC90
I've done 69.


I'm a comical genius, i'm here all week.


Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Matt still has all 64

shh its my birthday tomorrow so hopefully i can atleast tick 1 off the list



Masturbation isn't a Karms Sutra position.

Sorry couldn't resist.


oh FFS looks like i wont be ticking it off after all then

dc90: i laughed
Superlite Ltd.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.




i beg to differ
Jules
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You would but I bet a she's one of them clingy types
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.




i beg to differ



Who cares if shes desperate or not? She has a nice arse and I now have wanking material for tonight.

Cheers
sand-eel
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.


fatal mistake....
Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.


fatal mistake....


You've lost me!
sand-eel
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it means there is still some desperateness there
_Allan_
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Sand-eel and Jules up a tree
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A B O U T TO K I L L A L L A N
Lawrah
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If youve got it flaunt it... Im chuffed with that photo
Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
If youve got it flaunt it... Im chuffed with that photo


Why? Because it doesn't show your face?





















Jk

I'm off to work

Toodles!
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.




i beg to differ


nice arse
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
What, you really think im serious ? Jules dear, im not even that desperate.


i beg to differ


It wouldn't surprise me if you've got that picture blown up above your bed mate, you've a cheek to call anyone desperate with the amount of perverted comments you come away with
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
Felt well impressed (especialy comsidering she's the only bird ive been with )


The amount of guys you've been with is in triple digits though.
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where did superlite get that pic anyway.........i think you have a stalker
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How can you poke someone in 64 different ways. All I can think of is in the mouth, in the pooper and in the vag.
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ed my friend if you remove the eyes there is two more places, the nose easily widens and the ears can be popular. I find excessive force and Ketamine helps
ed
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How about an incision from a recent kidney operation?

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