Robbo
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When I used to play in goal for local side as a kid that happened plenty of times 
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Tom
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Never had that myself, sounds painful. I hate how some bits of your balls are more sensitive than others though and you can knock them without even noticing and get that stomach cramp thing and sometimes I can take a footy to that area and it don't hurt 
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nik
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I lost a ball earlier, wondered where it went had a feel and thought I had two penises for a moment then the sad reality hit me that in fact mr right ball went for a hive five with my cock Imagine shagging two women at once!
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Mad Moe
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Could be a Varicocele which is an inflamation of the small veins in your scrotum which give a dull ache in your groin area. Normally they are harmeless however if they become more frequent they can start to cause problems with fertility
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Ash_EP3
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Twisted balls is extremely serious, and can be quite common - I remember hurting my groin area once and I couldn't walk properly 
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Corsa_Scotty
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I get cramp in my balls sometimes when i run ever since someone accidentally stood on my balls during a game of rugby and its happened ever since
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Shelly
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don't know if it's any help but this might be useful for you boys
http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/video/how-to-check-yourself/how-to-check-your-testicles/
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chloe16v
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Originally posted by C2RL R
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Originally posted by Robbo
No i dont think so mate, occasionally seem to lose one which always feels weird lol
glad its not just me!
i shit it the other day when one went missing!
my fellas always go up inside him when we have sex, first guy i knew that has done it,
does anyone know why it happens?
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James
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Originally posted by cb87
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Originally posted by C2RL R
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Originally posted by Robbo
No i dont think so mate, occasionally seem to lose one which always feels weird lol
glad its not just me!
i shit it the other day when one went missing!
my fellas always go up inside him when we have sex, first guy i knew that has done it,
does anyone know why it happens?
Perhaps they are just shit scared of your fanny? 
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chloe16v
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they didn't know my fanny when he was 17
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col
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by Cosmo
I was playing footy once and a guy on the other team had loose boxers on. He went in for a tackle, his boxers got caught around the other guys studs and somehow got his bollocks all twisted up. Had to go the hospital
I remember my mate telling me after he scored for his sunday league team, he jumped up on to the goal post as celebration only for him to slide down the post and slit open his nut sack - and by slit, i mean a 3/4" gash. Leaving him running down the pitch to his coach, pissing blood down his shorts and legs, whilst cupping his bollocks to stop them falling out (he did say at one point, he had one dangling in between his figures). I never laughed so hard in my life when he told me that
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K2 GTi
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I get the same mate, thought it was just me.............. wouldn't worry, one thing you get with having a big schlong
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nik
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Originally posted by col
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by Cosmo
I was playing footy once and a guy on the other team had loose boxers on. He went in for a tackle, his boxers got caught around the other guys studs and somehow got his bollocks all twisted up. Had to go the hospital
I remember my mate telling me after he scored for his sunday league team, he jumped up on to the goal post as celebration only for him to slide down the post and slit open his nut sack - and by slit, i mean a 3/4" gash. Leaving him running down the pitch to his coach, pissing blood down his shorts and legs, whilst cupping his bollocks to stop them falling out (he did say at one point, he had one dangling in between his figures). I never laughed so hard in my life when he told me that
Don't want your gonads spilling onto the pitch otherwise some cunt might think it's a game of rugby!
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Daimo B
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Originally posted by S214_UPP
Twisted balls is extremely serious, and can be quite common - I remember hurting my groin area once and I couldn't walk properly
Aye, had it a few times, really not nice for a bloke, it almost makes me paralysed due to the pain. Very slight, slow movements, slowly untwist, and prey they swing back into position
Nasty thing twisted balls, got tot be really carefull with it too.
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eddiewhiteley
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my best mate had "twisted balls" when he was ypounger, he had to have an operation. still take the piss out of him for it now and it was about 15 years ago
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AdZ9
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glad i'm not the only sufferer, it only happens once a month really not even that recently, maybe need to stop wearing such tight pants, let them hang loose a bit!
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Daimo B
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Had it from just sitting on the bloody sofa and moving my legs. It doesn't take much to happen.
Not had it in months though. Only very rarley get it, bu never NEVER like it
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AdZ9
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Originally posted by VXR
Had it from just sitting on the bloody sofa and moving my legs. It doesn't take much to happen.
Not had it in months though. Only very rarley get it, bu never NEVER like it
Think mine was because tight pants and sitting down all day at work, when i got up it felt like my ball was being with with a baseball bat (not that i know how that feels!)
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RyanSxi
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reading this is making me cringe
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Superlite Ltd.
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Originally posted by Shelly
don't know if it's any help but this might be useful for you boys
http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/video/how-to-check-yourself/how-to-check-your-testicles/
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
work warning
he gets hes knackers out!
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Shelly
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I think the url name explains itself!
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andy1868
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hey everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown
In Loving Memory of Isaac Hayes
[Edited on 12-08-2008 by andy1868]
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toni88
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Originally posted by K2 GTi
I get the same mate, thought it was just me.............. wouldn't worry, one thing you get with having a big schlong
Dont kid ya self 
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Superlite Ltd.
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Originally posted by Shelly
I think the url name explains itself!
breast cancer check one is much better 
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BYRON
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Originally posted by Cosmo
I was caught a goalie full smack in the balls, was one on one and he came flying out. Thought Id get there first and swung at it only for him to sweep it away and take the full force between his legs
Never heard a guy scream so much in my whole life!
fpmsl
Reminds me of when a friend came across a motorcycle accident. Being first on the scene, he asked the rider if he could do anything for him...teh rider asked him to clench his nuts as hard as he could  So he did.
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