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eddiewhiteley
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16th Jun 08 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i also got attacked by a massive st bernard when i was about four, it just came charging down the pavement and jumped on me, knocked me unconcious, three days in the hospital for me, and one life ending injection for said dog
Ian W
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16th Jun 08 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
i broke all 4 fingers on my hand cos a child at nursery ran over my fingers with a scooter

got poked in the eye with a compass

stuffed teddy bear foam up my nose

got hit round the head with a cricket bat by my brother

fell off a swing in my back garden and cracked my head open

brother pushed me over on the ice on the high street and broke my arm

broke my nose when iwas at my friends house when i was about 10, we were having sleeping bag fights and had them on the wrong way, got pushed over, couldnt put my arms out to stop myself, headbutted the floor and broke my nose



Compass in the eye
Marc
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16th Jun 08 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fell out of a tree and cut my chin open

Was pushing someone on a trike which was broken, he lent back and got my hands caught between the frame work. I have scars on every finger now!

My brother pushed me in to a door and cut my head open.

Fell off my bike at 15 breaking my wrist.

Most of my accidents have happened in adult life!
John
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16th Jun 08 at 11:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fell off a wall in school, broke my arm.
Fell down stairs on a warship we were visiting, broke my arm.
Fell off a swing while trying to wrap it round the bars, can't remember what you call that broke my arm.
Jumped off a fence in school, broke my arm.
Phi
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16th Jun 08 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i got a biro pen lid stuck up my nose... god knows what i was doing!
johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
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16th Jun 08 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Same arm 4 times John?
loubielou
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16th Jun 08 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ian W
quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
i broke all 4 fingers on my hand cos a child at nursery ran over my fingers with a scooter

got poked in the eye with a compass

stuffed teddy bear foam up my nose

got hit round the head with a cricket bat by my brother

fell off a swing in my back garden and cracked my head open

brother pushed me over on the ice on the high street and broke my arm

broke my nose when iwas at my friends house when i was about 10, we were having sleeping bag fights and had them on the wrong way, got pushed over, couldnt put my arms out to stop myself, headbutted the floor and broke my nose



Compass in the eye


yup, some stupid bitch in year 1 was waving it around over her shoulder, i went to move out the way but she moved too andSTAB right in the ball
Lawrah
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16th Jun 08 at 13:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When i was wee, I was at a party with my mum and dad, and all I remember was there being a huge wooden dancefloor with wooden steps..I remember running on the dancefloor, slipping and smacking my head on the corner of the wooden steps...cracked my head open and went to get stitched up. Never been since.
RCS
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16th Jun 08 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Was playing golf with my mate in the garden many years ago. Stood too close to him when he was taking his shot and he whacked me in the chin He cried more than me though

Broke both arms in one week. One was when I was running about the living room like a loon and fell, the other I was running around the garden like a loon and fell and could only put down my good arm

Was riding my bmx down the street, and turned to look behind me. This turned the handle bars but I didn't realise this and headed straight towards a kerb. Hit the kerb and went flying over the handle bars skidding along on my face. I had a huge scab on my face for ages

Most recent accident was when I was sledging a couple of years ago. We made a big jump on the side of the hill, and of course I volunteered to go first. Fractured my tailbone when I landed

It's fun getting hurt
stubbsy05
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16th Jun 08 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When I was 2-3 I rode my Tricycle down the stairs in our house! I survived the by ricycle was buggered.

3 - I did a roly poly and my leg went through the glass of our wood burner and it was alight! My dad was there and I escaped with no injuries!

5- Trapped my thumb in the door at infant school and my nail fel off!

6- Over the handlebards of my BMX and sustained lots of cuts to my face and hands/knees. Can still remember picking out bits of grit from my skin!

8 I broke my leg jumping off a wall at school

14 - I went over the hanglebars of my trial bike at full speed down a concrete slope and rode to A & E to get my chin stitched up!

15 - was underage drinking on a playground and slipped off a bar and cracked my nose, could have been really nasty but got awaty with a bloody nose and its now bent a bit still!

So many more. I was so accident prone as a kid!
John
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16th Jun 08 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by johnhara1
Same arm 4 times John?


Yes, same arm
sam-smith
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16th Jun 08 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i have broken my lefts arm twice have like an 8 inch scar from plates and pins and all that shit

i think most people seen the recent one about my forehead being cut open

iv had so many x rays i must be radioactive!

so yeah boys will be boys so expecta few trips

btw i only mentioned the mmajor ones
RyanSxi
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16th Jun 08 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When I was really young about 4ish at a guess, I was climbing on the work top at home in the kitchen. Needed to get from one side to the other but there was the cooking hobs in my path. Asked my mum if they were on and she said no.

They were on owned

Put my hand straight in cold water though so no scars
AndyKent
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Was probably about 6 on a pair of roller skates being pulled along by the saddle on my dads bike. Tripped on a stone and fell forwards onto the wheel which pulled up my T-shirt and cut my chest to shreds on the tire.

Eventually ended up with a single massive scab from my belly button up to my collar bone.

Got two weeks off school though

Also tripped (on anther pair of skates) and fell on my face - chipped a few teeth but didn't break my nose luckily.
Corsa_Scotty
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16th Jun 08 at 15:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Broke my arm 7 times Fell of my BMX whilst attempting stunts about 6 times in a year and 8 months and once for trying to kickflip down a set of narrow stairs and i also broke my collar bone doing that aswell and last but not least i fell off the side of one of those big slide bouncy castles broke my leg and had concussion



[Edited on 16-06-2008 by Corsa_Scotty]
Icy
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16th Jun 08 at 15:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

rode my bike into a lampost and woke up in my living room knocked the fck out!!!

clothes line in back garden, bro told me to try go down it with coathanger not sure but think got knocked out too

also when i was walkin along busy high street starin at the ground, walked into a ticket machine bangin my head
Phi
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16th Jun 08 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i fell over ice skating, no damage done but... thats pretty much were my Fear of ice skating and ice skating rinks come from!
--DAN--
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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16th Jun 08 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_phi
oh i knocked my mums hot coffee all down my front when i was very little, had to wear a special vest for the burn...


lol, I did exactly the same thing

Paint in my eye when aged about 3.

Lego up my nose at 4

Pulled bookcase over on myself splitting my head open.

Social Services also paid my mum and dad a visit .

Also when I was 2 my mum and dad were decorating, my dad put a lump hammer down on the floor behind him which I decided to pick up and twat my dad on the head with and knock him spark out , I nearly ended up in hospital that day aswell.
DC90
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16th Jun 08 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ran into a table and busted up my mouth quite bad.

Put a towel over my head and ran into a door frame, ended up in hospital.

Fell off a bike and landed in glass, stitches in my chin for that one.

Playing rounders at school and some kid ran into me and BIT my forehead, 4 stitches right at the top of my head which got infected, was in hospital for a week due to the infection. Looked like i'd been beaten up pretty bad, my face was huge.

Was on the back of a quad bike and I fell off, got my leg stuck in the wheel and my cousin carried on going

Always doing things to my fingers/thumbs.

My little brother is a lot worse, i'd take up so much room writing what he's done.

[Edited on 16-06-2008 by DC90]
Ash_EP3
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Registered: 15th May 07
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16th Jun 08 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not soo much accidents by myself but I have had...
- Rounders bat too my head (playing baseball, the lad infront decided to take a shot backwards
- Thrown onto the floor and hit my head onto a concrete lump
- Got wiped out 3 times playing 5 a-side eventually the other lad got sent off
- Been in 3 car accidents (none of them too bad so all was good )

that is all I can remember lol
Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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16th Jun 08 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Glass bottle scar on my back
Front Teeth Smashed, over the handlebars jobbie
Fell off a roof and landed on my knee getting a football too.
Tiesto
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16th Jun 08 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When i was about 7 i tried to sprint up a escalator and slipped and cracked my shin against the "teeth" bit of the step and had 4 punctures where they went in all the way and cracked the bone

Also playing a game with my firend seeing if we could throw a metal bar over each others head, well he threw his to low and it cracked me on the eyebrow, a few stiches and a nice scar

Didn't realise how stupid i was as a kid

[Edited on 16-06-2008 by Tiesto]
Tiesto
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16th Jun 08 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --DAN--
Also when I was 2 my mum and dad were decorating, my dad put a lump hammer down on the floor behind him which I decided to pick up and twat my dad on the head with and knock him spark out , I nearly ended up in hospital that day aswell.


Maggie Simpson
richardworrall
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16th Jun 08 at 17:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jumped over a huge pile of sand on my bmx, didnt check what was on the other side and ended up landing in one of those small manual cement mixers.

[Edited on 16-06-2008 by richardworrall]
--DAN--
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quote:
Originally posted by richardworrall
jumped over a huge pile of sand on my bmx, didnt check what was on the other side and ended up landing in one of those small manual cement mixers.

[Edited on 16-06-2008 by richardworrall]



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