Aaron
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Tell her you've got AIDS. Let her do the dumping. In both senses of the word.
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notts.pirate
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if youve already thought about do it now and save wasting 8days of your life
edit - just read the whole thread - good plan
[Edited on 03-06-2008 by notts.pirate]
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Pete_vxl
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...just leave the internet on with this page the next time shes round your way
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jrsteeve
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Bad news guys i bloody bottled it! Just couldn't get the words out and i've never been so annoyed with myself!
Giving it another go 2moz and fingers crossed i'll be single again!
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notts.pirate
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you girl
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DC90
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Originally posted by jrsteeve
Bad news guys i bloody bottled it! Just couldn't get the words out and i've never been so annoyed with myself!
Giving it another go 2moz and fingers crossed i'll be single again!
Why'd you bottle it?!
She doesn't live close so not as if she can bother you about it really or anything
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jrsteeve
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Originally posted by notts.pirate
you girl
Tell me about it! I swear i was all raring to go and sort it but just couldn't face upsetting her! I need to do it tomorrow cos feel a right pussy! 
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Pete_vxl
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dont let her speak when she answers the phone, just barge right in, then least its out then you can explain after uv sed '' you dont raise my rod anymore'' she will understand... lol
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Graham88
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"It's not you, it's me"
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Icy
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send her this song
http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858490762
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xa0s
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Man, don't be a fanny -- just dump her. Tell her you just wanted an extra count on your sex total.
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Twiggy
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Just send her a text thats dumping in the 21st century!!
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willay
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Do it via phone, its a long distance relationship whats the worse that could happen.
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xa0s
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Be a man! I got my mate to phone my ex and dump her.
Don't worry -- it's not how it seems... He pretended to be me so she didn't know any difference! 
Weirdly enough, she hasn't actually contacted me since...  Maybe it's because he (well, I) said she has a smelly vagina. 
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RyanSxi
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Originally posted by SRi Luke
Be a man! I got my mate to phone my ex and dump her.
Don't worry -- it's not how it seems... He pretended to be me so she didn't know any difference!
Weirdly enough, she hasn't actually contacted me since... Maybe it's because he (well, I) said she has a smelly vagina.
Bit of a hypocrit
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Jay
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Originally posted by Tom
Dump her now, too akward spending time down there when you feel like that
If you mean what I think you do... Too true, I was living with my ex (about 3 weeks ago now) and was due to go on holiday next week but I just couldnt be bothered with her anymore and I wanted to hold out for the holiday and then break up, anyway I couldnt stand the awkwardness of pretending to want to be with her and now no holiday for me
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jrsteeve
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I'm single!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo!
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Aaron
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Originally posted by jrsteeve
I'm single!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo!
w00t
Dont go back
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Jake
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What did you say to her?
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jrsteeve
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Originally posted by jake
What did you say to her?
Well it didn't go as smoothly as planned but got the job done 
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lozarus
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more details come on we've been reading this thread and helping you out its only fair you supply us with some gossip!
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J da Silva
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Go to her house, sit her down, give her the mushy build up about how it's you and not her that has the issues, then tell her she's dumped, all while you video it on your mobile to stick on youtube, you could call it grumpy dumping or something.
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ShEp
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Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
Go to her house,nob her sit her down, give her the mushy build up about how it's you and not her that has the issues, then tell her she's dumped, all while you video it on your mobile to stick on youtube, you could call it grumpy dumping or something.
You missed a bit
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jrsteeve
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ah trust me it was shite cos she came back with stuff like what if we saw less of each other for a while and i was just like ehhhhh no that just won't work. Feel a shit and my heart was pounding big time which didn't help.
She's moving up here in a few months with work so'll see just how much damage was done!
cheers for the help though guys, i think i'd still be with her otherwise
Bring on the weekend oooooooohhh yehhh!
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ianic SRi
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surely if she's moving near you then it could have worked because one of the main reasons for finishing was long distances. Oh well mate, if your happy now then your happy now lol which means i'm happy for ya
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