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Paul_J
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Robbo
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Tell all Col!

Surely any girl who does not have a mahoosive bucket fanneh woudl be able to feel his jizz
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Ive got a 'mate' (actually we just grew up together associates! ) that would be proud of that. Hes a right sick fucker some of his stories are just too horrific to repeat!


Snap except mine is a member of my family
Tom
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John?
Hammer
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No but it's his cousin as well
John
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I'm an angel compared to this one.
Robbo
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Come on the pair of yous... entertain us

Ims tuck at work still, so entertain away
Richie B
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TomWilly
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What a nutter
RCoughtrie
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what a plan
Skylined
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Yes get the stories shared please guys.....u2u if necessary
charlessurr
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I bummed a bird on holiday without a jonny, I led her out of the hotel then on my way back managed to pick some other tart up and shagged her again without a jonny and without washing in between. :-O
N3CRO
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One word. EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
charlessurr
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At least i didnt eat my own cum lol :-)
Kurt
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Why didnt he just keep going?
notts.pirate
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quote:
Originally posted by charlessurr
I bummed a bird on holiday without a jonny, I led her out of the hotel then on my way back managed to pick some other tart up and shagged her again without a jonny and without washing in between. :-O





best i can do is a 'friend' of mine was banging a bird from work behind his missus' back, she picked him up after a night out and on the way home gave him a blowjob in a layby - 10mins earlier he'd had his cock up his bit on the side

another friend was banging a bird upstairs while her mate slept downstairs, he came down for a drink of water and ended up doing friend in the kitchen then back up to 1st bird
mwg
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Phi
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quote:
Originally posted by notts.pirate
quote:
Originally posted by charlessurr
I bummed a bird on holiday without a jonny, I led her out of the hotel then on my way back managed to pick some other tart up and shagged her again without a jonny and without washing in between. :-O





best i can do is a 'friend' of mine was banging a bird from work behind his missus' back, she picked him up after a night out and on the way home gave him a blowjob in a layby - 10mins earlier he'd had his cock up his bit on the side



thats sick
Cosmo
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20th May 08 at 20:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by notts.pirate
quote:
Originally posted by charlessurr
I bummed a bird on holiday without a jonny, I led her out of the hotel then on my way back managed to pick some other tart up and shagged her again without a jonny and without washing in between. :-O





best i can do is a 'friend' of mine was banging a bird from work behind his missus' back, she picked him up after a night out and on the way home gave him a blowjob in a layby - 10mins earlier he'd had his cock up his bit on the side



Ive heard that sort of story about 1,000,000 times
John
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As if she wouldn't notice his manky smelling cock.
Theham85
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, thats brilliant
jonnysri
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instead of eating my own jizz i would of had the dyson under the bed ready if suchan event would arise lol. you get the idea what comes nxt lol

[Edited on 20-05-2008 by jonnycash]
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by John
As if she wouldn't notice his manky smelling cock.
deano87
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20th May 08 at 22:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how very wrong.

And how could she not feel it? Shhlag.
Tom
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Av had my dick up another bird after not washing it was my ex who I was using and basically trying to ruin her new relationship at the time. She deserved it

The other girl was a freak aswell so never felt bad, she got dumped the night we brought the CL cup back to liverpool for maoning at me

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