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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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11th May 08 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Skyline = Benchmark for power
monty46
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Registered: 27th Jan 08
Location: Northern Ireland
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11th May 08 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i once beat a skyline in my 1.2 corsa!!!!! went so fast past him it looked like he wasnt moving might have been because he was parked up!!! lol
Corsa_Sport21
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Registered: 13th Apr 08
Location: Leven, Fife. Drives : 205 GTi
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11th May 08 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have a mate whos like that.
Hes just bought this kitted Honda Prelude and depending on ur taste in cars it looks ok but not my scene anymore.He took me for a blast in it and it does go well.Its an import 2.2 Vtec with a few mods.He took it up the local 1/4 mile and said it was rapid smoking FTOs etc.I looked at his times on the site and they were 16s and 17s.lol.
I didnt say anything to him because hes a really good mate and totally harmless and hasnt really had fast cars so to him its minted and rapid.
He told me he was considering getting a Pulsar then he asked if the prelude would beat my old 1.He was pretty surprised when i told him no chance and that mine was running 313bhp,0-60 in the 4s and a top end of 160mph+ speedo figs.

If it was any1 else tho,like sum1 i didnt know or like,i would quickly get them told that their bullshitting.
Brett
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11th May 08 at 14:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"smoking FTOs" is hardly an achievement
Huwsi
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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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11th May 08 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I know a lad round my way who said he had a 300bhp LET nova and that the engine was standard

The best part is he has never had a license and claimed he wrote it off after drifting round a car park and crashed it into a skip- aparently the keys fell out the ignition while he war doing this
I then asked him if i could buy it off him and he was stumped and said nothing for about 5 seconds he then said something about crushing it
Ben G
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11th May 08 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Skyline = Benchmark for power


evo/impreza tbh
Corsa_Sport21
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Registered: 13th Apr 08
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11th May 08 at 15:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
"smoking FTOs" is hardly an achievement


Hence the reasons they get called an FTSlow

But if u read my post properly,u will see ive explained.
Ash_EP3
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Registered: 15th May 07
Location: Melksham, Wiltshire
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11th May 08 at 20:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ash87
what colour is it Ash as there's a knob tht drives one round this way, thinks its the bee's knees might be the same guy


Silver one,

Sorry to post it but I was really fooked off and had to get it off my chest, I think he was possibly bullshitting because I wouldn't buy the car off him

oh and apparently it's now fitted with a turbo
Arctic_Monkey
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Registered: 20th Mar 06
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11th May 08 at 20:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A guy in work once told me he saw this VW lupo that had a turbo AND a supercharger he also said that it was going to cost 8 grand for him to be insured on his dad's Audi A4.....Fud
22B
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11th May 08 at 20:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Arctic_Monkey
A guy in work once told me he saw this VW lupo that had a turbo AND a supercharger


DOH

that engine exists

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=205696

maybe he was telling the truth about the insurance after all
andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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12th May 08 at 07:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

120 sideways in me 1.4 8V corsa y'alllllll
harrisp
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Registered: 15th Dec 07
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12th May 08 at 09:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 22B
quote:
Originally posted by Arctic_Monkey
A guy in work once told me he saw this VW lupo that had a turbo AND a supercharger


DOH

that engine exists

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=205696

maybe he was telling the truth about the insurance after all


Just done a quick quote on confused.com for a a4 estate, third party fire and theft with my mum as a named driver £9961

Maybe your friend wasn't bullshitting at all.
Arctic_Monkey
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12th May 08 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by harrisp
quote:
Originally posted by 22B
quote:
Originally posted by Arctic_Monkey
A guy in work once told me he saw this VW lupo that had a turbo AND a supercharger


DOH

that engine exists

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=205696

maybe he was telling the truth about the insurance after all


Just done a quick quote on confused.com for a a4 estate, third party fire and theft with my mum as a named driver £9961

Maybe your friend wasn't bullshitting at all.


fair enough, but 8 grand to be added on to your dad's policy as a named driver for a year? Not like it was even an rs4...the guy is still a compulsive liar amongst other things
Baskey
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12th May 08 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i once beat a 106 gti round the 'twisties'


im a compulsive car lair too

[Edited on 12-05-2008 by Baskey]
andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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12th May 08 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

apparently i once entered into a straightline race with a 1.1 saxo when i was driving a 1.6 corsa. apparently i lost
FasT09
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12th May 08 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I know some one exactly the same.

this cunt was trying to tell me he got 140 out of his 1.2 corsa. he has a shite jap kit on it aswell.



[Edited on 12-05-2008 by FasT09]
harrisp
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12th May 08 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Arctic_Monkey
quote:
Originally posted by harrisp
quote:
Originally posted by 22B
quote:
Originally posted by Arctic_Monkey
A guy in work once told me he saw this VW lupo that had a turbo AND a supercharger


DOH

that engine exists

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=205696

maybe he was telling the truth about the insurance after all


Just done a quick quote on confused.com for a a4 estate, third party fire and theft with my mum as a named driver £9961

Maybe your friend wasn't bullshitting at all.


fair enough, but 8 grand to be added on to your dad's policy as a named driver for a year? Not like it was even an rs4...the guy is still a compulsive liar amongst other things


O right, thought you meant taking out his own policy.
Superlite Ltd.
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12th May 08 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
"smoking FTOs" is hardly an achievement


yeah, when i bought my ibiza the guys wife had an FTO. Said on the advert "faster than my wifes FTO! "

...so what
Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
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12th May 08 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My cousin is like this.

Plus he says stupid shit about vauxhall engines. I'll disagree, then he'll go off his head at me saying I dont' know shit about Vauxhalls and he's been into Vaux since he was 16 and all this shit.

I just say yeah ok, go do it then jim. Sure you can get your 1.6 to 300 bhp by rnning it on fermented cat piss and malibu mix.
JinThaMC
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Registered: 5th Aug 07
Location: P1 is 4db louder
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12th May 08 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at the end of they day, no one is as clever as yourself
richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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12th May 08 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
plenty here mate

my mate used to have a 230bhp s2 rst when he was 17 (on motor trade insurance) and i've never heard the end of the list he's apparently beaten

no doubt it was a fast car though


Thats a really bad example of what the thread is getting at

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