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Author Paul_J
Hammer
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2nd May 08 at 13:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've heard through the grapevine he's prepared an essay so boring it will knock anyone who reads it to sleep
RyanSxi
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Maybe he's typing away now and on return will copy and paste into this thread.

I hope he isn't banned for too long. The amount of words could crash CS forever!
Jambo
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2nd May 08 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Whole new meaning to personal attack.

Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
it was for the best. im fed up of hearing about quaife LSD's and the excuses why his 1/4 mile times were shite.


Pauls excuse book is a legendary, 2nd most read book in circulation behind the bible.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
it was for the best. im fed up of hearing about quaife LSD's and the excuses why his 1/4 mile times were shite.


Pauls excuse book is a legendary, 2nd most read book in circulation behind the bible.


He also wrote the Bible
Jambo
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2nd May 08 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the bible is just a collection of essays or "books" that paul has written over the years
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Love how everyones keen to start a slanging match.....


Who is some of you serious types need to learn how to have a laugh

RyanSxi
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2nd May 08 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think that whenever any1 writes "SA Warning" on here it should be changed to "Paul_J Warning"
Fad
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2nd May 08 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Love how everyones keen to start a slanging match.....


Who is some of you serious types need to learn how to have a laugh




Serious types? Fuck off you northern cunt

[Edited on 02-05-2008 by Fad]
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2nd May 08 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he was very pissed last nite was talkin to him on msn after he got banned, he wasnt happy at all, he is in a better mood this morning
RyanSxi
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2nd May 08 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Talking on MSN?

I can imagine it now

"Paul_J is typing a message*"

30 mins later a shit load of words appear to start reading
willay
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or MSN crashes.
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Love how everyones keen to start a slanging match.....


Who is some of you serious types need to learn how to have a laugh




Serious types? Fuck off you northern cunt



Sorry I meant southern types



@ msn crashing

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quote:
Originally posted by willay
or MSN crashes. [/quote

Jambo
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rofl harris
RyanSxi
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Some1 should msn him and ask her to compile an SA on why he should be aloud back on CS.

The next week, when hes finally finished it , get him unbanned
Tom
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Would need a panel of people to spend all of there spare time next week to consider his opening statement tbf
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
Talking on MSN?

I can imagine it now

"Paul_J is typing a message*"

30 mins later a shit load of words appear to start reading


Tommy L
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2nd May 08 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I want Paul_J's bum
RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Would need a panel of people to spend all of there spare time next week to consider his opening statement tbf


We could all have a paragraph each (all 26000 users )

[Edited on 02-05-2008 by RyanSxi]
RyanSxi
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It just occured to me after the bible talk, is Paul's last name Jesus?

No wonder he writes so much!
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
It just occured to me after the bible talk, is Paul's last name Jesus?

No wonder he writes so much!


I've heard rumours it's either jesus, judge or jury tbh.
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2nd May 08 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i reckon he requested to be banned so he could concentrate all his efforts on one massive essay, instead of his relatively small ones he has been posting lately
BarnshaW
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2nd May 08 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he does it on the local site we are both on to. going on about his car and mods and quaife LSD's and his flanges hitting his gearboxes etc. does my head in lol.

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