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DannyB
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

get her fucked
N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Keep sending them away saying they have the wrong address.

Better still, dress up like a gay male prostitute, dildo in hand, everything."Readdddyyyy".


That what you'd do Deano?
jamez_zz
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22nd Apr 08 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

next time u see her say

[borat voice] very niiiiiicee, how much? how much? [/borat voice]
Ste L
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we need's pic's of this hooker
wilson_sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Ste L
we need's pic's of this hooker
Jules S
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I presume you are renting the room/flat from a landlord?
JM Curdy
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this thread has potential
Corsa_Scotty
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Break in her room when shes gone and inspect the bed sheets
carey
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f'in now i finally appreciate my flat mates
DAZ1985
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pics
little_duke
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quote:
Originally posted by dean101287

Any suggestions what I could do to confirm my suspicions



give her a go
Richie B
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She must resemble a hippos yawn tbh...
dean101287
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Trust me. pictures are not needed. She is a mess. Old enough to be your mother or even your gran.

Yes, I rent a room and share the house off a landlord/ landlady.


[Edited on 23-04-2008 by dean101287]
andy1868
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are you sure its different men? and not just one thats the master of disguise?
myke
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she might be a home physio or masseuse?
injured soldier and all that.

ask her what she does for a living next time?

search the internet for those sort of services local to you and see if you find her.
Tom
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Ask her what she does for a living seeing as she's your flat mate she shouldnt be too offended

Failing that, get one of your ates to knock on the door and pretend not to know you asking for her...she what she does?
Jamie
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quote:
Originally posted by JM Curdy
this thread has potential
Jambo
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23rd Apr 08 at 10:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe shes just a slag?
Dave A
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have a shared house phone number? if so u2u it to someone, they can phone up and ask for her and ask how much she charges for a truffle shuffle.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
have a shared house phone number? if so u2u it to someone, they can phone up and ask for her and ask how much she charges for a truffle shuffle.


good idea
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quote:
Originally posted by wilson_sri
quote:
Originally posted by Ste L
we need's pic's of this hooker



Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by ScottyBhoy2k7
Break in her room when shes gone and inspect the bed sheets


Hardboard springs to mind.
dan_almond
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23rd Apr 08 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Whats her facebook address, this thread could then get interesting

[Edited on 23-04-2008 by dan_almond]
SAL
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ask her how much ?
charlessurr
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I suggest CS give free Premium membership for life to whoever goes down and delves into her hippos yawn (with photos)

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