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loubielou
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Registered: 14th Jan 07
Location: North Finchley, Greater London
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21st Apr 08 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sticky hands, paaint in hair, tripping over toys, tripping over children etc
dan_c4rsa
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Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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21st Apr 08 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
local radion stations rock


I never knew how shit we all were at singing until that 'I want to break free' song came on by queen.

Its a scary thing seeing a 60 year old yorkshire chippie strumming a 5x2 and grabbing his crotch.......
jr
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21st Apr 08 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dealing with cunts
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
sticky hands


bigdan
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Getting called a cunt every day because the mags beat the mackems

oh yeah panel beater

cuts/dust everywhere/welding burns/called a cunt/
Tom
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Headaches and sore eyes and DVT probably |
Bonney
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21st Apr 08 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
local radion stations rock


I never knew how shit we all were at singing until that 'I want to break free' song came on by queen.

Its a scary thing seeing a 60 year old yorkshire chippie strumming a 5x2 and grabbing his crotch.......



Know what you mean, They have a thing at work when life is a roller coaster comes on, they repeat the verse after he has sung it, guarunteed everytime.
antmashed
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21st Apr 08 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
risk of buildings falling on my bonse, cut knuckles, shit in my eyes, all sorts of normal injurys on a building site
dan_c4rsa
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21st Apr 08 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
local radion stations rock


I never knew how shit we all were at singing until that 'I want to break free' song came on by queen.

Its a scary thing seeing a 60 year old yorkshire chippie strumming a 5x2 and grabbing his crotch.......



Know what you mean, They have a thing at work when life is a roller coaster comes on, they repeat the verse after he has sung it, guarunteed everytime.






or sing the words before the song actually has
jamez_zz
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21st Apr 08 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Lots of cuts, sore bald knees, banging heads, sore back piss wet through all day, scruffy druggy tennants putting up with arseholes in suits, SMOKE ALARMS and shitty local radio stations burning my self with my blowlamp or hot pipes, leaks due to cheap shitty materials

[Edited on 21-04-2008 by mattk]


not use knee-padded trousers?
antmashed
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21st Apr 08 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
local radion stations rock


I never knew how shit we all were at singing until that 'I want to break free' song came on by queen.

Its a scary thing seeing a 60 year old yorkshire chippie strumming a 5x2 and grabbing his crotch.......



Know what you mean, They have a thing at work when life is a roller coaster comes on, they repeat the verse after he has sung it, guarunteed everytime.






or sing the words before the song actually has


i get this my boss thinks he is good at singing!

tbh hes not good at anything especially being a builder
Jules S
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21st Apr 08 at 21:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by antmashed
risk of buildings falling on my bonse, cut knuckles, shit in my eyes, all sorts of normal injurys on a building site




Is anybody CSCS in here?

Give it 12 months and you wont be working on a building site without taking a test/having a CSCS card.

http://www.google.construction-support.co.uk/?gclid=CPrm0PqH7ZICFQ1I1AodQ2oY4w
antmashed
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21st Apr 08 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pardonme?
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by antmashed
pardonme?


No offence.....Lets call it the 'nanny state' shall we?

At the mo CDM doesn't cover small sites/contract values/man hours involved etc...again no offence meant as I have no idea on what sort of 'building' sites you work on

But believe me, the health and Safety mob are coming your way....
mattk
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21st Apr 08 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jamez_zz
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Lots of cuts, sore bald knees, banging heads, sore back piss wet through all day, scruffy druggy tennants putting up with arseholes in suits, SMOKE ALARMS and shitty local radio stations burning my self with my blowlamp or hot pipes, leaks due to cheap shitty materials


not use knee-padded trousers?


Yeah I have snickers ones at the moment and they helped, its more of a joint pain now, although my knee hair has never grew back since wearing them
Jambo
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Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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21st Apr 08 at 21:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jr
dealing with cunts


Ditto.
andys sxi
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21st Apr 08 at 21:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive already took my cscs test and got the card did it last year

April 08 feature car
DC90
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21st Apr 08 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sore knees/back
Cutting myself on copper constantly
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by andys sxi
ive already took my cscs test and got the card did it last year


Fairplay

You will understand what I'm saying about all these people posting about hurting themselves on site then?
andys sxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
quote:
Originally posted by andys sxi
ive already took my cscs test and got the card did it last year


Fairplay

You will understand what I'm saying about all these people posting about hurting themselves on site then?


yeah i do lol

April 08 feature car
jamez_zz
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21st Apr 08 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tbh. mdf dust is my worst fear. lol.
mattk
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21st Apr 08 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a CSCS card, most of my injuries are stupid trivial shit

nearly cut my finger off the other day though snapping my scrap up
Liam
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21st Apr 08 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Warehouse

Dropping boxes
Cuts from staples on sofas
Rope burn from tying boxes off

+ many more
mattk
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cracking toilet pans / baisins
Adam_B
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
dealing with cunts


Same

[Edited on 21-04-2008 by Adam_B]

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