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deano87
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18th Apr 08 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
breakfast, brunch,lunch,dinner,nidnight feast

Nidnight, you Scots are weird.
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oops Midnight that is
Lawrah
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Why the fuck is it so cold.
_Allan_
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Lawrah is on the blob, she has her angry head on
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you forgot to turn the heating on.....actually yeah it is abit calde
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
fucking breakfast brunch lunch afternoon tea dinner supper.
You missed elevenses.
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Lawrah is on the blob, she has her angry head on


Im not on the fucking blob you tadger.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
fucking breakfast brunch lunch afternoon tea dinner supper.
You missed elevenses.


So where would you place brunch ?
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Midway between Breakfast and Lunch. If you are a lazy git and only get out of bed in time to have breakfast at 10, then brunch is elevenses too.
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Ah..I see.
CorsAsh
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I'm glad.
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Me Too
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Want to meet for elevenses when I come over? Can have scones.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Lawrah is on the blob, she has her angry head on


Im not on the fucking blob you tadger.


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quote:
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Want to meet for elevenses when I come over? Can have scones.


Ash I wish to fill your scones with cream, Lawrah will provide the Jam
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quote:
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Lawrah is on the blob, she has her angry head on




sound's just like a typical woman to me,


Moan, Moan, Moan Moan
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quote:
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Im going to rock on down and smash the fucking shit out of the car whos alarm has been fucking ringing in my ears for the past 3 hours. I really do no need it right now.

Another thing, Fucking Virgin fucking shitting media, away and die.

Someone get my phone, its across the room and ill be fucked if im getting up.

And dinner, dinner would be good.




My Dad works for Virgin


Planty02 IS a virgin
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quote:
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Im going to rock on down and smash the fucking shit out of the car whos alarm has been fucking ringing in my ears for the past 3 hours. I really do no need it right now.

Another thing, Fucking Virgin fucking shitting media, away and die.

Someone get my phone, its across the room and ill be fucked if im getting up.

And dinner, dinner would be good.




My Dad works for Virgin


Im sure your dad is not personally responsible for my problems with them.
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Maybe his dad is Beardy Branson, hmmm?
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In that case, I would like a shot in your Virgin Hotair Balloon please.
CorsAsh
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That would be a World Irony Record
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18th Apr 08 at 23:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How very dare you.

Im not all hotair..

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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
northeners, typical


OI
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How many guys have you had inside you at once? Did any have beards?
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Did God reply to your swearing?

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