Nismo
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Flying Penguins PMSL!! 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/epeng001.shtml?src=ip_potpw
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_Allan_
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Pizza Hut
http://newsletter.pizzahut.co.uk/domestic/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2008-03-28+Domestic&s
Somone in our office just give the local store a load of grief saying they have a pile of ironing that needs sorting out today and they want a pizza bringing round while they wait
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
Flying Penguins PMSL!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/epeng001.shtml?src=ip_potpw
That is brilliant
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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BBC football gossip....
AND FINALLY (CHECK TODAY'S DATE...)
England coach Fabio Capello believes it might be easier for his players to learn Italian than him to speak English. (The Sun)
Accrington Stanley are to change their name to Lancashire Stanley United from next season. (Accrington club website)
Hartlepool have unveiled a new centenary kit for next season - in black-and-white hoops [the colours of local rivals Darlington]. (Hartlepool club website)
Bury manager Alan Knill, 43, has registered himself as a player for their relegation run-in. (Bury club website)
Luton mascot Harry the Hatter has been kidnapped on the way to Debenhams, while Oldham's Chaddy the Owl has had his costume stolen. (Luton and Oldham club websites)
Plymouth have unveiled a tartan away kit for next season, paying homage to manager Paul Sturrock and the other Scots on the playing staff. (Plymouth club website)
Port Vale are to move to a new £35m stadium named after chairman Bill Bratt, across the road from their current Vale Park home. (Port Vale club website)
Wycombe midfielder Sergio Torres is to record an album of folk songs. (Wycombe club website)
Preston are to pay tribute to their 1957/58 team by commissioning some "Invincible Gold"-coloured seats [suspiciously similar in colour to the tangerine of rivals Blackpool]. (Preston club website)
Oxford United will hold a Rodeo Day competition as the bronze ox statue outside their ground has been fitted with a "bucking bronco" setting. Making guest appearances at the event will be Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy Boy Walton, Billy Ray Reardon and Roy Walker. (Oxford club website).
Brighton's tired players have been training at theme park Chessington World of Adventures for three days this week, riding rollercoasters to rejuvenate their weary limbs. (Brighton club website).
Northampton could be deducted points after a complaint was lodged over the colour of socks they wore in a recent game. Boss Stuart Gray expects to hear something "before noon today". (Northampton club website)
Burnley plan to ground-share with arch-rivals Blackburn at Ewood Park in 2010/11 while Turf Moor is redeveloped. (Burnley club website)
Lincoln City are proposing to switch the kick-offs of matches from Saturday at 1500 to Monday at 1000, to reduce their carbon footprint. (Lincoln club website)
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tom_simes
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It was sort of believeable when they were just flying - almost certainly fake, but still a maybe.
Then they fly to the Rainforests of South America 'to bask in the sunshine' 
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Natalie
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We all got done at work
It was posted on our intranet that we could now use voice recognition on the computers - we had to speak into the laptop and for example say 'open excel' and excel would open...... i think most of us believed it
One person was shouting at her computer 'open outlook!'
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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anyone remember the cs one, when you logged on it came up with a page and a link saying Ian and tim had sold up to SaxoSportsClub, or something like that
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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last year that was wasn't it??
people who i work on behalf did a shit one..
Changing thier logowhich they have had since year dot. lots of members called to complain and it was in a bid for climate control etc.
so stupid.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
yeah a story in the sun about capello thinking it would be quicker for the players to learn italian than for him to learn english
Every day is April Fools Day as far as that "newspaper" is concerned...
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
We all got done at work
It was posted on our intranet that we could now use voice recognition on the computers - we had to speak into the laptop and for example say 'open excel' and excel would open...... i think most of us believed it
One person was shouting at her computer 'open outlook!'
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Nismo
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
We all got done at work
It was posted on our intranet that we could now use voice recognition on the computers - we had to speak into the laptop and for example say 'open excel' and excel would open...... i think most of us believed it
One person was shouting at her computer 'open outlook!'
Bet you fell for it!
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Gregor
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Registered: 28th Nov 03
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In all honesty I fell for the flying penguins one 
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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oh gregor
I clocked it as soon as they showed the video as it clicked that it was april the first.
Although for all we know it could be true 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Welsh Dan
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We had a fax come through from one of our suppliers for "Wireless Jumpleads"
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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i seen a banner saying. "fossil fools the planet is fying unless you change you ways" i wanted to put up a banner with a smart remark.
like im with stupid
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