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Hamish
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20th Mar 08 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
littole bit of head pushing is ok but not when it feels liketheyre deliberately trying to choke you hmm maybe they are

GAG GAG GAG
loubielou
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if they try n choke you then they are asking for a big bite
Fonz
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not sure i could cope with waxing!! although to be fair i've never had chance to say no.....cant knock it till i *get dragged kicking and scraming) tried it
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Originally posted by loubielou
the pube thing too!!! errr if you kept trimmed and it wasnt a fucking jungle then there would be no problems


get them to shave
Steve
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iv got an erection
loubielou
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blowjob steve?
lil_g
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
blowjob gregg?



Steve
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blowjob steve, now isnt that a quaint nickname for myself
loubielou
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you suck cock? queer
Hamish
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
not sure i could cope with waxing!! although to be fair i've never had chance to say no.....cant knock it till i *get dragged kicking and scraming) tried it

Dont
Tommy L
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20th Mar 08 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
DONT WAX. Its hurts
Fonz
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i'm LOL so hard, getting very odd looks from colleagues glad it lunchtime!

Steve - i've heard yo called worse on here!
LeahWGA
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20th Mar 08 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
waxin.. its not that bad
XSIHardy
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get tht foam stuff
what lasses us for there legs.
probz would cause issues tho lol
Hoddo
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quote:
Originally posted by XSIHardy
get tht foam stuff
what lasses us for there legs.
probz would cause issues tho lol


hair removal cream dont that shit burn hairs away. good luck!
Tommy L
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shame about rules 11 and 16
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off topic - see http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=419493
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20th Mar 08 at 13:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
blowjob steve


I thought that was our secret

also, rude girls in this thread, forum seems bust though, pics not loading?
Lawrah
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20th Mar 08 at 13:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your all a bunch of filthy animals.
Fonz
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20th Mar 08 at 13:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thank good ness we have you Lawrah to put us in our place!
Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I don't agree with 3.

But 11... I do...


I got slightly aroused at my desk.
sam-smith
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20th Mar 08 at 17:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
makes women sounds like twats that

i know plenty who like it.
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20th Mar 08 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shelly if I stay in bed with my PSP can I......
PhilC
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20th Mar 08 at 19:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shelly, every bloke who has read this is gonna be thinking of u while bashing one out tonight. Good job.

[Edited on 20-03-2008 by PhilC]
Shelly
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20th Mar 08 at 20:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It makes both of you feel dirty...

Allan, no! Would you like it if I was sat doing Brain Training on the DS whilst you were... doubtful.

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