Timbaland
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Originally posted by Monster
I was late for a leason.
Was it English by chance?
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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I was a proper geek at school, I used to get bullied. 
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by Shelly]
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Daniel_Corsa
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Registered: 21st Apr 04
Location: Wigton, Cumbria
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A lad that came into 6th from from a different school, was always on faceparty, he paid up for the adult part of the site.
So we thought we would try and pull him, set up an account of a female, all his interests, some naked pictures found on google.
Hook line sinker, within 2day he had found her and sent her a message, things progressed!
MSN addy was set up and started talking, I ended up getting him to show all on his web cam, "print screen" save, print and print the conversation!
Next day in the common room........... plastered everywhere! Even the head of 6th form thought it was funny!
Going bowling on a trip and pinching a bowling ball on the way out, got on the bus and showed the teachers
They had to take it back in and apologise
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Shelly
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johnhara1
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_Corsa
A lad that came into 6th from from a different school, was always on faceparty, he paid up for the adult part of the site.
So we thought we would try and pull him, set up an account of a female, all his interests, some naked pictures found on google.
Hook line sinker, within 2day he had found her and sent her a message, things progressed!
MSN addy was set up and started talking, I ended up getting him to show all on his web cam, "print screen" save, print and print the conversation!
Next day in the common room........... plastered everywhere! Even the head of 6th form thought it was funny!
Going bowling on a trip and pinching a bowling ball on the way out, got on the bus and showed the teachers
They had to take it back in and apologise
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
I was late for a leason.
Was it English by chance?
Oooops
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by Monster]
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C2RL R
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we went into town one day after school on the metrolink. when we got off the tram in manc there was another tram on the opposite platform so i snatched my mates bag off his bag and threw it on the other tram. afaik it went all the way back to where we came from. he wasn't even bothered!
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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used to get a mug full of water, and put a piece of laminated card over it then turn the whole thing upside down, put it on a teachers desk and pull the card out. u can imagine the rest
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
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quote:
Originally posted by lee_wee
used to get a mug full of water, and put a piece of laminated card over it then turn the whole thing upside down, put it on a teachers desk and pull the card out. u can imagine the rest
Thats we tried to glue a teacher to his seat once but it had dried up before he sat on it 
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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Science teacher had no sense of smell so couldn't smell the gas we turned on  He lent on the gas tap for a while and then we decided to try and light him with a bunsen burner. He wasn't impressed that we burnt his science jacket
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
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we used to do it daily for about 2 months, until the teahers realised that an upside down mug might be full of water like it was for the last 50 odd days, yes they were that stupid
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Scotty C
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We once bought a woopie cushion and put on our really strict teachers chair, he came in, sat on it, and we all pissed ourselfs, then the whole class got put in detention, then we did it again
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ed
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One of our teachers had a prosthetic leg. He slipped on water, well over and his leg fell off in the dining hall in front of 200+ kids. Was funny at the time, but it's not really that funny tbh.
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Jodieee
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Got a new head teacher half way through year 9.. had like a mini parents evening but all together in the big hall whilst she did a speech. She ended up gettin words mixed up and saying
"And i will teach your children to achieve great sex .. i mean success!"
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Stav X16XE
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Registered: 15th Nov 07
Location: Wood Green, London
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I got a few of these from secondary school, all to the same teacher
1) Threw a waterbaloon at him from the back of the class
2) Lit a trail of some sort of hydrochloric acid or something down the class and it actually went between his legs
3) Successfully glued him to his chair, was quality we just all ran out the class after it hahaha
yeeh i was a bit of a terror but i still got good grades
hi everyone btw im slightly new on here lol
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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quote:
Originally posted by Stav X16XE
hi everyone btw im slightly new on here lol
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Mattb
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I remember once i ate an 1/8 of solids inside a ball of starburst at lunch... 3'o clock that days was interesting...
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by Mattb]
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Rob_Scarborough
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Registered: 19th Mar 01
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In primary school i still remember 1st day back after a weekend so in Monday assembly the school told everyone that it was "free dress" on the Thursday, even though it cost 50p, anyway this one Italian lad called Matteo was off Monday so came in on Tuesday and was none the wiser to the free dress day until he asked one of the lads in the class. He was told the "free dress" was now "fancy dress" and it was on Wed. So the following morning were all stood in our uniforms in the playground and guess who pulls up in a taxi, dressed up like a ninja turtle with a bin lid taped to his back! You guessed it, Matteo! He had to spend all day dressed like a turtle when everyone else was in their uniforms! Bring tears to my eyes thinking about that day lol
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ed
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quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
I remember once i ate an 1/8 of solids inside a ball of starburst at lunch... 3'o clock that days was interesting...
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by Mattb]
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by ed]
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_Corsa
A lad that came into 6th from from a different school, was always on faceparty, he paid up for the adult part of the site.
So we thought we would try and pull him, set up an account of a female, all his interests, some naked pictures found on google.
Hook line sinker, within 2day he had found her and sent her a message, things progressed!
MSN addy was set up and started talking, I ended up getting him to show all on his web cam, "print screen" save, print and print the conversation!
Next day in the common room........... plastered everywhere! Even the head of 6th form thought it was funny!
Going bowling on a trip and pinching a bowling ball on the way out, got on the bus and showed the teachers
They had to take it back in and apologise
LOLLL we did that but with myspace
Also, my car was like the fun house at my school. If you wanted a funking funny lunchtime drive, you come in my car. Used to make a bomb in petrol money. Was great fun until I got called into the Headmasters office for driving around a roundabout on 3 wheels
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jr
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loads and loads of stuff was funny, biut from going on from what pow said
in the 6th form all my mates either had cars, or were passengers, and we were 8-9 miles from bluewater etc
so challange was who could get there first, so 7 or 8 cars, all either going on the dual carridge way (longer) or the lanes (shorter but not wide enough for 2 cars)
it was stuff like ax's vs rover 216 etc etc vs j18 still stripped with the 136bhp 1.4 16v ................ me + dessignated passenger allways won
fucking dangerous though
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WATSON
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Fife, Scotland
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I was a right bastard at school Hence why i was told to leave at the start of 3rd year and not to come back
My french teacher was a right cow everyone hated her Locked her in one of the big walk in cupboards for just about half a day
used to stick stink bombs under her chair legs then when she sat on the chair they would go off ect
chucked all the english books out the top floor window was around 50 books
I was rarly in class at school i would have been found 95% walking about the school
there plenty of things i could go on all day probley
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob_Scarborough
In primary school i still remember 1st day back after a weekend so in Monday assembly the school told everyone that it was "free dress" on the Thursday, even though it cost 50p, anyway this one Italian lad called Matteo was off Monday so came in on Tuesday and was none the wiser to the free dress day until he asked one of the lads in the class. He was told the "free dress" was now "fancy dress" and it was on Wed. So the following morning were all stood in our uniforms in the playground and guess who pulls up in a taxi, dressed up like a ninja turtle with a bin lid taped to his back! You guessed it, Matteo! He had to spend all day dressed like a turtle when everyone else was in their uniforms! Bring tears to my eyes thinking about that day lol
which school was that at Rob? What year are you in?
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Bought cockroaches from the petshop (for feeding lizards etc) and released them in the languages block. Sports day got cancelled because noone would grass us up for that
abusing sherbert dips and making the german teacher think my mate had caught rabies and was foaming from the mouth having a fit on the floor.
The old locking a teacher in a cupboard, several times
We also screw at a time over the space of about 5 weeks took apart the teachers desk, until one week she sat down at it and it collapsed - was a real messy desk too with papers, binders and a big old cup of coffee on it
Oh I miss school
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob_Scarborough
In primary school i still remember 1st day back after a weekend so in Monday assembly the school told everyone that it was "free dress" on the Thursday, even though it cost 50p, anyway this one Italian lad called Matteo was off Monday so came in on Tuesday and was none the wiser to the free dress day until he asked one of the lads in the class. He was told the "free dress" was now "fancy dress" and it was on Wed. So the following morning were all stood in our uniforms in the playground and guess who pulls up in a taxi, dressed up like a ninja turtle with a bin lid taped to his back! You guessed it, Matteo! He had to spend all day dressed like a turtle when everyone else was in their uniforms! Bring tears to my eyes thinking about that day lol
FPMSL that made me crease up
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